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the dude left his hat and some sort of leg brace also he apparently sat down to drink out of the milk carton and make some frozen tots for lunch what the hell
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only ever been turd burgled, op
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May 28, 2016 15:40
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I had my fedora collection stolen last year. loving bullshite.
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May 28, 2016 15:45
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ol yeller posted:I had my fedora collection stolen last year. loving bullshite. that should be considered a hat crime
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May 28, 2016 15:47
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pretty hard to be burglarized when ur living in a real community i mean it has to be quite dramatic like a smash and grab of unique and valued possessions (cuz most of ur day to day stuff u can replace, 4 example im on a 200 dollar amazon flash sale laptop and its great and i could give a poo poo if i got robbed for it or if someone asked me to borrow it in a community situation, vs some heritage item) because chances are you know everyone and are connected some how and people can track you down so being a burglar is not the best strategy this is also why im so baffled by the moral zealotry of the youth liberal class coming out of SA #killallmen is not a reasonable platform at all ever in 2016 you poo poo for brains sperg roach girls (k8 u aint that hot s0rry br0, go gently caress chump and yakman in public mardi gras or something roach )
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May 28, 2016 15:48
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My best friends girlfriend had her potted plant stolen out of her living room one night, so he and I went door to door around the apartment complex asking about it. when we got to the perpetrators apartment her roommate answered, turned white (we hinted about calling the police) then told us that she throws boozy parties and has a tendency to climb into her neighbor's windows and steal nice items of little value. Got the plant back and threatened once more to call the cops if something ever went missing from her place.
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May 28, 2016 15:55
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Yes, I get turned into a burger all the time. 
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May 28, 2016 15:59
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Bitter Mushroom posted:yeah and then he stolerized my car and driverized away in it 65 ford mustang here
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May 28, 2016 16:00
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Google how can I tell if I'm a klepto
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May 28, 2016 16:12
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somewone stole my xbox 360 and took a poop in my toilet
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May 28, 2016 16:13
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Robo Reagan posted:somewone stole my xbox 360 and took a poop in my toilet you traded in for a Xbox one! lolol
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May 28, 2016 16:17
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idgi
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May 28, 2016 16:19
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I have, but if your burglar is stopping to prepare food you may have a part time squatter situation developing. Very serious.
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May 28, 2016 16:21
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or considering the leg brace maybe he has a retard brother living in the attic his parents never told him about
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May 28, 2016 16:22
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Google how can I tell if I'm a klepto Hey uh, dude... your pizza parlor is oscillating...
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May 28, 2016 16:23
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someone stole my shoes from outside of my tent once
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May 28, 2016 16:33
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The Sphinxster posted:I have, but if your burglar is stopping to prepare food you may have a part time squatter situation developing. Very serious. If you live in California you are legally not allowed to kick him out at this point, either.
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May 28, 2016 16:41
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ScratchAndSniff posted:If you live in California you are legally not allowed to kick him out at this point, either. the tater tot defense
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May 28, 2016 16:43
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I have a loaded shotgun under my bed and I'm waiting patiently. I live in a Castle Law state so I don't even have to ask who they are or retreat. Just shoot and enjoy !
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May 28, 2016 16:57
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Decebal posted:I have a loaded shotgun under my bed and I'm waiting patiently. I live in a Castle Law state so I don't even have to ask who they are or retreat. Just shoot and enjoy ! thats a robbery dumb-y
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May 28, 2016 17:00
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Decebal posted:I have a loaded shotgun under my bed and I'm waiting patiently. I live in a Castle Law state so I don't even have to ask who they are or retreat. Just shoot and enjoy ! Same except replace shotgun with Hanzo Steel. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkCLpMtjlM
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May 28, 2016 17:02
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YEESSS ALL THE TIME PEOPLE KEEP STEALING MY ART STOP VIOLATING MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LEFTS AND RIGHTS ON THE INTERNET JUST LEAVE MY STUFFF ALAONNNEEE !!!! IF U SEE THIS CAT PLZ RETURN HIM 2 ME 
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May 28, 2016 17:04
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if they used fake guns and were polite about it id probably give them what they want or challenge them to a legal duel to the death for the deed to my h ouse its to o bad we dont have more regulations that allow for consensual robbery and burglaizeation some kind of futuristic contact eye hud would do this nice imo (same with hookup tindr)
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May 28, 2016 17:05
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I got carjackerized once it sucked
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May 28, 2016 17:09
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Guys check out this picture I drew myself:
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May 28, 2016 17:19
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sounds like you've been buggered OP
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May 28, 2016 17:21
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Boko Haram posted:sounds like you've been buggered OP house-cucked by a tater thief
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May 28, 2016 17:22
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tactlessbastard posted:I got carjackerized once it sucked my car jacking was p exciting except for the waking up in the hospital with the damage from my skull being impacted in my brain like a gunshot wound and also having half a god drat skull for 7 months and being permanently facially disfigured, deaf, concussed, worse memory, worse everything, etc
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May 28, 2016 17:24
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one time a cooked up a whole big plate of hamburgers for a party we were havign at the park and wouldnt you know it, i turned my back and a family of raccoons came and took them all -- talk about BURGERlized!! 
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May 28, 2016 17:27
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Nooner posted:one time a cooked up a whole big plate of hamburgers for a party we were havign at the park and wouldnt you know it, i turned my back and a family of raccoons came and took them all -- talk about BURGERlized!! Nooner is this the picnic blanket you want to die on?
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May 28, 2016 17:29
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Nooner posted:one time a cooked up a whole big plate of hamburgers for a party we were havign at the park and wouldnt you know it, i turned my back and a family of raccoons came and took them all -- talk about BURGERlized!! i would not even begrudge them
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May 28, 2016 17:30
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nooner maybe try this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13cS7oQwCHc
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May 28, 2016 17:31
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An eccentric yokel is the raccoon whisperer. This is the least surprising news.
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May 28, 2016 17:33
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pedo-katty posted:my car jacking was p exciting except for the waking up in the hospital with the damage from my skull being impacted in my brain like a gunshot wound and also having half a god drat skull for 7 months and being permanently facially disfigured, deaf, concussed, worse memory, worse everything, etc Are you making this poo poo up, Dare, or did this really happen*? Because holy fuckin' poo poo guys, I think he may have revealed what turned him into ...him. *Pics, or it didn't happen. Let's see that hosed-up face.
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May 28, 2016 19:59
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Sapper posted:Are you making this poo poo up, Dare, or did this really happen*? https://www.reddit.com/r/tabled/comments/2k5i8v/table_iama_guy_that_was_car_jacked_and_beaten_in/ https://thewinnower.com/papers/3264...ask-me-anything http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=675358 http://www.torontosun.com/2014/02/11/man-found-handcuffed-badly-beaten
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May 28, 2016 20:05
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had my bike stolen from the garage couple weeks before christmas as a kid
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May 28, 2016 20:05
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I can't even get bulgurized. I just want someone to give me some wheat.
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May 28, 2016 20:08
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women keep trying to steal my precious bodily fluids.
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Someone broke into my car with a lock hacker(electronic locks) and stole the Galaxy S2 I was selling to a coworker the next day, and it's literally the only time I've ever left anything semi-valuable in my car.
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