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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I work in a call center. We're divided into "units" with around 12 people per unit plus one manager. My unit is not ethnically diverse. There's one Mexican (me), three whites, and seven blacks. We all get along well. I saw this picture on facebook.



I tap the two co-workers next to me (both black) to show them. One of them goes "Nu-uh, I hate rat." So I tell her it's not a rat and she says "No I hate rodents. I'll scream if I see one" to which I finished off "Jump on a stool, clutch your skirt Tom and Jerry style?"

Every one laughed.

well boy did I forget that lady was a racist sterotype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODeWKTKkN2Y

But some one in another unit didn't forget and reported me. It was all cleared up once they got me and the black people in my unit together and they vouched for me that nothing hateful was in that comment or any of my comments. I was not written up but I was cautioned to think a bit before I share jokes at a workplace environment.


Fake edit: Also the person who reported me is white lol

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sorry you have a lovely job in callcenter hell OP

ive been there

then again my call center was cool as hell.

whats it like working in literal hell OP

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Oh lawd!

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

More than six blacks gathered together and you can call them a murder to be succinct OP

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
smelly balls and in a call center

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Jerry is am rear end in a top hat

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Wait, where was the racist part?

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
but rabbits aren't rodents, I don't get it

L-Boned
Sep 11, 2001

by FactsAreUseless
Did you feel the Bern?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lol that you work in a call center

lol that you thought this was worth posting











ill be sure to share it on facebook - WHERE IT BELONGS

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

FishionMailed posted:

smelly balls and in a call center

No he got fired. Did you not even read the thread?

Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."
Are they thinking of Speedy Gonzales? I don't get it. I think this is a bad thread.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
hope you get fired

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
wanna hug that rabbit

also your coworker is a wuss

and your other coworker is an idiot

up to you to decide which is which

crotchgobbler
Jul 25, 2007

im an 07 lol
I actually work in EEO and the amount of stuff people claim is discriminatory is insane. This is pretty tame in comparison. :)

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Volume posted:

Fake edit: Also the person who reported me is white lol

"Gotta score those extra points with my coloured coworkers who are not smart enough to think for themselves!" - that one white lady that every workplace has.

Fenarisk
Oct 27, 2005

More like Uncle Tom and Jerry Mandering

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
Rabbits are lagomorphs but I don't recommend correcting her on that. Might risk getting written up for implying women don't understand biology or whatever.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Grimace posted:

wanna hug that rabbit

It needs a good home.

https://www.scottishspca.org/newsroom/latest-news/giant-rabbit-needs-new-home/

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'M OFFENDED!

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
sounds like that whore got tri**ered

Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."
Voted 1
That was the best vote I have ever seen.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
would hug that bun bun

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Volume posted:

Fake edit: Also the person who reported me is white lol

:wow:

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



You goons and your lack of obscure animation history.

Mammy two-shoes was Tom's owner who basically got written out of the cartoons because she was every early 20th century "mammy" (dumb black lady caricature that came from then-recent minstrel shows) stereotype rolled into one package. Loud, borderline illiterate, the weird round eyes and huge pink lips black people were drawn with for some reason, a rolling pin, fat and sassy.

Now who the gently caress would think "Tom and Jerry reference = obscure racist character" instead of "Tom and Jerry reference = eek a mouse!"

HR should make the rear end in a top hat who told on you watch the censored 11 on repeat all day

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Blistex posted:

"Gotta score those extra points with my coloured coworkers who are not smart enough to think for themselves!" - that one white lady that every workplace has.

It was actually a dude. Please don't be sexist

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
everyones so pc these days even a tranny woulda got offended
maybe white guy was a tranny

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Shaquin posted:

More than six blacks gathered together and you can call them a murder to be succinct OP

:captainpop:

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Volume posted:

It was actually a dude. Please don't be sexist

Holy poo poo! The mythical "guy that actually goes to HR".

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_oEOdIBOpU

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Nonviolent J posted:

everyones so pc these days even a tranny woulda got offended
maybe white guy was a tranny

worth considering

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

You should have been fired, and then jailed. There's no room for your brand of racism in modern society.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

FrankieGoes posted:

You should have been fired, and then jailed. There's no room for your brand of racism in modern society.

I'm Mexican. I don't have any White Guilt to feel

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ur joke sucked!!!!

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I'm sorry the quarterback got mad at you

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

It's just as well you didn't ask your rat-hating coworker if she likes them in stews.

Whenever the coworker who grassed on you is out if the room, be sure to refer to him as "that stupid honky."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You should burn a cross on the lawn of the guy who reported you to show him you're a Christian and you forgive him.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

(Oops)

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
obviously a fake story, as people only laugh at the op and not with him.

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
jokes on you op, rabbits are actually lagomorphs

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