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fist4jesus fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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That's a great story. Thanks for posting!!
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Oct 3, 2016 11:15
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fist4jesus fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Oct 3, 2016 11:16
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What are you going to replace it or just let the guy return home to no bed? If you're already spending money and buying him a new mattress just pay one of those services that get rid of mattresses and stuff to dispose of it
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Oct 3, 2016 11:29
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Get some rubber gloves and a plastic mattress cover. Put on gloves, put mattress in bag, take off gloves and move on down the hall.
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Oct 3, 2016 11:34
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I'll come help. I can bring five muscular boys with me. You have to buy our plane tickets though.
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Oct 3, 2016 11:35
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fist4jesus fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Oct 3, 2016 11:43
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PIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Oct 3, 2016 12:06
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let's get this straight, instead of doing a minor favor for your friend you're going to throw his bed in the trash
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Oct 3, 2016 12:09
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Apparently the op is nit from america si thos id probably just one of those cultural things
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Oct 3, 2016 12:11
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The bigger questions is why are you talking to your neighbors instead of just being invisible to the world around you so that you never have to help anyone do anything, thus wasting your time.
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Oct 3, 2016 12:18
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Would you feed my cat, op? I need a new mattress mine is all pissy
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Oct 3, 2016 12:19
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Sell the mattress to a piss fetishist on Craigslist. They will pay you and pick it up for free.
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Oct 3, 2016 12:19
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ask yourself if it's easier to move it all the way to your place or just start living in his
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Oct 3, 2016 12:24
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have you tried peeing on it? i think that would help somehow.
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Oct 3, 2016 12:36
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What kind of mattress are you going to get him?
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Oct 3, 2016 12:41
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cat's in the bag
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Also how are you going to explain him having a new mattress. "Your old mattress made me vomit so I got you a new one, I hope you like it?" Or are you going to pretend it's the same old mattress?
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Oct 3, 2016 12:45
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misty mountaintop posted:What kind of mattress are you going to get him? It doesn't matter. Poor old guy will piss in it the first night he's home.
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Oct 3, 2016 12:47
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It's all the piss from the guys late wife, he kept it because he can't quite let go and op is going to take that away Shame on you op At least post some photos of the hovel
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Oct 3, 2016 12:53
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fist4jesus posted:A mattress bag? I've never seen one for sale. Plastic sheets, sure but not bags. Will google and see if getting one is realistic in the time I have. Lowes, Home Depot, or any mattress store if you don't want to wait for the mail. Probably Walmart, too. Also it's better to buy one you can put your hands on in advance. Some are really thin plastic that may not even hold up sliding across carpet. A heavy duty one is closer to twenty bucks. They can be snug to put on, so you may want to get one for a larger size mattress so you don't have to fight with it and it's just going in a dumpster anyway. If it's a king and you can't get a too big bag, just take your time and tug up one side a little and than do the other side. It takes a while, but with patience you can avoid getting marinaded in old man pee.
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Oct 3, 2016 12:53
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Get some plastic wrapping that they use to wrap goods for transport on pallets. Lean the mattress against something and wrap it with the plastic. You can basically coat it in plastic wrap because you will have so much. Then just move it into the trash like you would a normal, non stinky mattress.
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Oct 3, 2016 13:09
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misty mountaintop posted:What kind of mattress are you going to get him? you could get a casper and pee on it while it's still crammed up in the small delivery box so you get the most coverage/volume
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Oct 3, 2016 13:11
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fist4jesus fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Oct 3, 2016 13:12
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fist4jesus posted:The hospital drained over three liters from his bladder..will likely end up with a bag It's nice that they give him his piss back. Probably going to end up on a new mattress
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Oct 3, 2016 13:20
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OP Please describe his reaction when discovering the new surprise unpissed mattress
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Oct 3, 2016 13:21
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i wonder if anyone has ever poo'd on a pee bed? Really makes you think. 
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Oct 3, 2016 13:21
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Leave the new mattress covered in plastic when you put sheets on it, or you're just giving this guy a new 100 lbs piss rug to take care of. Hopefully his new Foley/suprapubic catheter works well and doesn't leak.
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Oct 3, 2016 13:24
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get a de-humidfier from a friend, and a few fans. open the window and let it go for about 2-3 days on high.
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Oct 3, 2016 13:27
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fist4jesus posted:Thats about a 18000km round trip for me. You live on the moon?
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Oct 3, 2016 13:40
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fist4jesus posted:The hospital drained over three liters from his bladder..will likely end up with a bag. But yes, this is a concern. Cant let it stop me from trying though. If you are getting him a new mattress, get a bag for that one too. It may make a fitted sheet a little hard to keep on, but it'll keep the pee off of the new one. Keeping old people from ruining their mattresses is pretty much why they make the bags.
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Oct 3, 2016 13:46
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fist4jesus fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Oct 3, 2016 14:02
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Set the whole place on fire and let insurance take care of it.
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Oct 3, 2016 14:06
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Don't bother trying to move it, just cut it into pieces first, then move the pieces!
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Oct 3, 2016 14:06
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Wear a raincoat. Like a literal raincoat. Make a quick trip inside to open the windows for about an hour before you actually start doing anything with the mattress (don't let the cat run away). Steal a throw rug from another neighbor, use that to wrap and transport the mattress, then return it as-is. Post about how that goes. Good luck OP you seem a decent fellow.
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Oct 3, 2016 14:09
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bury the mattress udner the floorboard
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Oct 3, 2016 14:09
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Smash it Smash hit posted:bury the mattress udner the floorboard that's how you get mattress ghosts
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Oct 3, 2016 14:12
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Lucky Guy posted:that's how you get mattress ghosts stay safe mattress ghost
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Oct 3, 2016 14:12
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If you get him a new one he's not going to learn anything.
TheLightPurges fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Oct 3, 2016 |
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Oct 3, 2016 14:12
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you mentioned a cat but there are no pics?
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