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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I hear that everyone these days is getting their anii bleached so they don't look like tons of poo poo has passed through them. I've already looked it there's a huge market - even this professional cornhole-whitener can afford an expensive website like this :



Melanin - the one thing you don't want in your rusty sheriff's badge. So how much would it cost the set this poo poo up? Would girls be down wth some Hydrogen Peroxide and a toothbrush? What's the usual price? $100? Because if I could switch from paying to see ladies' assholes to getting paid the bleach them .... this is a serious business opportinity I feel I may have a natural talent for!

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
You forgot to edit out the square on the left side (not that I really care).

How much is their anal bleaching kit anyway?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Yeah but you have to bleach the fat ones too.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol legit this place is hella close to my apartment, imma go get my butt bleached, right next to my favorite cafe too, get my butt bleached while sippin on a late and eating a crepe!

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I assume this is a good service for anyone who wants to use their waste orifice as a sexual organ

R-Type fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Oct 13, 2016

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Yeah butbutt you have to bleach the fat ones too.

god at least TRY to stick with the schtick that pink cheeks were going for.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
My butthole is bleached :ssh:

There's a ton of beauty salon type places that'll get it done quick easy and cheap. I know people who have had luck with the DYI kits but it seems like too much hassle to me and I can't understand whatever language they're making fun of my hole in anyway.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cmon roy that's gross

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Is anal bleaching like teeth bleaching where the affected area hurts like hell for a while after?

Does getting your anus bleached make it hurt to poo poo?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Is anal bleaching like teeth bleaching where the affected area hurts like hell for a while after?

Does getting your anus bleached make it hurt to poo poo?

It only really hurts when you do it the Redneck Method which involves sticking a wet condom in caustic soda then rammin it up the poop shoot

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I assumed dipping a tampon in bleach and shoving it up my rear end would have same effect c/d?

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Nooner posted:

I assumed dipping a tampon in bleach and shoving it up my rear end would have same effect c/d?
It's only for bleaching the starfish not the insides bud.

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
does anal bleaching weaken the anal walls, and if so, what does that mean?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Shiiit they'd probably have to do my whole crack. :mmmsmug:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
If I gently caress this model and she just bleached her rear end in a top hat, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, I'mma feel like an rear end in a top hat.

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."
If you live in sherman oaks yea there's probably an endless supply of assholes that need bleaching. Not sure how it would fare in bumfuck utah.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
That depends if looking in the mirror fulfills your daily quota of staring at a disgusting rear end in a top hat

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

It's scientifically proven that a white rear end is not only more confident and more convenient for others, it also works harder, more efficient and is a lot safer to use than non-white asses.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
An old gf got her butthole bleached without telling me and I laughed when I saw it for the first time ... not the reaction she was hoping for I think

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mein Eyes! posted:

does anal bleaching weaken the anal walls, and if so, what does that mean?

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

SirEvelynTremble posted:

It only really hurts when you do it the Redneck Method which involves sticking a wet condom in caustic soda then rammin it up the poop shoot

Sounds like just another Friday night to me

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
why would you bleach your own rear end in a top hat, look at michael Jackson

Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich
anal bleaching specialists are just wannabe proctologists...or maybe proctologists are wannabe anal bleaching specialists?!

seems like a lot of education and money and work, when you could just have confidence in yourself, drop all the pretense, and proudly proclaim that yes, you do in fact proudly spend your days with your fingers near the buttholes of strangers and make $11.50 an hour doing it. here's a business card with a 10% off coupon.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

An old gf got her butthole bleached without telling me and I laughed when I saw it for the first time ... not the reaction she was hoping for I think

It's not nice to laugh at the elderly

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

R-Type posted:

I assume this is a good service for anyone who wants to use their waste orifice as a sexual organ

All men need anal bleaching?

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Kthulhu5000 posted:

anal bleaching specialists are just wannabe proctologists...or maybe proctologists are wannabe anal bleaching specialists?!

seems like a lot of education and money and work, when you could just have confidence in yourself, drop all the pretense, and proudly proclaim that yes, you do in fact proudly spend your days with your fingers near the buttholes of strangers and make $11.50 an hour doing it. here's a business card with a 10% off coupon.

11.50 an hour is cheaper than most whores around here, so...

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"Name's Artemis. I have a bleached rear end in a top hat."
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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

it's pretty normal op. i bleached 5 anuses on the way to work this morning

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
well it didn't hurt this guy's career

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
What's wrong with brown starfishs?

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
Anal bleaching has made me a very, very wealthy man.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
I always thought anal bleaching was for the rear end hair, not for the actual skin itself.

Don't shave your rear end unless you are a professional rear end person, it feels wrong.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

HAmbONE posted:

I always thought anal bleaching was for the rear end hair, not for the actual skin itself.

Don't shave your rear end unless you are a professional rear end person, it feels wrong.

I remove butt hair with a cream, but it can be done with a laser, for very good long lasting results.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Harakiri Potter posted:

I remove butt hair with a cream, but it can be done with a laser, for very good long lasting results.

i want that job

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Lol, just lol if you haven't already bleached your rear end in a top hat

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
The point is to make it the color of the rest of your skin, so is it possible to go too far and end up with an rear end in a top hat that's lighter than everything else?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Friginator posted:

The point is to make it the color of the rest of your skin, so is it possible to go too far and end up with an rear end in a top hat that's lighter than everything else?

Yes?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What about bleaching you're nipples so you're chest just looks smooth? :shrug:

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
bleach you're self
bleach you're famil

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The_end
May 17, 2014
Bleaching your rear end can result in psoriasis in the bleached area.

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