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dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof


there i was, riding home from the train station around midnight, cycling under a moonless sky

a white shape appears in my lights. a cat? no, a little doggy.

i turn the bike around and return, it's sitting looking very scared. as i approach, it takes off at full sprint down the cycle path

i follow, keeping pace and calling out 'hey buddy!' 'slow down little guy!' but it sprints and sprints

finally i pull ahead and stop my bike, blocking the path. it runs past!

i cycle again past it and stop my bike and this time it settles and comes and sits behind my front wheel

it is a little white and brown shih tzu mix, its amber eyes bugging out and panting like mad out of its little hosed up brachycephallic face

after petting it for a while i decide there's only one way this is gonna go

i put it in my backpack, wearing the pack on my chest at first and just walking the bike, then once she got used to the motion moving it onto my back

together we rode home, her head out and sniffing the breeze

she slept next to me in bed

woke me up licking my arm

this morning her tail was up and wagging

luckily there was a report already with the dog cops so this morning she's heading home

goodbye doggy

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
you should spend your life savings on veterinary fees

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Good job rescuing her ! what a cute doggy :kimchi:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
those are like the worst kind of dogs

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Thank you for being a good person.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



You selfish oval office... you could have fed a starving family for a day with that

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
buffy isnt as cute as shes made out to be....

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


That's a pit bull OP. You're lucky to be alive right now

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Should have kept it imo.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What a gross dog, I would have just left it. :colbert:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
You don't want a Shih Tzu mix if you are queasy about wiping their eye excrement in old age. It is like a chronic form of pink eye.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”
― Shih Tzu

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
My parents have one that's p close to like that and they are good doggers

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

ok well cool story i guess what do you want to talk about now

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

i love me a dog story

5

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

dog cops? I want details

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Zeluth posted:

You don't want a Shih Tzu mix if you are queasy about wiping their eye excrement in old age. It is like a chronic form of pink eye.

Plus incessant barking.

paul_soccer10 posted:

those are like the worst kind of dogs

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Three-Phase posted:

Plus incessant barking.

Only when there is lightning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1sFCszjBoc

Waldorf Sixpence
Sep 6, 2004

Often harder on Player 2
Thanks for helping the dog OP

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



cool dog op good job

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
How many times did you gently caress it?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


good job op, you are a true friend of the doggos
I once found a dog wandering in traffic when I was going out for Rita's, he came right up and hopped in my car because nobody else was paying attention to him
I named him Churro



but his people came looking for him and got my phone number at the Rita's and came to take him home
I hope he is having a good life and they didn't let him wander out into the street again

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Why are people so bad at taking care of dogs

No collar, no contact information, let them run around outside without a leash or fenced yard and then they wonder why they get lost :mad:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

paul_soccer10 posted:

those are like the worst kind of dogs

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

r u ready to WALK posted:

Why are people so bad at taking care of dogs

No collar, no contact information, let them run around outside without a leash or fenced yard and then they wonder why they get lost :mad:

he may have slipped thru a teensy crackle in his Master's otherwise impregnably secure compound border fence
he looks like a sly lil sneaker like that

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
dogs are awesome, good job op

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


can you legally just like, take a dog if you find one and it doesn't have a collar?

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

You did a good thing OP

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Enfield posted:

dogs are awesome, good job op

My friend Chris hates dogs

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Hector Beerlioz posted:

My friend Chris hates dogs

he should have better taste and hate u

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hector Beerlioz posted:

My friend Chris hates dogs

youre friend sounds like a real ding dong

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Enfield posted:

youre friend sounds like a real ding dong

He says he only likes cats

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

Tolkien minority posted:

can you legally just like, take a dog if you find one and it doesn't have a collar?

Sure, why not? Best case their owner was crushed to lose the dog and you're doing them a favor. Worst case you get to have a dog for a few days while you find a shelter. I can't imagine the law getting involved in a situation like that unless you spend time "finding" dogs at the dog park.

How can you say no to that little brachycephalic face?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i like dogs

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!

RideTheSpiral posted:

you should spend your life savings on veterinary fees

Been there, done that, regret nothing.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tolkien minority posted:

can you legally just like, take a dog if you find one and it doesn't have a collar?

it's not like they're people

just don't hurt it or whatever you're gonna do

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

it's not like they're people



True. A dog would never be racist or commit genocide.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Fine job op.

r u ready to WALK posted:

Why are people so bad at taking care of dogs

No collar, no contact information, let them run around outside without a leash or fenced yard and then they wonder why they get lost :mad:

The dog appears well groomed and cared for. The little shitrat just slipped them good.

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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



by Tim Buckley

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