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My buddy is an instructor at what I believe is some kind of crossfit gym in the city and he keeps trying to get me to come push tires over and jump over them with him. I told him, no, gently caress you, I have three dead trees in the woods out back and a few axes why don't you turds come over and chop this poo poo up and push it around and split it up and stack it up for me. So now he and some others want to drive out to the boonies, chop up all of my dead trees and jump over them or whatever these turd boys do. Chopping wood is solid cardio for sure... I just didn't think anyone would take this request seriously. I probably should say no because they will certainly cut each others feet off and sue me but I really don't want to go outside for the next few months so maybe I let this happen and have a bonfire after. Pictured: Some chick that could be lifting a log of wood instead of a stupid barbell 
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on the one hand, crossfit is so loving stupid and dangerous from an athletics standpoint on the other,
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Jan 18, 2017 17:07
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Dave_Indeed posted:I probably should say no because they will certainly cut each others feet off and sue me but I really don't want to go outside for the next few months so maybe I let this happen and have a bonfire after.
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Jan 18, 2017 17:08
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and yeah for real make em sign a waiver or something because i guarantee you one of those chucklefucks will gently caress up with the axe
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Jan 18, 2017 17:09
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make the axes really dull and then film them to see how long they will wail on a tree before giving up BAM cut to title "CROSSFIT"
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Jan 18, 2017 17:09
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crossfit is only dangerous because it convinces unathletic and genetically untalented people to do things only real athletes should be doing.
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Jan 18, 2017 17:10
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crossfit is dangerous because it says "LOL WHAT'S FORM?" and then makes people do questionably effective exercises way past the point where it is healthy
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Jan 18, 2017 17:12
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it's the boonies, OP, you might as well shoot them to save time
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Jan 18, 2017 17:12
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Dave_Indeed posted:My buddy is an instructor at what I believe is some kind of crossfit gym in the city and he keeps trying to get me to come push tires over and jump over them with him. I wanna be her little spoon :3
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Jan 18, 2017 17:13
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Fat Shat Sings posted:make the axes really dull and then film them to see how long they will wail on a tree before giving up poo poo you'll be wacking on those fuckers for a really long time with sharp axes. Everyone that comes here has a weird fascination with chopping wood but they're gassed in 40 seconds every time and come back with blisters all over their hands.
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Jan 18, 2017 17:14
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last time i chopped wood my back nearly gave out and a chunk of wood flew back, hit me in the eye, and give me a proper shiner
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Jan 18, 2017 17:22
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I think they'd appreciate the need to do it properly to avoid hurting their backs and/or wrecking anything. But asking them to watch videos and read up on it first couldn't hurt.
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Jan 18, 2017 17:23
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Nah, just hand them a bunch of felling axes and tell em to let 'er rip
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Jan 18, 2017 17:26
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Fat Shat Sings posted:make the axes really dull and then film them to see how long they will wail on a tree before giving up Seconded
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Jan 18, 2017 17:28
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RandomPauI posted:I think they'd appreciate the need to do it properly to avoid hurting their backs and/or wrecking anything. But asking them to watch videos and read up on it first couldn't hurt. yeah but that's exactly why crossfit sucks, because they don't appreciate the need to do it properly to avoid injury whatsoever and it even encourages you to ignore the 'proper way' in favor of 'huge gains bro no risk no reward push it!'
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Jan 18, 2017 17:28
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I wanna be her little spoon :3 Seconded
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Jan 18, 2017 17:28
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you're gonna record this right OP? maybe edit in some heavy metal and sick transitions while "CROSSFIT" flashes across the screen repeatedly.
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Jan 18, 2017 17:29
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Moridin920 posted:on the one hand, crossfit is so loving stupid and dangerous from an athletics standpoint This girl is probably not doing crossfit because she's actually fit and not visibly nursing a self inflicted injury.
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Jan 18, 2017 17:29
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I liked the documentary about them competing. I ate some food and drank beer while watching
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Jan 18, 2017 17:29
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CharlestonJew posted:you're gonna record this right OP? maybe edit in some heavy metal and sick transitions while "CROSSFIT" flashes across the screen repeatedly. If this is what crossfit is sure. 
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Jan 18, 2017 17:34
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I just see a ***** that would feel like 2 flat rocks put together and also she's physically stronger and would know that well-before we were ********
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Jan 18, 2017 17:48
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EVERY MORNING I PUT ON MY LEG WARMERS AND PALM-SLAP "JANE FONDA JAZZERCISES WITH THE SOLID GOLD DANCERS" INTO MY BETAMAX
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Jan 18, 2017 17:52
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Dave_Indeed posted:poo poo you'll be wacking on those fuckers for a really long time with sharp axes. Everyone that comes here has a weird fascination with chopping wood but they're gassed in 40 seconds every time and come back with blisters all over their hands. i don't mind chopping wood and i don't care if the crossfit's no good take what you need and jump over the rest they should have never have taken the very best (free dad gay)
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Jan 18, 2017 17:54
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I had some logs from a construction site that I threw to my buddy. He had some big great idea about chopping them up with axes but I was able to convince him that that idea is dumb as gently caress I just rent a chainsaw. People have some big romantic idea about cutting wood with axes and I do not understand where it comes from
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Jan 18, 2017 18:00
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Ive done it. It's hard.
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Jan 18, 2017 18:10
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down n out posted:Nah, just hand them a bunch of felling axes and tell em to let 'er rip
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Jan 18, 2017 18:11
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Mozi posted:(free dad gay)
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Jan 18, 2017 18:11
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Let them come chop your wood and then get laid OP. Just try to avoid splinters
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Jan 18, 2017 18:14
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I made a thread once that was like mostly girls like this boy i remember those days it got shut down though cause GBS is mostly fat people
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Jan 18, 2017 18:14
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This is the same premise as the Nathan For You episode, The Movement. Get the gym bunnies to chop your wood for fitness OP
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Jan 18, 2017 18:18
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that lady can chop my dead wood to bits anytime 
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Jan 18, 2017 18:48
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Lil Peeler posted:I had some logs from a construction site that I threw to my buddy. He had some big great idea about chopping them up with axes but I was able to convince him that that idea is dumb as gently caress I just rent a chainsaw. People have some big romantic idea about cutting wood with axes and I do not understand where it comes from I'm pretty sure it's that lumberjacks are considered the manliest of the manly and that popular media has used a dude chopping wood as a device to either get ripped or show off how ripped he is. That and old westerns and poo poo where the true salt of the earth people chop their own wood and till their own fields with their bare hands. Nevermind that lumberjacks use saws like any non-retarded person would since they have been around for centuries.
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Jan 18, 2017 18:57
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There was a guy kipping the heck out of some pull ups today at the gym. And people were dropping rubber plates from dizzying heights or half deadlifts every two seconds. They have an isolated CrossFit area to keep them contained. If I'd had my phone at the gym and kept up with the board between sets I could've sent them here. Do you have anything that needs to be picked up and dropped?
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Jan 18, 2017 19:09
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Mameluke posted:This is the same premise as the Nathan For You episode, The Movement. What's Nathan for You? the movement is a fitness lifestyle event book written by Jack Garbarino https://www.amazon.ca/Movement-this...ds=the+movement
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xjohnson posted:I just see a ***** that would feel like 2 flat rocks put together and also she's physically stronger and would know that well-before we were ******** Yeah I guess I've hammered out some chicks with hard butts and I didn't really like it. I like a big soft butt. With that said I'd still let her do me.
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Jan 18, 2017 19:14
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if you have homeowner's liability insurance, you should accept the free labor if you dont, you should ensure any accidents are fatal (bring your own axe)
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Jan 18, 2017 19:16
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I do Crossfit.
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Jan 18, 2017 19:17
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yoga babes > crossfit babes
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Smash it Smash hit posted:yoga babes > crossfit babes  And now a 20 minute time out while everyone whacks it.
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Dave_Indeed posted:Pictured: Some chick that could be lifting a log of wood instead of a stupid barbell That is a guy you moron. Chicks have tits.
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