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Hi Byob, how are you? Nice to see you. I've got my computer science final tomorrow and I don't want to fail the class. Do you guys have any advice, CS knowledge to help me pass my exam? I need to blast all this into my brain like the ending of 2001 a space odyssey or Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, if you know what I'm sayin. ty |
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Dec 12, 2016 04:33
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If it makes a difference, we're doing Java and XML |
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Dec 12, 2016 04:39
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I would advise you to get off the forums and start studying
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Dec 12, 2016 04:41
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just wing it
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Dec 12, 2016 04:43
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.999999999999... = 1 prove me wrong op ---------------- |
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Dec 12, 2016 04:46
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FluffieDuckie posted:I would advise you to get off the forums and start studying I'm looking for the "Get rich quick" method where I put in minimal work to achieve massive gains |
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Dec 12, 2016 04:48
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Zyla posted:.999999999999... = 1 This is voodoo math bs, I'm trying to speak with computers also since when did everything on BYOB start slowly rotating |
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Dec 12, 2016 04:50
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FluffieDuckie posted:I would advise you to get off the forums and start studying |
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Dec 12, 2016 04:51
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monkay posted:also since when did everything on BYOB start slowly rotating you'd be able to answer that for yourself if you had studied java and xml |
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Dec 12, 2016 04:54
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alnilam posted:you'd be able to answer that for yourself if you had studied java and xml I paid a tutor $120 to help me pass the class, please, I just want knowledge from the internet pool to assure victory |
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Dec 12, 2016 04:56
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I would advise you to stay on BYOB and start slowly rotating
Urodov fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Dec 12, 2016
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Dec 12, 2016 04:57
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Urodov posted:I would advise you to stay on BYOB start slowly rotating we rotate on the earth which rotates around the sun which rotates on the unimaginably long arm of the milk way so really when you think about it, byob is the center about which our lives slowly rotate around |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:03
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Computers, they can be both big and tiny |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:09
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hope that helps op, they also eat electricity |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:10
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hi. im doing well, thanks for asking.
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Dec 12, 2016 05:13
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Piso Mojado posted:hope that helps op, they also eat electricity Finally, someone steps up to the large "hard drive" I've layed out you've really helping in my "Enhanced informed search", if you know what I'm sayin |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:14
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BIRDCON 2017 posted:hi. im doing well, thanks for asking. glad you're doing well, everytime I take a shower, handfulls of hair falls out of my scalp and clogs the drain |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:15
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in a multiple choice question, if the choice is between bits and bytes, always go with bits it's important to be bitwise
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Dec 12, 2016 05:29
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don't be faked out, a macintosh is an computer AND a fruit the same is not true for pineapples |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:31
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Manifisto posted:in a multiple choice question, if the choice is between bits and bytes, always go with bits you guys are really giving me a lot to "byte" into hehe |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:31
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please go read your textbooks because computer science as a single class studying java and xml is easily doable with minimal effort. minimal effort is reading the textbook. good luck, please go study, and if you post again before your final i'm going to make a face that is like real squinty eyes and furrowed brows and my mouth will get real tiny. don't make me make that face at you.
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Dec 12, 2016 05:33
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in computing, more megahertz is always better unless gigahertz get involved somehow, but that is an advanced topic so you're probably safe |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:35
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:please go read your textbooks because computer science as a single class studying java and xml is easily doable with minimal effort. minimal effort is reading the textbook. I didn't expect to get this much actual advice/concern, if it makes ya'll feel better, I'm not actually worried about failing. I've already studied, and its almost bedtime here so I thought I would try to get some laughs from the forums to chill out. I'm in Analysis and design, so it's not an entry level class, and we don't even have a textbook  I have, however, been practicing writing "hello world" so I'm pretty set for tomorrow B| |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:39
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Manifisto posted:an computer AND a fruit oh are you doing boolean algebra with that AND? my computer (C) is not a fruit (F) C * F = M 1 * 0 = 0 my computer is not a macintosh that checks out i think the important thing to remember is that boolean algrebra is just like regular algebra, except that 1+1=1 also 1 and 0 are the only numbers
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Dec 12, 2016 05:39
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monkay posted:glad you're doing well, everytime I take a shower, handfulls of hair falls out of my scalp and clogs the drain hm... have you tried computer?
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Dec 12, 2016 05:40
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Safety comes first, ever since I started wearing kneepads and a mouthguard while surfin the 'net (internet) I have found that my computer related injuries have fallen by 7%!
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Dec 12, 2016 05:42
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Urodov posted:oh are you doing boolean algebra with that AND? how does this relate to data beans
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Dec 12, 2016 05:42
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monkay posted:I didn't expect to get this much actual advice/concern, if it makes ya'll feel better, I'm not actually worried about failing. I've already studied, and its almost bedtime here so I thought I would try to get some laughs from the forums to chill out. make sure and wrap it before you tap it and also don't gently caress up and make the computer say FUCCK 2 U DR. BARM and i think you'll be good then, kid proud of u, everyone's concerned facebook aunt tina
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Dec 12, 2016 05:43
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Urodov posted:oh are you doing boolean algebra with that AND? This is true, unless you're writing in python, in which case 1+1= .99999999999999 |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:45
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monkay posted:This is true, unless you're writing in python, in which case 1+1= .99999999999999 but that doesn't work in python 2.7 if you're using legacy code sometimes because it gets broken hooray
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Dec 12, 2016 05:46
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:make sure and wrap it before you tap it and also don't gently caress up and make the computer say FUCCK 2 U DR. BARM and i think you'll be good then, kid Ty auntie, I know I should write more, but I forget how to use phones when I'm on my an ether binge. You're concern is always refreshing considering Dr. Barm is the cold, harsh, unfeeling child of Alan Turing and that signing robot. -love monkay |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:48
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monkay posted:Ty auntie, dear monkay, please don't forget to lock up ur laptop when away from home and don't buy weed from strangers in alleyways. you're a good boy and we're proud of you back home in oklahomaha, north iowa and your cousin leon says hi. --your concerned facebook aunt tina
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Dec 12, 2016 05:51
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:but that doesn't work in python 2.7 if you're using legacy code sometimes because it gets broken Somehow littlePython is able to make the correct distinction, despite being a braindead stepchild of a language |
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Dec 12, 2016 05:52
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you said computer science so I assume that involves mixing beakers of acid n poo poo and pouring it on computers?? good luck op. make sure your lab coat is clean |
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Dec 12, 2016 06:01
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monkay posted:I didn't expect to get this much actual advice/concern, if it makes ya'll feel better, I'm not actually worried about failing. I've already studied, and its almost bedtime here so I thought I would try to get some laughs from the forums to chill out. There's nothing funny about taking one's education seriously friend. Make sure you don't make any rookie mistakes and write hollow world or something
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Dec 12, 2016 06:27
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just think like a computer and youll ace it, op i believe in you 
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Dec 12, 2016 06:30
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10 print "hello world" 20 goto 10 run hey op, I hope that didn't break your computer or anything, my hacking gets away from me sometimes. anyhow, just use that code, and when they say "hey, that's just BASIC!", nod smugly and say "of course it is! it's the implementation you don't see that was complicated!". guaranteed C+ at least, if you can pull off a convincing bullshit talker act. ---------------- |
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Dec 12, 2016 07:08
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you can sit in a chair and watch everything you need to know in the span of a week with no sleep. dangerous though.
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Dec 12, 2016 07:35
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I have a contracts final in 7 hours I hope I get some sleep |
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Dec 12, 2016 08:33
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I bet YOSPOS knows about computers but I don't think that they rotate or give advice. I guess you could study but that sounds boring.
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