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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Story behind the Song: If you've ever watched a TV talent show like America's Got Talent or American Idol, then you may have noticed something interesting. They tend to milk the sob-stories of the contestants for all they're worth. It almost seems like some people get voted through with less talent just because they have a more tear-jerking story.

When I looked at my own industry - the rap industry - I noticed the same thing. It seems like almost every mainstream rapper today fits the same type of mold - they had a terrible childhood, came from poverty, and then suddenly got pulled straight to the upper class from poverty, without ever touching the middle class. (In science, I believe they call that sublimation...anyway)

Well what does that mean for a rapper like me who doesn't have a sob-story, went to college and has a supportive family? Is there a place in the rap industry for a rapper who didn't start from the bottom, and who isn't at the top? That's what this song is all about...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRuSSWaBr44

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

gently caress you gurf

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Ugh, there's nothing worse than a white person

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
lol white rappers

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Robot Randy posted:

lol whites rappers

Ftfy

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

gently caress you gurf

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!
Middle class gangster? You mean kanye west?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I like how little he moves his legs

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I'm especially proud of the little gunshot effect my dad added in when I say that I'm the corruptest cop in the grammer police

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Why do people consider themselves middle class when they're obviously rich?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

God Of Paradise posted:

Why do people consider themselves middle class when they're obviously rich?

There's no middle when we divide ourselves

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

ive had about enough of these whites

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
So he's like lil dicky without any charisma

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

The Kingfish posted:

I'm especially proud of the little gunshot effect my dad added in when I say that I'm the corruptest cop in the grammer police

it's funny because normally white people are the corruptest cops in the actual police, and they use guns to kill black people at work

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

I hope China and/or Russia nuke the gently caress out of the US

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
You dumb fucks have Trump as a Pres, remember when everyone thought GW was bad?

You dumb fucks,.

Please get nuked and gently caress off.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Seriously, who doesnt want to see him in an ISIS beheading video.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

corruptest cop in the grammar police lol what a wanker

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
Sorry you had to be subjected to that drivel when the superior caucasian rapper did this years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWlYJbikDnk

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Sorry you had to be subjected to that drivel when the superior caucasian rapper did this years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWlYJbikDnk

subscribed

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Sorry you had to be subjected to that drivel when the superior caucasian rapper did this years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWlYJbikDnk

whoa

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Better than pirate rap

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
can't believe it's 2017 and there's a worse white pride rapper than Hi-Caliber

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I'm alright with one Bo Burnham existing but this seems like overkill

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I hope the Icy Hot Stuntaz sue these guys.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Hell Yeah posted:

gently caress you gurf

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

butterbar posted:

You mean kanye west?

Or Childish Gambino, or Drake

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I went to school with like 400 of this guy lmao.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

FactsAreUseless posted:

I went to school with like 400 of this guy lmao.

wow humble brag much?

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

I went to school with like 400 of this guy lmao.

Holy toledo

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

200 bad things posted:

wow humble brag much?

Lol

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Catchy tune

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Ugh, there's nothing worse than a white person

I can think of a bunch of things, all backed by mountains of data, statistics, and scientific evidence.


butterbar posted:

Middle class gangster? You mean kanye west?

lol this. also the entire "Wolf Pack" - like Earl Sweatshirt's mom is a tenured professor at UCLA Law who makes about 275K/year.

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

Mameluke posted:

can't believe it's 2017 and there's a worse white pride rapper than Hi-Caliber
He has Parkinson's disease and is asking for donations for medical expenses because his Tea Party friends wouldn't help him.

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
bump

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I heard some Skepta last week, it was p dope

Akkabar Abdul
Jan 31, 2006
Camel Rider
This is cringe worthy, whats your target audience here?

and do you expect anyone to seriously listen to this, like in their car? It'll never happen.

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Sorry you had to be subjected to that drivel when the superior caucasian rapper did this years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWlYJbikDnk

Woah another Krispy Kreme fan! Here's a good collab with Money-Maker Mac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFC2ILLOVU

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