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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

there's no purpose to life

you don't matter, i don't matter

especially, though, i don't matter.

don't bother doing anything, or having dreams, because poo poo doesn't matter

feel free to snuff me. end my life. i don't mind. in fact, i welcome it. nothing matters anyway.

or i guess post in this thread about nihilism and stuff. i don't care, and neither should you.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i agree

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
we are nihilists lebowski

ya we believe in nossing

NOSSING

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tuxedo Gin posted:

there's no purpose to life

you don't matter, i don't matter

especially, though, i don't matter.

don't bother doing anything, or having dreams, because poo poo doesn't matter

feel free to snuff me. end my life. i don't mind. in fact, i welcome it. nothing matters anyway.

or i guess post in this thread about nihilism and stuff. i don't care, and neither should you.

While you are correct, in the longest terms of time. Go gently caress yourself.

Because, while a single human "soul" exists upon this Earth it is proof positive that your entire thesis is flawed.

While the Human race can repopulate itself, there is a hope. It is only when that ultimate candle is extinguished, that your feelings are true.

Kill yourself and prove yourself correct.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
haha :yeah:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


VendaGoat posted:

While you are correct, in the longest terms of time. Go gently caress yourself.

Because, while a single human "soul" exists upon this Earth it is proof positive that your entire thesis is flawed.

While the Human race can repopulate itself, there is a hope. It is only when that ultimate candle is extinguished, that your feelings are true.

Kill yourself and prove yourself correct.

awwww fuggir tho who cares ya know?

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
you know I do and I saw them live and I brought it up to the person next to me and they correctly pointed out "yeah I guess who cares" and so there you go op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MiracleWhale posted:

awwww fuggir tho who cares ya know?

Mama mia let me go!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Let's have us a good old-fashioned void howl!

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
eeehhhhhhhhhhh.....

nah.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
they believe in nothing lebowski

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


pleasd kill me

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
lol if you don't stop in the middle of a post when you realize nothing mat

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

when i was young and naive i thought life had meaning, and purpose

even recently, i thought that my actions made an impact on the lives of others


but in reality, it does not. if i were to die tonight (please let me die tonight) it wouldn't matter. nobody matters. nobody matters to anyone. anything you do will have no lasting impression on anyone or anything

just do whatever, because none of it has meaning.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

H.H posted:

lol if you don't stop in the middle of a post when you realize nothing mat

end of the post? hell i cant remember what heppened 10 minu-

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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bump

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

While you are correct, in the longest terms of time. Go gently caress yourself.

Because, while a single human "soul" exists upon this Earth it is proof positive that your entire thesis is flawed.

While the Human race can repopulate itself, there is a hope. It is only when that ultimate candle is extinguished, that your feelings are true.

Kill yourself and prove yourself correct.

the human disease will never escape Earth, the universe is safe

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
its all true but why you gotta be sad about it. its liberating. true weakness is somehow finding this upsetting

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

VendaGoat posted:

While you are correct, in the longest terms of time. Go gently caress yourself.

Because, while a single human "soul" exists upon this Earth it is proof positive that your entire thesis is flawed.

While the Human race can repopulate itself, there is a hope. It is only when that ultimate candle is extinguished, that your feelings are true.

Kill yourself and prove yourself correct.

hope for what? another season of the Wire?

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


THE DOG HOUSE posted:

its all true but why you gotta be sad about it. its liberating. true weakness is somehow finding this upsetting

its not that your sad because nothing matters, its that your sad AND nothing matters

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

its all true but why you gotta be sad about it. its liberating. true weakness is somehow finding this upsetting

i'm not sad because nothing matters


i'm just sad because my brain is broken


unrelated but remarkably compatible conditions

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*takes a shot*

*screams real hard into pillow*

www
Aug 4, 2010

yea i cant wait to be dead but im too much of a pussy to do it

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

www posted:

yea i cant wait to be dead but im too much of a pussy to do it

:same:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


www posted:

yea i cant wait to be dead but im too much of a pussy to do it

i want to pay somebody to hunt me for the rest of my life and chase me around the world ambushing me in one exotic locale after another

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

MiracleWhale posted:

i want to pay somebody to hunt me for the rest of my life and chase me around the world ambushing me in one exotic locale after another

i do not have a job rite now and i am cheap (hussy cheap)

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


www posted:

yea i cant wait to be dead but im too much of a pussy to do it

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i'm not sad because nothing matters


i'm just sad because my brain is broken


unrelated but remarkably compatible conditions

ohhhh, well that sucks. you sure its not just your life that sucks? sometimes that causes sadbrains

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
im willing to prove my skills. you free to hang in morocco on tuesday?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

MiracleWhale posted:

i want to pay somebody to hunt me for the rest of my life and chase me around the world ambushing me in one exotic locale after another

that sounds dangerously close to being exciting and enjoyable


if i had the money, i'd hire someone to end me asap

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
again, unemployed here.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

ohhhh, well that sucks. you sure its not just your life that sucks? sometimes that causes sadbrains

my life certainly does suck


but in the end it doesn't matter


because nothing matters. do you see?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Iron Prince posted:

im willing to prove my skills. you free to hang in morocco on tuesday?

sure. please mail me two copies of your resume. if opening the envelope lands me in the hospital, you're hired

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Tuxedo Gin posted:

my life certainly does suck


but in the end it doesn't matter


because nothing matters. do you see?

sigh kinda but one thing should actually help the other thing , rather than amplify it. anyways, you should try to fix the things you dislike about your life. name the top lamest things about your life in number format

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i've spent years gradually building up an immunity to cobra venom so don't just think you can chuck a snake in there and call it a day

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

MiracleWhale posted:

sure. please mail me two copies of your resume. if opening the envelope lands me in the hospital, you're hired

heheh well it might take some time for it to take effect but it'll get you there

*starts jacking into USPS flat rate box*

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


THE DOG HOUSE posted:

sigh kinda but one thing should actually help the other thing , rather than amplify it. anyways, you should try to fix the things you dislike about your life. name the top lamest things about your life in number format

0 69

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

works for ur mom :keke:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

move somewhere where there are lots of sluts . seems drastic now, but you will laugh at your apprehension later

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

this isn't the sadbrains psychiatric megathread

this is the existential nihilism megathread

whether my brain is broken or not, life has no purpose and nothing that happens matters in any meaningful way

i long for death not because my life sucks, but because no life has meaning so what's the point?

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