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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Those who understand binary and those who don't! Lol! Post more math joke's,

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
knock knock

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

fag + got = op

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i have a learning disability

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I love to eat pi

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
murder my rear end and balls at burning man

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i'm gunna exponate my natural log right between your hyperbolas

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Whose there

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Your missing eight types of people?????

??

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What about the other 8 kinds of people OP?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!".

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Who's cooking supper tonight?
Lobachefski

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

7 8 9

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Don't put Descartes before the horse

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Here's looking at Euclid

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
algebra has "bra" in it that's kind of funny

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

AugmentedVision posted:

Those who understand binary and those who don't! Lol! Post more math joke's,


Dear AugmentedVision,

I am laughing out loud! They should make a T-shirt of that!

Yours in Christ,
Stinky_Pete

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
how many fingers am i holding up

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
What did Dedekind say when he figured out irrational numbers?

Holy Schnitt!

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
A talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen for his farmer.
He comes back and says ‘All 40 accounted for.’
Farmer says, ‘I’ve only got 36!’
Sheepdog replies, ‘I know, but I rounded them up.'

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Last night I dreamed that I was weightless.
I was like, 0mg!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

square root of negative one ... i
eight ... ate
sigma ... sum (some)
pi ... pie

and it was delicious!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

not bad ghl

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

a mathematician walks into a bar and asks for a glass of beer

a second mathematician walks in and asks for half a glass

a third mathematician walks in and asks for half of that

an infinite number of mathematicians walk in each asking for half of the previous amount of beer

the bartender says "you're all idiots" and pours two glasses

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
10 kinds of people did op's mom last night

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What did Dedekind say when he figured out irrational numbers?

Holy Schnitt!

That is a history joke not a math joke!

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Ahundredbux posted:

10 kinds of people did op's mom last night

Dude after 25+ years of marriage shits gets stale, my parents can have threesomes if they want

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
It was two whole peoples, not two persons sorry

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Ahundredbux posted:

It was two whole peoples, not two persons sorry

My dad is the last representative of a dead American Indian tribe, and the bull is likewise for a different tribe

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

AugmentedVision posted:

My dad is the last representative of a dead American Indian tribe, and the bull is likewise for a different tribe

Nevertheless it is important to be clear

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy

im dying

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Parallax Scroll posted:

fag + got = op

Lmao

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Dividing by zero is a poo poo joke go back to 4chan u memetic prole :argh:

DoctorG0nzo
May 28, 2014
Lol haha guys check out this retard who can't even count

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Math is for idiot moron retards, imo

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

baby are you my integral? because I'd love to lie tangent to your curves

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

I never got this joke

Saying "I am an unloveable virgin." is a much faster way to convey the same information

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Ahundredbux posted:

Math is for idiot moron retards, imo

im just booksmart

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Aug 4, 2010

LGD posted:

I never got this joke

Saying "I am an unloveable virgin." is a much faster way to convey the same information

what if not a joke

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