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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyr5jD4uxOs Fucker ain't gonna drop her little giraffee from her giraffe cooka but people are watching for days on end. It's the most boring thing to watch ever, have fun/ It's probably a male anyways and this is a stupid publicity stunt mark my words there is no baby giraffe showing up any time soon. Grem fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Feb 25, 2017 |
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:34 |
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what the gently caress is that thing
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:34 |
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Giraffes give birth standing up, this thing has been laying down for like 5 minutes now, don't hold your breath folks!
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:39 |
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:44 |
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i think its hurt
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:44 |
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You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:45 |
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It's still just laying down not even trying or anything.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:58 |
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why do they keep saying it's in labor, it looks to me like it's just pregnant and chillin'
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 22:08 |
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I just saw it take a poop, so that was pretty cool.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 22:10 |
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What's the going price for fresh giraffe placenta on the TCM market? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 22:30 |
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does giraffe have spots for camoflauge? because i've never had a hard time seeing the giraffe in a video or photo- i mean its right there its the 20ft tall thing in the middle of the screen with the spots all over.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:00 |
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I thought that Giraffes lay eggs.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:00 |
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how many baby giraffes are in each litter
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:01 |
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JiveHonky posted:does giraffe have spots for camoflauge? because i've never had a hard time seeing the giraffe in a video or photo- i mean its right there its the 20ft tall thing in the middle of the screen with the spots all over. It helps them tell each other apart. They're dumb as a brick though so it doesn't help much.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:14 |
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I am a goon and I too hate giraffes for no reason. Giraffes are cool.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:15 |
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huh?
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JiveHonky posted:does giraffe have spots for camoflauge? because i've never had a hard time seeing the giraffe in a video or photo- i mean its right there its the 20ft tall thing in the middle of the screen with the spots all over.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:18 |
a retard lion would never see that poo poo
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:18 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:a retard lion would never attack that poo poo
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:19 |
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They took down the live stream so this thread doesn't make sense anymore and OP looks like a crazy person.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:20 |
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There was a livecam for a giraffe giving birth in Dallas. After the baby giraffe was born my mom would keep a window open on her work computer and watch the giraffe running around and playing in its pen. She loved that giraffe and would tell me about the cute things she saw it do sometimes when we talked on the phone. Anyway 3 months in the giraffe was running around and hit a gate, snapping its neck and killing it instantly
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:23 |
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Soundboz posted:Anyway 3 months in the giraffe was running around and hit a gate, snapping its neck and killing it instantly This for real actually made me laugh out loud at work. It was a very quiet laugh, but still audible. Haha, loving idiot giraffe.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:26 |
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idiot giraffes they get horny and have sex with each other and lay 30,000 giraffe eggs and suddenly your smashing into them on your motorcycle or chasing your dog around while it sprints desperately away hauling half a giraffe carcass. when i was a kid i had to sit around at dusk and shoot giraffes with an air rifle so they wouldnt eat all the tamaters. i had to slit a giraffe throat after it got tangled up in a barbed wire fence like a rettard. every member of my immediate family has killed a giraffe with an automobile. you dont even need to hunt them anymore theyre more than capable of killing themselves and theres always about 7 or 8 little andre the giants ready to replace them. kill all the giraffes and eat their flesh is whatnibalways say
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:30 |
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Here's a link to the new livestream so we can all experience the miracle of life together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyr5jD4uxOs
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:33 |
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:43 |
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Guess they don't spay or neuter their animals.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:45 |
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Bitter fly posted:You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back. I always thought that was just some weird throwaway line that got left in the movie for lolrandom until I learned about the sexual preferences of giraffes.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:53 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Guess they don't spay or neuter their animals. bob barker is fuggin PISSED
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 23:55 |
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I walked away for a bit and the stupid baby giraffe is STILL all up in his mom's body, this is loving retarded she is never, ever giving birth.She fooled that stupid giraffe next to her into committing now he's on the hook lol.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:39 |
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Grem posted:I walked away for a bit and the stupid baby giraffe is STILL all up in his mom's body, this is loving retarded she is never, ever giving birth.She fooled that stupid giraffe next to her into committing now he's on the hook lol. From the description: quote:Bulls (male giraffes) only really care about two things- fighting and the unmentionable.... Oliver don't give a fuuuu about that baby.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:43 |
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Oliver is pretty smart. This mom giraffe is stupid as gently caress and can't even poop a baby.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:44 |
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can we get a stats goon to plot the space in there
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:48 |
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Shaquin posted:can we get a stats goon to plot the space in there That giraffe uterus is prolly a lot cheaper than most NY apartments, keep me updated
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:56 |
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They turned the lights off and idiot giraffe mom still can't figure out how to get the baby out.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:27 |
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TIL that giraffes sleep standing up.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 02:32 |
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Who What Now posted:This for real actually made me laugh out loud at work. It was a very quiet laugh, but still audible. The first laugh I've gotten in 14 years here. Woohoo.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 04:29 |
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This is gonna be a livestreamed stillbirth and it's gonna be sad unless the dead baby drops directly into some tasty hot broth.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 04:37 |
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How do they know its pregnant? Maybe it's just fat.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 04:52 |
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WatermelonGun posted:This is gonna be a livestreamed stillbirth and it's gonna be sad unless the dead baby drops directly into some tasty hot broth. This also made me laugh. Apparently I find baby giraffes getting killed hilarious.
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