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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
a kid wearing gym shorts and reflective glasses to church whispers off in the distance:






"wimpos..."

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Poor Saint Isaias Boner

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
if you send me a re-reg gift certificate, I have a good idea for a ban-worthy post I've been waiting to use

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
:yikes:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
See guys? Saint Shmorky's Boner is putting in work, what's y'alls excuse?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
That wasn't the only whore of a thread I've seen today, OP.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

unpleasantly turgid posted:

See guys? Saint Shmorky's Boner is putting in work, what's y'alls excuse?

show me the way

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
They already banned all the best posters and poo poo posters like us aren't even worth banning

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Everyone's worth banning imo

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Perma everyone

Make registering an account a permabannable offense

Delete every forum

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Jimmy Hats posted:

They already banned all the best posters and poo poo posters like us aren't even worth banning

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


im the one eyed man living in the world of the blind, AMA

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
Does anyone know the hack to make threads unreadable by mods? We could all make the most ban-worthy posts (burgerdog+goatse) and none of the hawks would ever know.

I think this hack exists. Computer wizards confirm/deny?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

unpleasantly turgid posted:

Does anyone know the hack to make threads unreadable by mods? We could all make the most ban-worthy posts (burgerdog+goatse) and none of the hawks would ever know.

I think this hack exists. Computer wizards confirm/deny?

Alt+f4

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I think Saint Isaias Boner just autobanned his parachute account too lmao

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

bradzilla posted:

I think Saint Isaias Boner just autobanned his parachute account too lmao

Guess it was his turn.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

guns for tits posted:

im the one eyed man living in the world of the blind, AMA

which max payne is ur favorite

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


stump collector posted:

which max payne is ur favorite

The one where you shoot the guys in slow motion

Edit: and jump to the side

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
First real ban of the day, and it's the taxman

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Dr Cheeto posted:

First real ban of the day, and it's the taxman

Don't ask him what he's banned you for
Unless you want to be banned more

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Haven't you heard op? The mods on this comedy website only ban/probate people who make funny posts.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Julian Assange's rape accusations are likely a ploy by the US gov and its allies to discredit any incriminating data he might release.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
No! They got saint boner too? Nooooooooooooo!

*rushes off to da colony*

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Oh just an autoban. He got better.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

welp another forums dramabomb just exploded in qcs, check out the leper's colony now lmao

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Nathilus posted:

Oh just an autoban. He got better.

he's not coming back





NOPE!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lol like there would ever be another result to lowtax reading qcs

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

BirryJoru posted:

he's not coming back

Well thats a shame. There goes one more decent (utter poo poo) poster. You went before your time and will be missed. Requiescat in pace.

Also I went to look at the qcs drama thread. Yeah situation normal, qcs still unspeakably bad. Haha. Sky status: not falling, hell status: still warm

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Sometimes I read qcs for a few minutes then stop, and at that point I notice I've been unconsciously pantomiming INTENSE cocksucking motions.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I just posted in the QCS thread so I think I'm on my way to the colony, :krust: forever boys

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

bradzilla posted:

welp another forums dramabomb just exploded in qcs, check out the leper's colony now lmao

try spamming the thread with longcat and report back.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Dial-a-Dog posted:

I just posted in the QCS thread so I think I'm on my way to the colony, :krust: forever boys

:gay:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Somebody clue me in on the drama, is it still about Shmorky and let's players :confused:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it doesn't matter what the drama is. whenever lowtax grudgingly reads the forums, he bans anyone who stands out as being terrible. everyone who posts exclusively in qcs fits that description.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

KomodoWagon posted:

Perma everyone

Make registering an account a permabannable offense

Delete every forum

you're making a lot of sense

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the crime is posting the sentence is permaban

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Forum drama is the worst. I just want to read posts that make me "laugh out loud"

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I opened qcs and immediately regretted it.

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Moridin920 posted:

the crime is posting the sentence is permaban

It is so for us all in the end, if u think about it.

We all are born, we post, and eventually it is perma time.

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