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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



The game's unlocking in East Asia while we sit here chewing our cud

Here's the very first hot take on Steam from notorious Steamsman "Kastellen" after playing for a possible 20 seconds:

"흑흑 의사선생님 우리 아이가 어떻게 된 건가요??

안타깝게도...

조금 전 문명하셨습니다."

so there you have it

what did you think of your first 30 seconds of trying to install this Brave New World of Civiilisation on your computer? Was it Beyond the Sword or just Beyond Earth

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



I never did buy this game but i bet it'll operate on some hardware, which is better than i could do if told to make a pc game

i give it a tentative thumbs up

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's weird how the civilization games keep coming out but this civilization in which we live seems to be heading down the drains. well, food for thought, i'm sure

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Mozi posted:

it's weird how the civilization games keep coming out but this civilization in which we live seems to be heading down the drains. well, food for thought, i'm sure

maybe if the player listened to his social advisor and less to his science and trade advisors we wouldn't be in this mess

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i am ghandi and i am going to nuke your rear end :twisted:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Smash it Smash hit posted:

i am ghandi and i am going to nuke your rear end :twisted:

yes yes but don't you have some pissing and moaning you could bestow on us about the UI changes since you had to spend two seconds looking for a button that was located somewhere slightly different in previous iterations of the franchise?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
civ ii was the peak of the civilization franchise

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



just ray posted:

civ ii was the peak of the civilization franchise

i liked them videos of the advisors... haha sir metalhead you sure do like killing people and yellig about walls

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it was civ 4 imo

im encouraged by the fact that the lead devs on 5 said 'yeah there were issues here they were we're gonna do something about that next time' instead of just doubling down on mechanics that didn't really work that well like most other devs would

5 is still really fun though

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Don't know much about this entry but I'm going in with a positive bias because they simply named the 6th Civilization "Civilization 6". Not Civ1lization, Civilization, or Sid Myers Civilization One or...

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



look again

CIVILIZATION

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Moridin920 posted:

it was civ 4 imo

im encouraged by the fact that the lead devs on 5 said 'yeah there were issues here they were we're gonna do something about that next time' instead of just doubling down on mechanics that didn't really work that well like most other devs would

5 is still really fun though

i played the third one the most of the lot

that and the weird call to power one. that was fun

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

look again

CIVILIZATION

o poo poo


canceling my preorder

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Moridin920 posted:

o poo poo


canceling my preorder

:same:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

My entire opinion hinges on if I can make Gandhi a homicidal warlord in this version.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

just ray posted:

civ ii was the peak of the civilization franchise

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic




cnat argue with that!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i just want to send my people to spaece to get off this dead gay earth

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Personally I believe that if someone submits of a review of a strategy game with less than 5 hours played they should be sent to a Soviet reeducation camp in Siberia.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

look again

CIVILIZATION

I'm waiting for Civ 104 myself

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i just want to send my people to spaece to get off this dead gay earth

civ 2's moon maps and poo poo were dope though i still miss space colonies

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
OP did you know there's an entire forum dedicated to video games right here on this very site

it's called PYF

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Mameluke posted:

OP did you know there's an entire forum dedicated to video games right here on this very site

it's called PYF

much like everyone else in GBS i've been run out of posting in or mentioning any other subforum on this site

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I am banned from PYF Literally a Bird has threatened me bodily harm if i ever showed up there again

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Smash it Smash hit posted:

I am banned from PYF Literally a Bird has threatened me bodily harm if i ever showed up there again

i'll kill you if you ever post here again

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Sheep-Goats posted:

I'm waiting for Civ 104 myself

lol

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i'll kill you if you ever post here again

Where is a boy to go?!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
lol they gave the arabs a kurdish ruler

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Is it the same as all the others?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

i wonder if they included ISIS as a playable civ

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
im gonna be a catapult

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
i'd post a review but montezuma just nuked me on turn 3 IRL

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

donnald trunp will be theend of civilizition mark my words

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
uh, it's still borken like civ5 but they think they fixed it

guess what mroans, YOU DIDNT

look, dont make me start posting excerpts from sulla's masterpiece breakdown of why you're all brokebrain chucklefucks

:argh:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

just ray posted:

im gonna be a catapult

heh, im a bit classier call me "trebuchet" :smug:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
civ 3 was like civ 2 with great improvements
then i tried to even get started in civ 4 and there were immediately so many different loving resources to keep track of. hey, you liked the resource system in civ 3? well good because we went loving nuts with it

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

Nut to Butt posted:

uh, it's still borken like civ5 but they think they fixed it

guess what mroans, YOU DIDNT

look, dont make me start posting excerpts from sulla's masterpiece breakdown of why you're all brokebrain chucklefucks

:argh:

all I had to hear about civ 6 was 1UPT for me to give it the big ol' middle finger

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Commie NedFlanders posted:

i wonder if they included ISIS as a playable civ

isreal comes in a later dlc

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

gary oldmans diary posted:

civ 3 was like civ 2 with great improvements
then i tried to even get started in civ 4 and there were immediately so many different loving resources to keep track of. hey, you liked the resource system in civ 3? well good because we went loving nuts with it

ya my domestic advisor said i didnt have enough coyotes so i had to trade all of my mustard and some zz top albums

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