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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69mzA-3xE-Y

The middle of the day just as Price is Right is getting started is the perfect time for what is destined to be a trainwreck of a thread. I submit to you the Titlemax commercial where that super hot Miss Louisiana or whatever girl sings like a tone deaf retarded parrot.

Every subsequent post is the contest winner. You may spend your brief time as the champion gloating over the stupid idiots you just annihilated.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's those progresso soup "oh you're an adult now eat progresso" commercials.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

The General auto insurance.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
1877 kars 4 kids

1877 kars 4 kids

1877 kars 4 kids

donate your car today*

*to send kids to private religious schools and fund trips to Israel

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Behold, the most punchable spunky teenager ever to exist, making GBS threads all over the ghost of Ian Dury to pimp cereal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S6N_gQPYIM

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Your job's your credit you poors. Might be racist.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g6CslpftOe4

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ

I love this actress but god drat this stupid jungle is annoying.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9OKXtzHtE

GET YOUR poo poo TOGETHER CONSTRUCTION GUY!!!!!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

definitely the budweiser "Whazaaaaaaaa" commercials

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

definitely the budweiser "Whazaaaaaaaa" commercials

The first one was loving awesome.

wuzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bnanI9jXps

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
I cut this hair. I wash this hair. I mess this hair up if I want to mess this hair up.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Dave_Indeed posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9OKXtzHtE

GET YOUR poo poo TOGETHER CONSTRUCTION GUY!!!!!

JG Wentworth commercials own. Mods please ban this man.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

poopnanners posted:

1877 kars 4 kids

1877 kars 4 kids

1877 kars 4 kids

donate your car today*

*to send kids to private religious schools and fund trips to Israel

this is the correct answer, but this one is a close runner-up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR6JtMIdMuU

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Gurf threads.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Anything that takes up a whole ad block with Sarah McLaughlin and sad dogs.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I don't know if you guys ever listen to iheartradio, but they always have commercials where it sounds like the guy is saying "Hey! This is Nerf for our client TrueCar!"

They are so goddamn annoying. His name must not be Nerf through because that doesn't come up on google, who is this rear end in a top hat?

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

https://youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

:rolleyes:

e: ok :nms: just in case

ROFL Octopus fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Feb 23, 2017

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The CEO of Alarm Force has the worst delivery imaginable, I would never ever buy one of their products simply because they let him poo poo up the airwaves with that delivery.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


lol what the gently caress

"And they should never be so close to ---AUGHGHGJGH"

There are no accidents. Because sous chefs have complete control over the architectural layout of their kitchen and oven placement therein.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YoGOptTBW4

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
RockAuto ads

if your budget sucks so much that you cant animate your cartoon better than Space Ghost, just forget it and have a dude talk to the camera about your product for 30 seconds

just stop

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

food court bailiff posted:

Anything that takes up a whole ad block with Sarah McLaughlin and sad dogs.

These are definitely the worst.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
our station got calls day and night when this was airing. people were so pissed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QnmJVPtPDk

it's even worse when you consider how the volume jumps in the transition from programming to commercial.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

haha I just imagine Gordon Ramsay popping in form the side of the screen

:ramsay:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isVqbjceOLU

This, especially the extended one they play a lot where she repeats that like 10 times.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Oh wat, I just remembered the worst one ever. It's for the show First Take and Max Kellerman yells "Catch those vapors Stephen A!"

When you watch a game on ESPN3 they literally show this about 40 times, not even an exaggeration.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
This is the worst commercial of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjAKtHhTGg

It's so aggravating that it still bothers me years after it stopped airing.

I guess Cablevision/Optimum was trying to market to the hispanic population? Please, anyone, if you have never seen it, please watch/listen and report back.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I never see commercials

I don't even own a TV

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

BirryJoru posted:

HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

For the people that may not have heard it before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYI0bPnvzOY

gently caress, I forgot about the hammer driver.

BAAAM!!!!

AAAOOOOOGGGHHH!!!!!!!

MUSCLE MILK!!!

GOOOLF!!!!!!

Big surprise but this driver actually sucked poo poo.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

food court bailiff posted:

Anything that takes up a whole ad block with Sarah McLaughlin and sad dogs.

IN THE AAAAAAAAAAAARMS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF AN ANGEL

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I don't even own a TV

This is more irritating than all these commercials combined.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I want to cave in the skull of whoever greenlit that goddamn Cars For Kids ad

I randomly hear it on the radio no matter where I am in the country


Oh no now I'm thinking about it gently caress

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I never see commercials

I don't even own a TV

You sure post a lot about tv shows for someone without a tv. I'm starting to think I can't trust anything you say!

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Nice try, I'm not watching any commercials on purpose, let alone bad and irritating ones

Pube Factory
Jun 10, 2001
Pretty much the only thing I'm good at is growing these beautiful, thick pubes
all commercials are invasive and weird

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4QNXnNftWk

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