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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm looking for a partner in crime. Let's go on adventures! Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? LOL I'm such a dork.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
no drama, thanks for the memories. im going to suck you dry.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

All my friends are guys, I hate other girls lol

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
This thread has potential but it's not quite "there" yet. Don't give up OP

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
You shouldn't message me if:
*20 bullet points inadvertently revealing a ton of personal baggage*

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Love being outside, love hiking!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Favorite show: Doctor Who
Favorite book: Harry Potter

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

My perfect date: hiking, drinking some beers (code for: sweatpants and Netflix)

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I have a son who is my WORLD !

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
I love to travel!

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

This thread has potential but it's not quite "there" yet. Don't give up OP

are you negging me??

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Decebal posted:

I have a son who is my WORLD !
ah, you're a rural or southern OKCupid user, i see

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Y-Hat posted:

Favorite show: Doctor Who
Favorite book: Harry Potter

Favorite movie: Pirates of the Caribbean

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.
Looking to kick some mud off the tires! I love camping and being outdoors!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
does not actually love to laugh

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
if you're under 5'9 1/4 don't bother replying

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jokes aside, women who put down other women and talk up being a Daddy's Girl are universally broken

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
One-word messages get ignored. Put in some effort, guys!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

RaySmuckles posted:

if you're under 5'9 1/4 don't bother replying

I was listening to a thing on CBC and they were talking about dating sites. I guess something like 90% of women are looking for guys 5'11"+ and that excludes an enormous amount of guys who use dating sites, so women are all messaging the taller guys who haven't bumped 5'8" to 5'10"

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Anyway, NO DICK PICS!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

if being 5'9" was good enough for Allen Iverson it should be good enough for women on dating sites

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Are you lonely OP?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
how come I have to write the best joke in the world to get a like but all these broads have to do is not be fat

*grows neckbeard and fedora* :eyepoop: not again!!!!!!

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
im such a geek xD

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Are you lonely OP?

lonely and BITTER

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

I was listening to a thing on CBC and they were talking about dating sites. I guess something like 90% of women are looking for guys 5'11"+ and that excludes an enormous amount of guys who use dating sites, so women are all messaging the taller guys who haven't bumped 5'8" to 5'10"

this and a stated love for cats and/or horses

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
not here for one night stands!

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
DOES ANYONE EVEN READ THESE? READ MY PROFILE OR DON'T MESSAGE ME!!!!!!

Profile:
No fat guys.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Professor Shark posted:

I was listening to a thing on CBC and they were talking about dating sites. I guess something like 90% of women are looking for guys 5'11"+ and that excludes an enormous amount of guys who use dating sites, so women are all messaging the taller guys who haven't bumped 5'8" to 5'10"

i want a guy who's already attractive enough to not have to use dating sites. where are you, mr right!?

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

inbox (new): "sup"

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I am pansexual and accept people of all genders! NO COUPLES! NO MEN! No black guys.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
"I have a boyfriend buy were in an open relationship"

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Murphy Brownback posted:

not here for one night stands!

Posted on Tinder.

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
"Stuff my holes"

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Sorry, not sorry.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I'm not like other girls.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
This song, elongated into a 1500+ essay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShlW5plD_40

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
*Spends so long writing tedious lists and rants of things I don't want that I forget to include any actual content*

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WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Sitting next to my OK Cupid supplied Fiancé, AMA.

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