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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
title says it all. there were some dudes in sleeveless collared shirts getting sweaty hunching over a macbook to make techno haunted house music.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Thanks for letting me know, I'll make a note of this in my journal

*pretends to write in some non existent journal and forgets this thread ever happened*

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Why was your mom at the same party as you OP?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

cuck cuck im gay posted:

Why was your mom at the same party as you OP?

sa

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Congrats on your shameful fat loving.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Boy if I knew the title covered everything I wouldn't have needed to waste precious seconds coming in here

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
i live very fast, gbs. try and keep up.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you tried? This implies you failed to take home the big titted witch

tell us the whole story you tease

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

how big were the titties and how did you fail

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Zzulu posted:

you tried? This implies you failed to take home the big titted witch

tell us the whole story you tease

Nice catch. Elaborate please, OP.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Make that retard masturbator your own, son.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
What is this 1998?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I loving hate getting into stuff and theme people.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
DD-G range goth titties like thick rear end cookie dough sausage crammed into not enough plastic.

yea i wasn't sure what to expect. i knew there'd be a lot of alternative-millennials, but i was certain goths went extinct last decade. i guess i found one of their last surviving colonies.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

scott zoloft posted:

DD-G range goth titties
"Dracula biscuits" :drac:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
That's a great thread tag

Captain Video
Apr 4, 2016
It's like I really time-traveled to 2005

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Should have brought a bigger forklift if you wanted to take her home op

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So you party at home OP?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Blue Train posted:

how big were the titties and how did you fail

i asked my other friend if i could take her home for a threesome and she said "gently caress no, you're drunk" and it's like well why bother after that.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Are you looking for absolution, my child?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

scott zoloft posted:

i asked my other friend if i could take her home for a threesome and she said "gently caress no, you're drunk" and it's like well why bother after that.

"gently caress no, you're drunk"... So she would have said yes if you weren't drunk. You should have asked her for her phone number.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
You should have said you weren't drunk







idiot

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

scott zoloft posted:

i asked my other friend if i could take her home for a threesome and she said "gently caress no, you're drunk" and it's like well why bother after that.

Oh dear you did something socially unacceptable, she has to release you from her spell now. :jerkbag:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Did she ensorcell your dilz?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Zzulu posted:

You should have said you weren't drunk







idiot

The first rule of being drunk is that you never admit to it. Like when a cop asks you if you're drunk you deny it and when a family member suggests AA you say that you don't have a problem, so gently caress off mom I'm totally fine with my drinking, now goddamn where did I stash that cheap bourbon again.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
When big titties are in play you can't let something like "she's dressed like a time traveling clown-witch" stop you.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
violators will be toad

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
a witch with warlocks :eek:

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
well played, op. goth girls are hot

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

scott zoloft posted:

i asked my other friend if i could take her home for a threesome and she said "gently caress no, you're drunk" and it's like well why bother after that.

The more you share about this night, the more pathetic it seems

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

scott zoloft posted:

DD-G range goth titties

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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So far the timeline of events reads like an even shittier Meatloaf music video. Impressive.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I would do anything for love but I won't have a threesome with a fat chick because my friend said I'm drunk

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I guess you didn't "wake her up inside" if you know what I mean.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpxnxAL62A

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
You're lucky you didn't succeed OP. She would have stolen your precious man essence for some dark ritual. You dodged an occult bullet

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Finally some tits up in this thread

naem
May 29, 2011

scott zoloft posted:

DD-G range goth titties like thick rear end cookie dough sausage crammed into not enough plastic.

yea i wasn't sure what to expect. i knew there'd be a lot of alternative-millennials, but i was certain goths went extinct last decade. i guess i found one of their last surviving colonies.

Goths (like vampires) hunker silently underground for decades at a time before surfacing on college campuses to corrupt really hot girls

and boy if you're like a teenager and just realizing you like girls and a bunch of stripey legginged spooky woman walk by at the right moment you never get it out of your head

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
b b but

it's not even halloween!!

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