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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I've been on a sunny side up kick lately. Perfectly cooked and not runny. I also like scrambled, but my foreign wife thinks it's a travesty to have cheese mixed in with the scramble as it cooks. How says you gbs?


Oh, hard boiled as well.

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Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Scrambled is the only way to make em op. Feel sorry for people that don't eat their egg scrambled

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Scrambled and buried beneath a mound of salt and pepper.

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
first the coleslaw thread now this, it's budget food day in gbs

i agree with scrambled. not with milk tho. i like them asian style scrambed, salt msg and nothing else

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Reckon I like my eggs like I like my women...


Thoroughly beaten. :clint:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I like it when my mum makes me a runny egg with soldiers.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Over easy eggs on toast?

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Pre-Cambrian Syndrome
Jan 6, 2006

Fertilized

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Gravy Boat 2k
Poached.. And if they're overcooked, I get legit mad

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Scrambled (with or without cheese) , over easy, or boiled.

HotSoapyBeard
Nov 7, 2016

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
If you like scrambled try frying some crumbled black pudding or haggis then adding the eggs and scrambling it together. It looks terrible but tastes fab

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1w3_cYMeec

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
Crunchy on the outside, slimy in the middle.

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

ugh i've eaten a lot of nasty poo poo

i will never forget when i ate balut though. it will stick with me until the end

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
fried with a runny yolk on a mothafuckin cheeseburger

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Pretty much any way other than raw is good in my book, poached, scrambled, omlettes, hard or soft boiled, etc. Usually in restaurants I get em sunny side up for something to dip the toast in, at home it's mostly scrambles with cheese and veggies.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

ArbitraryC posted:

Pretty much any way other than raw is good in my book, poached, scrambled, omlettes, hard or soft boiled, etc. Usually in restaurants I get em sunny side up for something to dip the toast in, at home it's mostly scrambles with cheese and veggies.

hows this weeks case of 23 dozen eggs coming

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

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I like it when the eggs are deviled.

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Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
serious post

singapore style half boiled eggs with toast are the poo poo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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Apr 6, 2014

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POACHED

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May 8, 2003

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

also this

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May 8, 2003

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i mean to say snail

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Pre-Cambrian Syndrome posted:

Fertilized inside your mom

ftfy

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Poached and burstin

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Over easy w/toast

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

the great deceiver posted:

hows this weeks case of 23 dozen eggs coming

Bout halfway through the month, bout halfway through my 5 dozen crate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifgEjv27fe0

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Hard boiled because I'm Dick Tracy

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Covered in ketchup, like everything else on the plate.

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May 8, 2003

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I eat as many eggs as I can until I'm sick then try and beat my high score (5 eggs)

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

a whole buncha crows posted:

I eat as many eggs as I can until I'm sick then try and beat my high score (5 eggs)

You'll never be as big as Gaston at this rate.

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Jan 13, 2009


Slippery Tilde
Egg banjo with a side of Hong Kong style tea. I like to feel colonial in the morning.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
sunny side up, then mixed with hash browns on my plate

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I like them over-easy so I can dip my toast in the yolk.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Hot sauce on eggs? I'm a fan.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Here is the Taiwanese tea egg, a good snack from 7-11

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