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I'm looking for a partner in crime. Let's go on adventures! Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? LOL I'm such a dork.
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:15 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 13:20 |
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no drama, thanks for the memories. im going to suck you dry.
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:19 |
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:21 |
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All my friends are guys, I hate other girls lol
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:21 |
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This thread has potential but it's not quite "there" yet. Don't give up OP
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:21 |
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You shouldn't message me if: *20 bullet points inadvertently revealing a ton of personal baggage*
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:22 |
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Love being outside, love hiking!
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:22 |
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Favorite show: Doctor Who Favorite book: Harry Potter
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:23 |
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My perfect date: hiking, drinking some beers (code for: sweatpants and Netflix)
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:23 |
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I have a son who is my WORLD !
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:25 |
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I love to travel!
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:25 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:This thread has potential but it's not quite "there" yet. Don't give up OP are you negging me??
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:26 |
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Decebal posted:I have a son who is my WORLD !
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:26 |
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Y-Hat posted:Favorite show: Doctor Who Favorite movie: Pirates of the Caribbean
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:27 |
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Looking to kick some mud off the tires! I love camping and being outdoors!
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:27 |
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does not actually love to laugh
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:28 |
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if you're under 5'9 1/4 don't bother replying
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:29 |
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Jokes aside, women who put down other women and talk up being a Daddy's Girl are universally broken
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:29 |
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One-word messages get ignored. Put in some effort, guys!
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:30 |
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RaySmuckles posted:if you're under 5'9 1/4 don't bother replying I was listening to a thing on CBC and they were talking about dating sites. I guess something like 90% of women are looking for guys 5'11"+ and that excludes an enormous amount of guys who use dating sites, so women are all messaging the taller guys who haven't bumped 5'8" to 5'10"
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:31 |
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Anyway, NO DICK PICS!
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:31 |
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if being 5'9" was good enough for Allen Iverson it should be good enough for women on dating sites
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:32 |
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Are you lonely OP?
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:32 |
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how come I have to write the best joke in the world to get a like but all these broads have to do is not be fat *grows neckbeard and fedora* not again!!!!!!
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:32 |
im such a geek xD
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:33 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Are you lonely OP? lonely and BITTER
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:33 |
Professor Shark posted:I was listening to a thing on CBC and they were talking about dating sites. I guess something like 90% of women are looking for guys 5'11"+ and that excludes an enormous amount of guys who use dating sites, so women are all messaging the taller guys who haven't bumped 5'8" to 5'10" this and a stated love for cats and/or horses
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:33 |
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not here for one night stands!
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:34 |
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DOES ANYONE EVEN READ THESE? READ MY PROFILE OR DON'T MESSAGE ME!!!!!! Profile: No fat guys.
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:34 |
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suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:34 |
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Professor Shark posted:I was listening to a thing on CBC and they were talking about dating sites. I guess something like 90% of women are looking for guys 5'11"+ and that excludes an enormous amount of guys who use dating sites, so women are all messaging the taller guys who haven't bumped 5'8" to 5'10" i want a guy who's already attractive enough to not have to use dating sites. where are you, mr right!? Enfield posted:suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat inbox (new): "sup"
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:36 |
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I am pansexual and accept people of all genders! NO COUPLES! NO MEN! No black guys.
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:36 |
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"I have a boyfriend buy were in an open relationship"
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:36 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:not here for one night stands! Posted on Tinder.
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:36 |
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"Stuff my holes"
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:37 |
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Sorry, not sorry.
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:37 |
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I'm not like other girls.
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:37 |
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This song, elongated into a 1500+ essay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShlW5plD_40
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:39 |
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*Spends so long writing tedious lists and rants of things I don't want that I forget to include any actual content*
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:41 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 13:20 |
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Sitting next to my OK Cupid supplied Fiancé, AMA.
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