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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

N/T

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
why didn't I pull out of your mother?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

let it mellow posted:

why didn't I pull out of your mother?

Shame.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

To extrapolate, you were ashamed at the extreme pleasure you were taking in sticking your dick in the crook of my mothers feet.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Is there a lethal level of fart huffing?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Feet that had been bound since she was a young chinese girl in the early 1700s

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

VendaGoat posted:

Is there a lethal level of fart huffing?

Sources say, NO.

Farts are a holy sacrilege, therefore one can never get enough

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Who should I vote for?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Edgar posted:

Who should I vote for?

If I were you it'd be illegal for you to vote.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
Tell me who will win the following baseball games:

Tonight:
Red Sox vs Indians

Tomorrow:
Blue Jays vs Rangers
Dodgers vs Nationals
Red Sox vs Indians
Giants vs Cubs

Just edit out the 'versus' and the losing team of each game in your quote.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

extra stout posted:

Tell me who will win the following baseball games:

Tonight:
Red Sox

Tomorrow:
Rangers
Nationals
Red Sox
Cubs

Just edit out the 'versus' and the losing team of each game in your quote.

I can tell you the statistical probability of any thing

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Can a boob or a butt be "too big"?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

VendaGoat posted:

Can a boob or a butt be "too big"?

Well I think you're a huge boob, probably the largest I've ever seen. But I'd still like to see a bigger one. So no, boobs cannot be too big.

Butts on the other hand, they can be too large. When you can play cards on a persons rear end, maybe that rear end is too large.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

extra stout posted:

Tell me who will win the following baseball games:

Tonight:
Red Sox vs Indians

Tomorrow:
Blue Jays vs Rangers
Dodgers vs Nationals
Red Sox vs Indians
Giants vs Cubs

Just edit out the 'versus' and the losing team of each game in your quote.

Please be aware, the only thing I know about baseball is that it is a popular sport among the obese.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

extra stout posted:

Tell me who will win the following baseball games:

Tonight:
Red Sox vs Indians

Tomorrow:
Blue Jays vs Rangers
Dodgers vs Nationals
Red Sox vs Indians
Giants vs Cubs

Just edit out the 'versus' and the losing team of each game in your quote.

Indians aren't getting poo poo through the infield holy poo poo. :stare:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Mr. F! posted:

Please be aware, the only thing I know about baseball is that it is a popular sport among the obese.

no one asked a question about the retard you masturbate for a living

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

extra stout posted:

no one asked a question about the retard you masturbate for a living

Apologies, friend

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

The best way to lose weight is to get up off your rear end and play a real sport

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
yeah i got a question pal: how come youre such a stupid idiot

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Enfield posted:

yeah i got a question pal: how come youre such a stupid idiot

When I was a child my father "accidentally" threw me up into a ceiling fan multiple times.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr. F! posted:

When I was a child my father "accidentally" threw me up into a ceiling fan multiple times.

thats horrible. i apologize for speakng harshly

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Enfield posted:

thats horrible. i apologize for speakng harshly

It's ok apparently I liked it

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

fuckin who or what was the Greyhound that Dante said was going to kill the she wolf e sua nazion sarà tra feltro e feltro

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
If you sewed your butt closed and just kept eating and eating and eating and then got hit by a car or something would you explode like when you fill a paper bag full of air and smack it or just make a really big dent in the car?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
What impact would it have had if Trotsky had succeeded Lenin instead of Stalin?

How different would history have been if the Roman Empire had not collapsed?

Will there ever be contact with alien civilizations in our lifetime?

Why is SA user Comfy Fleece Sweater such a worthless sack of poo poo?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Loden Taylor posted:

fuckin who or what was the Greyhound that Dante said was going to kill the she wolf e sua nazion sarà tra feltro e feltro

It was u, with a candlestick, in purgatorio

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

whats your favorite color

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Nooner posted:

If you sewed your butt closed and just kept eating and eating and eating and then got hit by a car or something would you explode like when you fill a paper bag full of air and smack it or just make a really big dent in the car?

According to my research it depends on the food you ingested.

A bean based diet would result in an explosion that would kill the occupant of the car as well as anyone within a 30 foot radius of the collision.

A highly fibrous diet would result in just a dent to the car. That's pretty lame isn't it?

A meat based diet would result in your intact body smashing through the windshield and crushing the driver to death.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Kuato posted:

What impact would it have had if Trotsky had succeeded Lenin instead of Stalin?

How different would history have been if the Roman Empire had not collapsed?

Will there ever be contact with alien civilizations in our lifetime?

Why is SA user Comfy Fleece Sweater such a worthless sack of poo poo?

If Trotsky succeeded Lenin instead of Stalin then of course Stalin wouldn't not have succeeded Trotsky. Duh

If the Roman Empire had not collapsed then Nambla would be the most powerful organization in the world.

Yes we have already contacted aliens. Of the illegal nature! Boo-yah a Mexico joke.

He's a sack of poo poo because you say he is, so just keep telling yourself that.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Macasaurus posted:

whats your favorite color

Green

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

you tell it like it is and i respect that you're a real straight talkin dude

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you lay back and let me do stuff to it?

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


when is a duck

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

ProfessorMurder posted:

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you lay back and let me do stuff to it?

If I wanted somebody to tell me I had a beautiful body and then do stuff to it then I'd look in a mirror, thank you very much.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
When you "whack" "off" is it possible to ever shoot TOO hot and ropey of a load?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Freaking Crumbum posted:

when is a duck

A duck is whenever you make time for it. You should allow yourself ample time to truly enjoy it, but at the same time be wary of over doing it, or even becoming addicted.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Nooner posted:

When you "whack" "off" is it possible to ever shoot TOO hot and ropey of a load?

This is entirely dependent on if your guy/girlfriend is a latina. If yes, then no it is impossible to shoot to hot and ropey of a load. If they aren't latina then I'd say yes, some loads are too hot and ropey.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
When's Dragon's Dogma 2 coming out?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
When's Kuato coming out?

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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Kuato posted:

When's Dragon's Dogma 2 coming out?

When you stop touching yourself at night. More specifically March 23rd 2017

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