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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
wanna ride?

:nws: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2208480394/14penisfart.jpeg :nws:

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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


original band name do not steal

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0loGQ5xtgE

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You're dick is gross op. :shrug:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You're dick is gross op. :shrug:

It looks like Darkpriest's dilz.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You're dick is gross op. :shrug:

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/1DNQR1j.jpg :nws:

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Solid state drives are far more compact than normal hard drives, sometimes as small as 1/10 the size.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

i can't tell if this is nsfw or not

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

i can't tell if this is nsfw or not

Don't worry I've made the determination that it is and queued OP for a ban. What? No I'm not a mod but I shitpost in QCS constantly so it's basically the same thing

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

I don't think it's supposed to have an elbow. :shrug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Poor Trevor Noah! :ohdear:

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014


Groovy!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
posting in a thrad

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



A fistula is an abnormal hole in the bowel or the bladder. A recto-urethral fistula is a hole between the urethra (urinary channel) and the rectum. This hole leads to leakage of urine into the rectum and feces travelling into the bladder.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's a solid state drive, as soon as you plug it in, the data transfer is complete and you can pull it back out.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Pac-Manioc Root posted:

A fistula is an abnormal hole in the bowel or the bladder. A recto-urethral fistula is a hole between the urethra (urinary channel) and the rectum. This hole leads to leakage of urine into the rectum and feces travelling into the bladder.

that's no fistula that's my wife

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

A fistula is an abnormal hole in the bowel or the bladder. A recto-urethral fistula is a hole between the urethra (urinary channel) and the rectum. This hole leads to leakage of urine into the rectum and feces travelling into the bladder.

No, a fistula is when you fist a girl on her rag! :drac:

End boss Of SGaG*
Aug 9, 2000
I REPORT EVERY POST I READ!
Is that like one of those crazy dudes who try to stretch their foreskin back into existence, except he already had one?

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000


Jesus!

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

does that mean it has a finite amount of writes

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

No, that's Richard.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


cheese sandwich posted:

does that mean it has a finite amount of writes

Yes, and it finishes incredibly fast.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
More like a 3.5" floppy

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
This sure is some fuckin thread. Voted 2. Room for improvement here.

E:

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

More like a 3.5" floppy

This guy just bumped it to a 3.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

I am unsure you know who dicks work

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am unsure you know who dicks work

uh dude

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

much better

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

So you just slide the steel pole in the tip and that's how you get hard? :shrug:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost
oh yeah




Jesus Christ!

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'd like to download my solid state drive into some software if ya know what I'm sayin'

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Blazing Ownager posted:

I'd like to download my solid state drive into some software if ya know what I'm sayin'

i have no idea what the gently caress you are talking about

jesus christ saves us from these soiles thoughts and actions by thinking and performing them daily

thank you jesus christ, and tell you best bud satan i said "hail"

he'll know what i mean

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

So you just slide the steel pole in the tip and that's how you get hard? :shrug:

No, it's a bladder system. Larry Flynt has one.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

criscodisco posted:

No, it's a bladder system. Larry Flynt has one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwA9oqR4OrM

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am unsure you know who dicks work

The tech that would allow for penis farts just isn't ready for consumers yet.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

my dick is wrapped around a hard disk drive

Argh
Feb 15, 2005

so you replace your balls wiht a little pump up basketball so you squeeze your balls a few times like the sneakers when you want a boner

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

The villain of the movie EDtv was defeated when the protagonist learnt and threatened to reveal that he had that pump up dick surgery. I think he ultimately revealed it to the public anyway.

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



our lord and saviour died for our sins but sometimes in my darker moments i think he might have had it coming for his horrible threads

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