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i has a boner and its full of pee pee
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I cannot even begin to express how much I hope everyone dies. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 9, 2017 14:33
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it's blood in there, dgsw 
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Jan 9, 2017 14:34
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mostly naughty thoughts and blood, op
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Jan 9, 2017 14:38
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magic
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Jan 9, 2017 14:39
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It's made of bones. Idiot
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Jan 9, 2017 14:40
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get a knife and look inside and report back op
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Jan 9, 2017 14:42
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Kuato posted:It's made of bones. Idiot
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Jan 9, 2017 14:45
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Sin. They're made of sin, OP. And the only way to get rid of all that sin is to go to church and let the priest suck it all out. Unless you're over 15, then it's too late and you're going to Hell.
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Jan 9, 2017 14:46
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Snips and snails and puppy dog tails, that's what boners are made of.
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Jan 9, 2017 14:48
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Mine is made out of pure pussy magnet
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Jan 9, 2017 14:54
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this is a fairly accurate dgsw simulation thread so far thanks 2nd OP
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Jan 9, 2017 14:57
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Corpus spongiosum.
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Jan 9, 2017 15:00
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Every man receives an ancient whale bone when he comes of age. This is inserted in the anus before sex to erect the penis. When the woman is done orgasming she grabs the whale bone from the back and pulls it out and attaches it to a necklace that insures her mate will stay faithful and that only she can give him a... "boner" 
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Jan 9, 2017 15:47
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They are made out of love.
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Jan 9, 2017 16:20
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when I was a kid I thought my scrotum was my bladder
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Jan 9, 2017 16:22
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weak wrists big dick posted:when I was a kid I thought my scrotum was my bladder makes sense
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Jan 9, 2017 16:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg
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Jan 9, 2017 16:35
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mine is made out of my undying love for op and hatred of his enemies
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Jan 9, 2017 16:38
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Every man receives an ancient whale bone when he comes of age. This is inserted in the anus before sex to erect the penis. When the woman is done orgasming she grabs the whale bone from the back and pulls it out and attaches it to a necklace that insures her mate will stay faithful and that only she can give him a... "boner"  just what exactly are you in to?
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Jan 9, 2017 16:42
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Every man receives an ancient whale bone when he comes of age. This is inserted in the anus before sex to erect the penis. When the woman is done orgasming she grabs the whale bone from the back and pulls it out and attaches it to a necklace that insures her mate will stay faithful and that only she can give him a... "boner" Ok so what happens when every woman comes of age then, poindexter?
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Jan 9, 2017 16:44
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several friends posted:Ok so what happens when every woman comes of age then, poindexter? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstruation
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Jan 9, 2017 16:46
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that whole article sounds made up on the spot
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Jan 9, 2017 16:47
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the shameful boner
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Jan 9, 2017 16:50
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weak wrists big dick posted:that whole article sounds made up on the spot
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Jan 9, 2017 16:50
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get this sjw out of here
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Jan 9, 2017 16:52
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AARO posted:I cannot even begin to express how much I hope everyone dies.
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Jan 9, 2017 16:54
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rigor mortis
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Jan 9, 2017 16:59
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You know like when you blow up a balloon and it gets bigger and firm? Basically what I'm saying is you need to twist and turn your dick into the shape of a giraffe.
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Jan 9, 2017 17:03
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various cheeses posted:You know like when you blow up a balloon and it gets bigger and firm? Basically what I'm saying is you need to twist and turn your dick into the shape of a giraffe. i literally thought that was how it worked when i was younger
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Jan 9, 2017 17:04
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boners are made of a hope for a better tomorrow, and a dream for a brighter today  that's why they double as flagpoles
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Jan 9, 2017 17:06
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be good and try hard! 
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TunaSled posted:rigor mortis The fancy Latin motto for these dead and gay forums
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Jan 9, 2017 17:06
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several friends posted:Ok so what happens when every woman comes of age then, poindexter? Um, tampons and a brand new car I guess? 
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Jan 9, 2017 17:21
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Mine has a dwarf inside.
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Jan 9, 2017 17:35
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i dont care. put it away
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Jan 9, 2017 17:42
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Boners are like hot pockets. I don't know what's in there but I want it all inside me stat
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Jan 9, 2017 17:47
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dragonflies and katydids but mostly chewed up little kids
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Jan 9, 2017 17:49
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criscodisco posted:Boners are like hot pockets. I don't know what's in there but I want it all inside me stat
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Jan 9, 2017 18:15
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I seen a boner on the internet once!
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Jan 9, 2017 18:16
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*closes medicine cabinet, sees boner over shoulder in reflection*
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Jan 9, 2017 18:18
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