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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I have to drive to Buffalo tomorrow for some quick business at a casino's HR office on Tuesday.

Where do I eat and find whores to bang and get pregnant? Should I go putt putt and eat ice cream or just read a book in my hotel?

Post ITT if you know whether or not Buffalo sux or if it rules and why.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Drink.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


close the thread, we're done

Namen
Mar 23, 2004
BEES! BEES IN THE CAR! BEES EVERYWHERE!
As an ex Buffalo person, I suggest the following.

If you are downtown, you have a few options:

1. Chippewa is where the club scene is. I've never liked that scene, but hey maybe that's your thing. All the bros and hoes you could ask for.

2. Allentown (Allen St, really) is where all the hipster / indie / dive bars are. Some personal favorites are Nietzsche's (https://www.yelp.ca/biz/nietzsches-buffalo) and The Old Pink (https://www.yelp.ca/biz/old-pink-buffalo). I used to hang out here a lot (because I'm probably an indie hipster) and always enjoyed it. Everyone is chill and the drinks are cheap.

3. There's apparently stuff to do Canalside (https://www.canalsidebuffalo.com/) but this became a thing after I left, so I don't know if it's good or not.

4. If you have access to a car and don't mind cigar smoke, there's a bar in the north towns called Alternative Brew's (http://www.alternativebrews.com/) that has some really great beer (but sometimes has some old timey classic rock cover bands playing, in case that's not your thing). It *is* a cigar bar though so be prepared to smell like cigar smoke. It's worth it for the Honey Brown Ale though.

5. Also downtown is Pearl Street Grill & Brewery (http://pearlstreetgrill.com/). Great micro brews, good food. Recommended.

Namen fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Jan 16, 2017

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
Teds hot dogs for lunch.

Namen
Mar 23, 2004
BEES! BEES IN THE CAR! BEES EVERYWHERE!

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Teds hot dogs for lunch.

Also Mighty Taco. Your rear end in a top hat may not thank you but your tastebuds will.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

and eat wings!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
OP please tell everyone in the HR department that they can suck my loving balls. gently caress HR.

Namen
Mar 23, 2004
BEES! BEES IN THE CAR! BEES EVERYWHERE!

Chinatown posted:

and eat wings!

Oh yeah. Wings. Duff's has some great wings and they have a few locations. So does the Nine-Eleven Tavern in South Buffalo. Also the Anchor Bar.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Chinatown posted:

and eat wings!

Weck too!

Bruce Boxlicker
Jul 26, 2004



Fun Shoe

Namen posted:

As an ex Buffalo person, I suggest the following.

If you are downtown, you have a few options:

1. Chippewa is where the club scene is. I've never liked that scene, but hey maybe that's your thing. All the bros and hoes you could ask for.



I've visited friends there. Don't do this. Your odds of getting stabbed are pretty good. Every night we were there fights were spewing out onto the street constantly. Buncha apes. I watched some guy get choke slammed onto the hood of a Viper at one point.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Dave_Indeed posted:

I have to drive to Buffalo tomorrow for some quick business at a casino's HR office


are you gonna have to slap a bitch??

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dave_Indeed posted:

I have to drive to Buffalo tomorrow for some quick business at a casino's HR office on Tuesday.

Where do I eat and find whores to bang and get pregnant? Should I go putt putt and eat ice cream or just read a book in my hotel?

Post ITT if you know whether or not Buffalo sux or if it rules and why.



it both suck and rules, because my family comes from there. Hope you don't freeze to death

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
leave

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

did that two generations ago. Buffalo sucks

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Heard they shut Backpage down or something, so gonna be tougher to find some whores OP. My goondolences.

You can just try and find some BBW's, like me. It's not the ideal situation but somebody's gotta do it

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Buffalo doesn't have Uber or Lyft

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

EugeneJ posted:

Buffalo doesn't have Uber or Lyft

what the hell? it is a city, they have an NFL team and everything

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

BeefThief posted:

are you gonna have to slap a bitch??

Nah just integrating a new fingerprint computer I made for them to do background checks on. Everyone should still have jobs and want to gently caress me by the time I leave.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

Heard they shut Backpage down or something, so gonna be tougher to find some whores OP. My goondolences.

You can just try and find some BBW's, like me. It's not the ideal situation but somebody's gotta do it

A lot of police people I know are pissed about that for some reason. I guess they were making a lot of arrests based on that so you would think that it's good, but apparently not?? I haven't asked why yet.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dave_Indeed posted:

Nah just integrating a new fingerprint computer I made for them to do background checks on. Everyone should still have jobs and want to gently caress me by the time I leave.

what if I want to gently caress you now?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I think there's some waterfall near there to see

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
You could tour the Museum of Disability History, enjoy classical Irish theater, or visit some Frank Lloyd Wright buildings.
To really get that 'Buffalo experience' though, just eat, drink, and be sullen!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
There's a Sabres game tomorrow night:
https://www.stubhub.com/buffalo-sab...ceWithFees=true

There's a Picasso exhibit at the Albright Knox Art Gallery:
https://www.albrightknox.org/art/exhibitions

Canalside has some sort of Winterfest with ice skating (it's right next to where the Sabres play):
https://www.canalsidebuffalo.com/things-to-do/chillabration2017/2017-01-15/

If you're into architecture, you can go to tour Frank Lloyd Wright's Darwin Martin House - it's the top Buffalo attraction on TripAdvisor:
http://www.darwinmartinhouse.org/

Here's the Rolling Stones visiting there in 2015

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what if I want to gently caress you now?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Flambeau posted:

You could tour the Museum of Disability History

no one wants to come visit your house

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

EugeneJ posted:

There's a Sabres game tomorrow night:
https://www.stubhub.com/buffalo-sab...ceWithFees=true

There's a Picasso exhibit at the Albright Knox Art Gallery:
https://www.albrightknox.org/art/exhibitions

Canalside has some sort of Winterfest with ice skating (it's right next to where the Sabres play):
https://www.canalsidebuffalo.com/things-to-do/chillabration2017/2017-01-15/

If you're into architecture, you can go to tour Frank Lloyd Wright's Darwin Martin House - it's the top Buffalo attraction on TripAdvisor:
http://www.darwinmartinhouse.org/

Here's the Rolling Stones visiting there in 2015


my god Buffalo is awful.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

luv 2 date boys posted:

no one wants to come visit your house

lol

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
eat the wings

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

eat the wings

Literally every podunk town in america has better wings than buffalo. It was the one thing they had, and everyone was better at it then them

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop

luv 2 date boys posted:

no one wants to come visit your house

But I worked really hard on this diorama

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

luv 2 date boys posted:

no one wants to come visit your house

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamn!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
tell us about the fingerprint computer op, that's p cool

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
is it windows hello, do u support oidc, or what's the auth protocol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Say hi to the buffalo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

let it mellow posted:

is it windows hello, do u support oidc, or what's the auth protocol

W7, no oidc, secure ftp using 3des encryption. Most applicants use the nist standard as opposed to he fbi standard. Attach a 500dpi scan of the prints and Im all set. P easy work.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Dave_Indeed posted:

W7, no oidc, secure ftp using 3des encryption. Most applicants use the nist standard as opposed to he fbi standard. Attach a 500dpi scan of the prints and Im all set. P easy work.

u could maybe make a lot more money if u look into the new dfars regulations which require nist 800-171 compliance for everything, and there's a thing there that calls for mfa (which biometrics counts as one) for any non privileged network access. It's incredibly stupid but it exists and dod at least won't back down, so look into attaching ur thing to radius for 8021x auth

plz enjoy this pro tip

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

let it mellow posted:

u could maybe make a lot more money if u look into the new dfars regulations which require nist 800-171 compliance for everything, and there's a thing there that calls for mfa (which biometrics counts as one) for any non privileged network access. It's incredibly stupid but it exists and dod at least won't back down, so look into attaching ur thing to radius for 8021x auth

plz enjoy this pro tip

lol nerd

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

:agreed:

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