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People say my voodoo weaving degree will never get me a job in the real world, but they don't know that I have Bill Gates hair. |
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Oct 2, 2016 04:53
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Evocation, Alteration, Conjuration, Masturbation: Freshman Orientation & Dorm Rules |
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Oct 2, 2016 05:02
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i heard principal gandus is buying pastigull wings from prelawny mccree for his... wizarding problem. |
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Oct 2, 2016 05:04
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clicked thinking it was dork liberal arts college i know much more about that than not being able to consult the i ching cuz my stoner roommate took my divining coins to the vending machines
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Oct 2, 2016 05:06
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I thought I couldn't afford college, but I got a Spell grant and now I'm a halfway done with my BA in Conjuring.
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Oct 2, 2016 05:09
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City of Glompton posted:I thought I couldn't afford college, but I got a Spell grant and now I'm a halfway done with my BA in Conjuring. |
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Oct 2, 2016 05:10
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Due to concerns about the psychic darts team, the club sports pep rally has been moved from Morgoth Hall to the Field of Lost Souls. (Just follow the cobblestone road south and take a right at the altar of sacrifice)
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Oct 2, 2016 05:12
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670 - 3CR LAB intramural : advanced practical social spells "blame deflection and tension dissolution, an in-depth look at modern linguistic enchantments specialising in White, Grey, and Fleshsculpting attnmt. with multi-disciplinary informative curriculum for counter-magical defense purposes. Scrying attnmt. required through central enchanting. 875 Grot |
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Oct 2, 2016 05:12
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City of Glompton posted:I thought I couldn't afford college, but I got a Spell grant and now I'm a halfway done with my BA in Conjuring. A+ |
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Oct 2, 2016 05:12
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deciding whether to grant a genie their freedom or not have to write a 10 page paper about the Ziggurat of Ur |
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Oct 2, 2016 05:20
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ugh somebody underlined with demons blood all in this used textbook and whenever i try to remember what i read, i just hear the screams of the damned
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Oct 2, 2016 05:22
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attn students, as many of you know, multiple students from the necromancer fraternity "Kappa Satan Satan" were arrested after raiding the graveyard for death shrouds. all students charged have been expatriated to the Psyonic Tetrahedron Discomfortable. do not disobey the school laws or attempt to disenchant the security crucibles or penance skulls. violators will be expelled to a parallel dimension. that is all. |
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Oct 2, 2016 05:24
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bacalou posted:attn students, as many of you know, multiple students from the necromancer fraternity "Kappa Satan Satan" were arrested after raiding the graveyard for death shrouds. all students charged have been expatriated to the Psyonic Tetrahedron Discomfortable. do not disobey the school laws or attempt to disenchant the security crucibles or penance skulls. violators will be expelled to a parallel dimension. that is all.
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Oct 2, 2016 05:30
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sig brought to you by the amazing & beautiful vanisher, feat. Helle Woods, artisinally designed by Death Sext !!!
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I got my period in the middle of the Blood Magic midterm and now I think there's a demon in my vagina 
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Oct 2, 2016 05:32
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everyone told me i needed to learn Ouija on Rails to succeed in todays job market. that anyone without a background in satanism as a service was going to be stuck brewing hemlock lattes with no afterlife retirement plan. well, call me naive but i still think the world needs people who can chant a simple invocation, or convene with a spirit under a blood moon. |
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Oct 2, 2016 05:33
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All my buddies went to the woods to practice fire magic; I'm gonna stay here, make this pizza disappear, and float the keg. |
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Oct 2, 2016 05:50
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My roommate is a loving bard major and it's loving annoying. It's three in the loving morning, I just want to sleep and he's playing some goddamn poo poo on his lyre. The worst part is that he's not even GOOD at it, or I would at least be rejuvenated when he wakes me up but nope. loving poo poo bard. |
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Oct 2, 2016 06:04
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:My roommate is a loving bard major and it's loving annoying. It's three in the loving morning, I just want to sleep and he's playing some goddamn poo poo on his lyre. The worst part is that he's not even GOOD at it, or I would at least be rejuvenated when he wakes me up but nope. loving poo poo bard. Bard roommate here. Skalded myself on this sick burn. |
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Oct 2, 2016 08:39
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Yeah, my friend went through the transmutation college but all he did was stay in his single dimensional fold drinking potions until his tuition check bounced and he was pulled through an infinitely small mote of light. I think hes working at a dispensary now |
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Oct 2, 2016 12:09
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Redrum - Class dedicated to the art of reversing a murder you regret. Not very popular. Red Button - To push or not to push - Philosophical discussions and ethics on wether or not you should invoke your Doomsday Device. Child Murder Pre-school for children interested in harming kittens, dogs and other animals... Possible to graduate onto senior studies like "Dr.Strangle My Love - How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Womb"
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Oct 2, 2016 12:20
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The cafeteria is run by Aramark.
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Oct 2, 2016 12:59
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I'm taking The Necronomicon and the Male Gaze it's pass/fail
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Oct 2, 2016 14:36
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Uxzuigal posted:Red Button - To push or not to push misty mountaintop posted:The cafeteria is run by Aramark. MrWillsauce posted:I'm taking The Necronomicon and the Male Gaze
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Oct 2, 2016 16:00
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misty mountaintop posted:The cafeteria is run by Aramark. They try to be cute by calling it AraMark of the Beast, but it's still just Aramark, and that's the darkest thing of all |
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Oct 2, 2016 16:43
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i just enrolled in the clairvoyance 101 class and i've already got an "f" what gives |
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Oct 2, 2016 17:06
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MrWillsauce posted:I'm taking The Necronomicon and the Male Gaze if you male gaze into the abyss, the abyss male gazes back
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Oct 2, 2016 21:12
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Nosfereefer posted:i just enrolled in the clairvoyance 101 class and i've already got an "f" what gives thatll learn you to take classes from professor gives-a-gently caress
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Oct 2, 2016 21:40
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Me and some guys from the 12:30 Nether Mysticism class usually try and get a game of Ultimate Fenriz going in the Quad of Summoning around 6 if you guys can make it. |
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Oct 2, 2016 21:46
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misty mountaintop posted:The cafeteria is run by Aramark.
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Oct 3, 2016 00:38
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deep dish peat moss posted:Evocation, Alteration, Conjuration, Masturbation: Freshman Orientation & Dorm Rules nobody masturbates anymore
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Oct 3, 2016 03:14
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Bhauk posted:nobody masturbates anymore |
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Oct 3, 2016 09:04
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*gets in line at student services desk* person ahead of me: hey, are you here about scholarships? me: yeah! Nice, how did you get yours? paom: I come from a land with no name or shape only darkness. At our summer Spring Fling, I used my Yu-gi-Oh deck and two pints of goats blood to try and bring Exodia to life but instead accidentally invoked the spirit of Ziminiar, one of the principal king demons and subject to only King Soloman himself, to phase into the human realm. He drank all the beer, stole my girl, and started an era of pestilence that continues to rage in my homeland to this very day. paom: What about you? me: I got 2 million views on my Naruto x Linkin Park amv paom: *under his breath* ...w-whoa |
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Oct 3, 2016 12:17
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Fanky Malloons posted:I got my period in the middle of the Blood Magic midterm and now I think there's a demon in my vagina A guy from my Politics of Witchcraft class spiked my drink with some kind of lust potion, but when he took me back to his dorm room and started to undress me, my vagina tried to bite him so on the one hand there's defs a demon up in there, but on the other it really cares about consent, so 
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Oct 4, 2016 03:01
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Fanky Malloons posted:A guy from my Politics of Witchcraft class spiked my drink with some kind of lust potion, but when he took me back to his dorm room and started to undress me, my vagina tried to bite him so on the one hand there's defs a demon up in there, but on the other it really cares about consent, so honestly that sounds like a win win for you ?? |
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Oct 4, 2016 03:31
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alnilam posted:honestly that sounds like a win win for you ?? I'm doing the best with what I've got. Do you think it's cheating if I get to help me with homework?
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Oct 4, 2016 03:47
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Fanky Malloons posted:I'm doing the best with what I've got. Do you think it's cheating if I get to help me with homework? only if youre not the onewriting the answers down
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Oct 4, 2016 04:00
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I wanted a tattoo of the Dark Liberal Arts Mark but it was just that tribal barbed wire poo poo and I told the guy no way.
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Oct 4, 2016 05:25
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City of Glompton posted:I thought I couldn't afford college, but I got a Spell grant and now I'm a halfway done with my BA in Conjuring. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Oct 4, 2016 08:45
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yes dad!! I WILL major in Deplorable Basket Weaving!!!
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