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Could you do it?
Heck yeah I could!
No that's too much.
Goku could.
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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Including the bees and wax and under roughly three hours. We're talking a regular beehive hanging from a tree not a super hive or something in an apiary or a log.

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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
There are benefits to eating honeycomb like antioxidants! If you eat too much though you can get a fatal intestinal blockage.

BEE careful!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I'll eat the queen and then the bees will become my servants

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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bees are aliens

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I dont think so, no

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Zzulu posted:

bees are aliens



i....beelieve

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
I'm rating this thread... beeFIVE!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

OK sure

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."

Zzulu posted:

bees are aliens



That's just nasty.

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
can i put ketchup on it

cnut
May 3, 2016

Catsup only, please.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Maybe if I do it fast enough the wax will coat my mouth and throat and I'll die instead of getting stung even once like a little bitch

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StPqc_JoOtY

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

guy fieri could do it given enough hot sauce

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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no, I have a very stingable mouth

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

can i roast the hive first

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
I beelieve so

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Parallax Scroll posted:

can i roast the hive first

What's the deal with pollen anyway??

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Bees are dicks and I can eat a whole lotta dicks so I'm thinking yeah I totally could

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Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
All that protein in those baby bee grubs. Pretty sure this is how you become that Metal Gear Solid 3 boss.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i would have no problem doing this, assuming i was allowed to use some of my time to build a fire and smoke the hive

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I eat a lot of raw honey, but an entire hive? Bees and all? Sounds delicious and I'd like to give it a try.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Zzulu posted:

bees are aliens



I used to wonder why Bee's were such pricks but now I get it. Its like you are this killing machine; the pinnacle of your genetic form bread only to serve and die; shoved into an unforgiving tube for a mothers womb as a tiny little grub and slowly you morph inside into this badass murder machine and drat why the gently caress wouldn't you just go fly right up into somebodies business and sting the gently caress out of them its GO TIME MOTHERFUCKER.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Deep-fry it and put it on a stick and I can eat anything.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Been there, done that

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Does eating this dude's hair count?

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Bee there, drone that

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Only if it's been deep fried: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KLmmHLJhw&t=317s

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

they really phoned in benedict cumberbatch's origin story

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I enjoy Absolutely Tastey videos very much

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

reignofevil posted:

I used to wonder why Bee's were such pricks but now I get it. Its like you are this killing machine; the pinnacle of your genetic form bread only to serve and die; shoved into an unforgiving tube for a mothers womb as a tiny little grub and slowly you morph inside into this badass murder machine and drat why the gently caress wouldn't you just go fly right up into somebodies business and sting the gently caress out of them its GO TIME MOTHERFUCKER.

Bees are mostly cool dudes but wasps are some straight-up motherfuckers

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Uh... Yeah I can and have OP. Check out the egg head OP up here not even eating a G D beehive...

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Zorodius posted:

Bees are mostly cool dudes but wasps are some straight-up motherfuckers

hornets bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
This scorpion probably could.

TRIGGER WARNING: SCARY INSECTS AND ARACHNIDS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfdYpNVag2E

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Why can't animals just get along :smithcloud:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

EorayMel posted:

This scorpion probably could.

TRIGGER WARNING: SCARY INSECTS AND ARACHNIDS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfdYpNVag2E

oh come on now, thats not even a sporting fight. it was a slaughter, that hornet is way to low level.

much better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzGo4Yu0Ho

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

numberoneposter posted:

guy fieri could do it given enough hot sauce

I thought he refuses to eat eggs

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



BEEHIVES ARE MOSTLY AIR, IDIOT i could eat THREE beehives

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

This rules holy poo poo

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
like, do honey bees have any means of defending themselves at all?

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