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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I can only have one of the three, before I have to get up early and do some "fun work" tomorrow.

You only have a short time to vote and decide my fate.

Get to it, you GBS pricks.

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tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

goku

ps dont ride metro unless you plan on dying in a fire

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I hosed up the pole. Goku you fucks.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Soak the watermelon in the whiskey then shove the entire melon in your rear end in a top hat

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Whiskey

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Drunk Nerds posted:

Soak the watermelon in the whiskey then shove the entire melon in your rear end in a top hat

I change my vote to this

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Drunk Nerds posted:

Soak the watermelon in the whiskey then shove the entire melon in your rear end in a top hat

this but w/ my dick instead of melon

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Make yoself a whiskey float.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yah, my rear end in a top hat will never fit this watermelon.

Can I cut the melon in half goons? Please?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
that is why you have the "my dick" option

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

whiskey idiot

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

eat the whiskey bottle

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
watermelon

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

I can only have one of the three, before I have to get up early and do some "fun work" tomorrow.

You only have a short time to vote and decide my fate.

Get to it, you GBS pricks.

im gonna say watermelon, because whiskey makes me violent

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Describe your race op:
    •White
    •Black
    •Kentucky

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bip Roberts posted:

Describe your race op:
    •White
    •Black
    •Kentucky

Im gonna say Black because Kentucky makes me violent

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
You already know youre gonna have the whiskey you alcoholic poo poo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bip Roberts posted:

Describe your race op:
    •White
    •Black
    •Kentucky

White.

Not saying it does make me violent.

I will say it makes violence easier, however regrettable.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rasta_Al posted:

You already know youre gonna have the whiskey you alcoholic poo poo

I really want the two flavors of ice cream I bought, and loving watermelon, with a dash of salt, makes me loving happy.

I can eschew the whiskey for the both.

So vote you loving cur. VOTE.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

all of those will make excellent poo poo

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Cube of watermelon with salt, then a shot of whiskey. Then a spoonful of ice cream. Chew and swallow.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Whoever suggested whiskey float was right. That one

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Eat the watermelon while butt chugging the whiskey.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

an iksar monk posted:

Eat the watermelon while butt chugging the whiskey.

From your name, your reg date should be soooooooo much earlier.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Everyone had to have at least one Iksar monk after that Kunark dropped. Yeeee boyyyy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rasta_Al posted:

Everyone had to have at least one Iksar monk after that Kunark dropped. Yeeee boyyyy

Jesus, you may be older than me.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*makes aggressive gestures towards dick*

It's reeeeeaaaaddddyyy, op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
how about


DEEEEEEEEZ NUUUTZZZZ

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'd go with watermelon right now, not really in an ice cream or whisky mood right now.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Put all three together in a blender and then tell me!

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
See if you can get that waablamelon in ur butt

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Depends on what type of ice cream, if it's boring vanilla, go with the watermelon

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hm

Orkin Mang fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Jun 12, 2016

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hm. not this thread

Orkin Mang fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jun 12, 2016

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Bon mot was good in acdc

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rasta_Al posted:

Bon mot was good in acdc

too much whisky see u behind the school for smokes

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Go north

Buy whiskey

Purchase whiskey

Open walet hand man money for whiskey take whiskey, drink whiskey

drat it what are the right frigging words to get this to work

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Serviette posted:

Put all three together in a blender and then tell me!

I was gonna say smoothie but this is close enough.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


VendaGoat posted:

I really want the two flavors of ice cream I bought, and loving watermelon, with a dash of salt, makes me loving happy.

I can eschew the whiskey for the both.

So vote you loving cur. VOTE.

people eat watermelon with salt?? is this a "thing"????

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olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
Are you overweight? Whiskey is the only carb-free option.

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