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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

i was just looking for keyboard reviews what the gently caress is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejRA74SmjQ

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

With mechanical keyboards you can hear shitposting in the whole house.

I don't know what ASMR sounds like some car traction control feature.

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
I'd like to stick something in your ear, OP.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
It's a girlfriend simulator for lonely losers.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
It's for jacking off your Weiner OP I hope that helps you

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
aspergers

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
Oh cool is it asmr thread time again

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Yossarian posted:

It's for jacking off your Weiner OP I hope that helps you


Pornography is for jacking off and physical fulfillment.

ASMR is for loneliness and emotional fulfillment

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

FedEx Mercury posted:

It's a girlfriend simulator for lonely losers.

Yeah but when you say it like that it sounds bad

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

DeusExMachinima posted:

Oh cool is it asmr thread time again

gbs never changes. it only runs through the same cycles.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
*scrolls mouse wheel to read this thread* oooooOOOOOooooOOOoooo *shiver*

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

fun game, pull a random subject out of a hat and see if you can find asmr videos for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHxlDMpuC9U

there are hundreds of these and also I want to die.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

lullabies for broken lonely grownups

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I think people buy expensive microphones with big dreams, but once they get them they realize they are not creative and make asmr videos instead

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

it's like the audio version of macro shots of eyeballs

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

sks to yr asmr

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Crocoswine posted:

fun game, pull a random subject out of a hat and see if you can find asmr videos for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMIMTG-hfu0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UiK-bRRmLI

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I like when Bobby Ross says "THERE"

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

lmao

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
It appears to be a wide open market where I can lull people in, then scare the absolute beejesus out of them

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

erotic undertale asmr

That is a thing, that exists, in reality.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Crocoswine posted:

erotic undertale asmr

That is a thing, that exists, in reality.

:nws: my favorite

ellic
Apr 28, 2009

I never asked for this

Grimey Drawer
Really helped me through my time of need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj7K2Bql6D4

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
It's what happens when you combine autism with sexual deviancy.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
heres what i know about asmr


its bad

people that are fans of it are invariably weird


thats all

VagueRant
May 24, 2012

FedEx Mercury posted:

It's a girlfriend simulator for lonely losers.
This is a gross mischaracterisation and furthermore

insulated staircase posted:

lullabies for broken lonely grownups
But yeah, this is accurate. :smith:

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

sucks to your assmar

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
I can't wait for the ASMR videos of people clicking joycons into the switch

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


*Loudly eats McDonald's into a mic*
*Reaps the Patreon money whirlwind*

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

VagueRant posted:

This is a gross mischaracterisation and furthermore

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
I heard Bob Ross was asmr content, and he's chill and cool and good, so if all the bad and terrible asmr stuff has to exist in order for Bob Ross to also exist, I guess I'm fine with it.

Love me some paintings of beautiful nature in 30 minutes or less.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Mistle posted:

I heard Bob Ross was asmr content, and he's chill and cool and good, so if all the bad and terrible asmr stuff has to exist in order for Bob Ross to also exist, I guess I'm fine with it.

Love me some paintings of beautiful nature in 30 minutes or less.

Bob Ross's s how wasn't created for ASMR people, it's just something they've latched on to. Bob Ross would have existed whether people started jacking off to his paint brush noises or not.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
i'm cool with asmr as long as it's hot chicks doing it.

no dudes, fatties or uggoes please

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


ASMR was cool the first time I heard of it, sometimes when I was really tired and put on certain songs I'd zone out and go into a half-asleep trance.

Then the internet got wind of it and now there's all sorts of videos of weird people clicking their fake nails all over stuff and whispering random bullshit and that video above where a guy was eating fries and wings into a microphone. If I wanted to hear some weird guy eat food directly into a mic I could get that over ventrilo anytime I wanted.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Autism.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Like you don't want Funky Kong to pick you up from the airport. Pffft.

diamond dog
Jul 27, 2010

by merry exmarx
i like to code with a boner

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

it owns op

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Azmer - when your breathing airways constrict and breathing becomes more difficult.

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Millsy
Dec 28, 2004
All's fair in love and bouncy bouncy.
Pillbug
ASMR is possibly the thing on the internet I hate the most. Every noise that leaves me grinding my teeth is available as a 10 hour video on Youtube for bad people to listen to.

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