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if the police want to take my computer away to conduct a forensic analysis on it, what happens if I just say "I don't remember the password"? Asking for a friend.
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Is it gay to like porn where the girl has two penises in her mouth at the same time? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:38
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They get a court order for someone to get the data off of the computer and then tack on a bunch of charges like "impeding an investigation" and then also the DA will gently caress your friend over by offering no plea bargains. (They will threaten your friend with this to 'jog' his or her memory and like a chump they will take it) Hope your friend set up some encrypted hidden partitions or they will be in big trouble.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:40
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my movie is about a man who thought his lumpy white thigh was yummy frozen yogurt. he is eating his thigh and blood is gushing everywhere bec he finally hit an artery. the blood sprays on a traffic cop, the blood sprays on a senior citizen, the blood sprays across a yeild sign and a small baby in a bassinet. a blood soaked toddler walks up to the man and he looks at her and she looks up at him they are looking at each other and she says simply "i love you" and the man stops eating his leg and is rushed to the hospital and hes crying and thanking the little girl. thats the power. thats how powerful love is.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:43
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JiveHonky posted:my movie is about a man who thought his lumpy white thigh was yummy frozen yogurt. he is eating his thigh and blood is gushing everywhere bec he finally hit an artery. the blood sprays on a traffic cop, the blood sprays on a senior citizen, the blood sprays across a yeild sign and a small baby in a bassinet. Can we get Kim Kardashian to play the senior citizen?
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Oct 4, 2016 22:48
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No. 6 posted:Can we get Kim Kardashian to play the senior citizen? i dont know, kanye? 
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Oct 4, 2016 22:50
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that made no sense. maybe Wizard Master is right about me. i'm gonna go get drunk i dont need any friends.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:51
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do u know jenny posted:if the police want to take my computer away to conduct a forensic analysis on it, what happens if I just say "I don't remember the password"? throw your hard drives in the microwave. i saw that in a movie once
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Oct 5, 2016 06:23
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NSA, or Russian foreign intelligence, probably mirrors everything we're doing online. For me, all they get to see is me trying to pick up fat chicks, watching porn occasionally and shitposting.
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Oct 5, 2016 06:33
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Do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 5, 2016 06:38
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Kuato posted:NSA, or Russian foreign intelligence, probably mirrors everything we're doing online. For me, all they get to see is me trying to pick up fat chicks, watching porn occasionally and shitposting. youre av is writing checks your body can't cash, brotha
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Oct 5, 2016 06:42
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JiveHonky posted:i dont know, kanye? This is great and you should NEVER doubt yourself You're special
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Oct 5, 2016 08:23
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Iirc under current precedent in the US you can be compelled to produce a physical key but not to divulge a memorized password/combination but just don't talk to the police without a lawyer at all instead of lying that you forgot it
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Oct 5, 2016 16:16
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What's the best way to remove a turnip from your anus? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 5, 2016 16:21
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1 password gets into the PC 1 password boots you into a pristine Windows partition while it initiates a 7x disc drive wipe on the other partition spud posted:What's the best way to remove a turnip from your anus? Asking for a friend. 1 password dispenses lubricant and sex toys
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Oct 5, 2016 16:55
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spud posted:What's the best way to remove a turnip from your anus? Asking for a friend. wait for help to turnip
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Oct 5, 2016 16:57
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spud posted:What's the best way to remove a turnip from your anus? Asking for a friend. the turnip is likely to actually be lodged in your friend's rectum, as the anus is merely the apeture through which it passed to get through to the main body of your friend's rear end. unless of course the turnip is very small. i hope this is of assistance. to your friend
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Oct 5, 2016 18:17
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do u know jenny posted:if the police want to take my computer away to conduct a forensic analysis on it, what happens if I just say "I don't remember the password"? Do what I do, rub magnets all over it while laughing hysterically. They'll leave you alone after that, knowing they have been done in by your genius. Beside pulling my own, what's the best way to get an adult human tooth? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 5, 2016 18:28
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Schneider Inside Her posted:This is great and you should NEVER doubt yourself i wrote your name on a smooth pebble and threw it in the lucky pond. this will bring you good luck for sure!
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Oct 5, 2016 18:29
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has the big lizard dong texture pack for skyrim been updated to work with the multi-nipple expanding breast physics plugin? asking for a friend
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Oct 5, 2016 18:32
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Is there a way I can make myself cum using only a tennis ball? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 5, 2016 18:32
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What is the quickest way to get lipstick off of a laptop screen? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 5, 2016 18:33
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do u know jenny posted:Is there a way I can make myself cum using only a tennis ball? i know a way but your neighbour might be disturbed by the racket
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Oct 5, 2016 18:36
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do these jeans make my rear end look fat? asking for a friend
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Oct 5, 2016 18:40
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Anyone ever hook up with a girl that doesn't normally do this? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 5, 2016 19:18
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Will anybody be my friend? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 5, 2016 19:22
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spud posted:What's the best way to remove a turnip from your anus? Asking for a friend. A dose of castor oil should do it.
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Oct 6, 2016 06:40
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what;s the best hangover cure? asking for a friend
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Oct 6, 2016 06:50
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Is there anything I can do to fix my tiny penis? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 6, 2016 07:04
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gary oldmans diary posted:Is there anything I can do to fix my tiny penis? Asking for a friend. This is a common misconception. "Fixing" usually involves the testes, not the penis itself. Invest in a strong rubber band.
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Oct 6, 2016 07:12
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Roylicious posted:1 password boots you into a pristine Windows partition while it initiates a 7x disc drive wipe on the other partition single pass is fine.
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Oct 6, 2016 07:30
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can you give me all of your small bills in this bag before i shoot you in the head? I'm asking for a friend.
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Oct 6, 2016 07:36
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install linux
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Oct 6, 2016 08:22
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can somebody show me how to put this heroin in my arm with a dirty needle. tia asking for a friend
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Oct 6, 2016 13:47
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How do I get ROI on DogeCoin after buying $1200 in video cards ? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 6, 2016 14:27
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How do I get out a cum stain on a hospital gown? Asking for a friend
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Oct 6, 2016 15:10
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do u know jenny posted:How do I get out a cum stain on a hospital gown? why dont you just leave the gown on
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Oct 6, 2016 15:15
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Whats the best way to hide a carcass? Asking for a friend?
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Oct 6, 2016 15:38
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Is it possible to saw off my own head?
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i'm not seeing a lot of answers in here. so many friends left hanging!
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