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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Someone ate his wheaties!!!

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

rock hard

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
epic limpness

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

Someone ate his wheaties!!!



if i kiss it do i get good luck

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

epic limpness

he was in the pool

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
lol my dick is like 10 times bigger

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Shaquin posted:

if i kiss it do i get good luck

gotta give it a good rub, think Blarney Stone

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
wanna suck that rock cock

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
That was the original name of the video game in Ender's Game, you'll never guess how Wiggin had to get past it.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
check this out

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

check this out



looks a little cold

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
wanna see something huge







opsmomsvagina.jpg

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
My butthole is puckering.

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
Clicked this thread cause i wnated to see a big dick and it looked enough like a dick that i was satisfied

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Thats an elephant you rear end in a top hat.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

symbolic posted:

rock hard

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

OctoberBlues posted:

Thats an elephant you rear end in a top hat.

looks like he's got a little junk in the trunk

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Skylark posted:

Clicked this thread cause i wnated to see a big dick and it looked enough like a dick that i was satisfied

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Naturally uncut

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

can The Thing gently caress

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

is that light there just to cast flaccid shadows

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Serviette posted:

Naturally uncut

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

OctoberBlues posted:

Thats an elephant you rear end in a top hat.

p sure thats a rocky cliff

and it looks very :-|

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

p sure thats a rocky cliff

and it looks very :-|

Tay?

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Is that thing above it a camera?

Is someone live streaming mountain dick to the internet 24/7?

:flaccid:

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
huh, hard and limp at the same time

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i seen a rock that look like a pacman

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

JiveHonky posted:

i seen a rock that look like a pacman

no way

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


JiveHonky posted:

check this out



Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
well somebody hold the door

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

hello ladies

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
who's been digging through my gas chamber, professor shark. >: )

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
i'm calling the police this is ridiculous. PS stole my vacation pics.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

scott zoloft posted:

i'm calling the police this is ridiculous. PS stole my vacation pics.



nice shades on a clowdy day, nerd

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
not even me, nerd. i took the pic.


but i did tell him to take those fuckin' things off as there's no reason to be wearing sunglasses in iceland unless you're trying to sleep.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
professor shark is a known thread stealer. he stole my shoes thread

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

nice shades on a clowdy day, nerd

lol

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Saw professor shark thread, expected pawg.

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