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- 1 tablespoon of BBQ sauce before bed every night will dramatically increase the amount you ejaculate. - To induce vomiting, read a post by Dare. - Save money by not purchasing sunscreen if you are black. - Male nipples are completely unnecessary, donate them to charity for major tax breaks. - Grind your toenails into a powder and eat them for a healthy snack that is low in carbs - Washing your hair removes essential oils that keep lice away. Don't wash your hair to prevent lice. - Sit on a washing machine while you are pregnant to increase blood flow to the baby's brain and make it smarter
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-windows98 posts bad
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- eat a bag of salt and vinegar chips daily to cure all forms of cancer. - biking on the interstate saves gas and time - boston cream pie filling as shower gel saves the whales.
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May 24, 2016 23:20
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Wear styrofoam blocks on your feet to neutralize bacteria
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May 24, 2016 23:23
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Hell Yeah posted:-windows98 posts bad
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- shark attacks - balloon static - barnyard animals - ship to ship cb radio - cold press coffee - seals - cat dander - loaf of bread - shamwow - greater than - 333 - moist donuts - standard procedure - simple rudimentary shoes made from old tire rubber
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May 24, 2016 23:25
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an apple a day keeps the doctor away!!
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May 24, 2016 23:27
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-cancer is weakness leaving the body -the children of ham were cursed with black skin for looking upon their father's nudity -pregnancy happens when a boy and a girl use the same straw to drink a milkshake -take a salt tablet
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May 24, 2016 23:27
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Ahundredbux posted:an apple a day keeps the doctor away!! im a doctor and i hate you now
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May 24, 2016 23:27
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mark is a rapist (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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May 24, 2016 23:28
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rape by deception posted:mark is a rapist dare you are up to 30 wasted dollars today, what the hell is wrong with you
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May 24, 2016 23:29
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rape by deception posted:mark is a rapist hi mark 
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May 24, 2016 23:30
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:dare you are up to 30 wasted dollars today, what the hell is wrong with you i figure they r gonna kill me anyway so i might as well say what i want
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May 24, 2016 23:31
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- Pray to the Lord for good health instead of watching your calorie intake. If you are on the Lord's good side (the right side) he will save you from disease.
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May 24, 2016 23:35
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rape by deception posted:i figure they r gonna kill me anyway so i might as well say what i want even in the depths of your insanity you must realise that instead of wasting this money you could use it to do basically anything else on earth
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May 24, 2016 23:38
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Hell Yeah posted:-windows98 posts bad oh christ this is a loving emergency. WHY IS YOUR AVATAR SO lovely NOW?
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:oh christ this is a loving emergency. WHY IS YOUR AVATAR SO lovely NOW? aw don't worry about it hammer
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May 24, 2016 23:57
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consult a seer re: the specific date and manner of your death
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May 25, 2016 00:23
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severing your femoral artery is a good way to increase circulation
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May 25, 2016 00:25
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trepan your skull in the location of the third eye to become a seer
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May 25, 2016 00:33
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ten thousand apples a day keep the doctor away
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the kundalini energy rises from the base of the spine to blossom out the sahasrara chakra
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May 25, 2016 00:38
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As a medical doctor I must warn u against reading this thread; it will give you AIDS.
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May 25, 2016 00:39
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nice thread love the hustle
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May 25, 2016 00:50
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Windows 98, remember this, it's very important: HOLD. THE. DOOR
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May 25, 2016 00:53
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Good stuff OP. Thank you gonna try out the BBQ sauce one and maybe the toe nail one
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May 25, 2016 00:53
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-Bush did 9/11 -Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 -Eat Fresh! -I'm -Gay
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- you can just go to Walmart and buy a new liver for like  - veterinarians can do like 99% of poo poo doctors can but with less burdensome overhead and red tape Harald fucked around with this message at 00:58 on May 25, 2016 |
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May 25, 2016 00:55
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Handwashing just makes you a dupe of Big Soap.
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May 25, 2016 01:03
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when a doctor says "you have cancer" its a lot like when an auto mechanic says your turbo condenser is broken
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May 25, 2016 01:06
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Buy my fine elixirs and snake oils.
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May 25, 2016 01:25
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weed cures cancer
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May 25, 2016 01:29
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booze and cocaine are your friends
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May 25, 2016 01:41
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Hell Yeah posted:-windows98 posts bad sure, thats a program from 18 years ago.
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May 25, 2016 01:43
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cut off your penis and tumblr will at least pretend to like you
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May 25, 2016 01:47
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Serious Frolicking posted:cut off your penis and tumblr will at least pretend to like you who would respect anyone who did that?
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May 25, 2016 01:48
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How the gently caress is Dr. Oz still employed, much less getting magazine and advertizing deals?
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May 25, 2016 01:50
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stab your parole officer for free rent and board
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May 25, 2016 01:52
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Jeff Sichoe posted:stab your parole officer for free rent and board I don't know where she lives
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-ghosts are real and their sheets make a bandage that heals any wound instantly. -farts contain vital nutrients that invigorate the lungs. Huff them on a regular basis to boost you immune system and increase overall vitality. -dragons are real but they look exactly like raccoons. Their bite cures erectile dysfunction, but they have to bite you exactly on the dick. -lol if you're still drinking colloidal silver. Colloidal gold is where it's at. -chew ice to strengthen your teeth and freshen your breath. Also those around you will find it pleasant. -vaccines cause autism, but autism is actually better than being normal so go for it.
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