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its the new weird twitter |
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Mar 2, 2017 07:19
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the weirdest ice cream is neapolitan if you think about it. |
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Mar 2, 2017 07:20
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Mar 2, 2017 07:31
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non-diary
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Mar 2, 2017 08:14
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Mar 2, 2017 08:37
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Ein cooler Typ posted:non-diary so... ice? ---------------- |
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Mar 2, 2017 08:37
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ice cream to meet you
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Mar 2, 2017 08:38
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tortilla chip ice cream
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Mar 2, 2017 09:41
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pistachio and orange sherbet play dough flavored double whipped ice cream candy corn ice cream |
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Mar 2, 2017 09:43
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| ice cream that tastes like a snow cone | |
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Mar 2, 2017 09:44
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Spumoni is Neapolitan's sexier Italian cousin and is superior in every way |
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Mar 2, 2017 09:53
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vanisher fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Mar 2, 2017 |
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Mar 2, 2017 10:38
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ahh, the aphrodisiac dessert
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Mar 2, 2017 15:51
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Mar 2, 2017 15:53
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just like grandma makes it! |
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Mar 2, 2017 16:12
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I was eating like regular, and bit into something hard. I didn't know what it was so I spit it out and found this |
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Mar 2, 2017 17:17
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It's all coming together
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Mar 2, 2017 18:14
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*Lightning prickles across the roof of the Nestle ice cream department as down in the bowels of the subterranean R&D laboratory, a man in a suit stands with scientist who cackles maniacally while pulling various levers.* Nestle director: "So what was so important that I had to come down here personally?" Scientist: "They laughed at me! They all said I was crazy! Well who's laughing now? Aaahahahhahaa!!" *As he continues to pull levers a metal orb in the centre of the ceiling begins emitting electrical sparks which arc across to smaller orbs placed in the corners of the room* ND: "I'm kind of busy, is this a new produc..." S: "I've finally done it, all these years spent researching the power of lightning!! I've done it! I've finally determined and harnessed the true flavour of... ICE....aaahhaahahahhaha" ND: "..." "You're fired" |
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Mar 2, 2017 19:00
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What if it was ice crean...but weird?!?
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Mar 2, 2017 21:41
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Ben and Jerrys Purple Monkey Cheese Ice Cream
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Mar 2, 2017 21:41
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Ice Cream, but instead of ice, it's the opposite of ice, its hot stones, and instead of cream, its the opposite of cream,which is fiberglass. Hot Stones Fiberglass, for you to eat, flavored like the opposite of Strawberries, which is bees.
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Mar 2, 2017 21:43
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Mar 2, 2017 21:50
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"h-here's the new flavor prototype, m-m-mr. magnum" "thanks steve, it tastes great. tastes a little like cum though. your cum, specifically. did you you cum in this, steve?" "  ""it's okay, steve. sometimes we forget our deadlines, sometimes we cum in the cream. it just happens. I know that when I pass this company on to you, you'll have the instinct to do what's right, and that's what matters." "pass the comp--sir!?" "please steve, call me dave. here, take this extra spoon and dig in. a treat, just for the presidents of magnum  "
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Mar 2, 2017 22:01
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FutonForensic posted:"h-here's the new flavor prototype, m-m-mr. magnum"
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Mar 2, 2017 22:10
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cda posted:Ice Cream, but instead of ice, it's the opposite of ice, its hot stones, and instead of cream, its the opposite of cream,which is fiberglass. Hot Stones Fiberglass, for you to eat, flavored like the opposite of Strawberries, which is bees. lol |
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Mar 3, 2017 06:01
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Put ice cream in a fleshlight to have the experience of loving Elsa, from the animated movie Frozen
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Mar 3, 2017 16:56
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Put ice cream in a gun and shoot it at your brain, to have the experience of being killed by Frosty, from the movie Frosty the Snowman
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Mar 3, 2017 16:56
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Elect ice cream as your senator to have the experience of being represented by Senator Ice Cream, from the movie Senator Ice Cream
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Mar 3, 2017 16:57
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put ice cream in a spoon and put the spoon in your mouth to experience the sensation of true happiness |
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Mar 3, 2017 16:58
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:put ice cream in a spoon and put the spoon in your mouth to experience the sensation of true happiness Too weird for me ---------------- |
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Mar 3, 2017 16:59
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Put a steering wheel in your ice cream and drive it to the Polar Bear Store.
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Mar 3, 2017 17:00
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cda posted:Too weird for me put a scoop of ice cream on your head and wear it like a hat to experience the sensation of "brain freeaze" |
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Mar 3, 2017 17:01
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Mar 3, 2017 17:15
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Mar 3, 2017 17:15
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cda posted:I finally understand the KKK. who wouldn't want to be part of the Krunchy Kreme Kones? |
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Mar 3, 2017 17:22
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*scanning through the pocket rulebook* "well there's no rule that says a carton of vanilla ice cream can't play basketball"
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Mar 3, 2017 17:41
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FutonForensic posted:"h-here's the new flavor prototype, m-m-mr. magnum" Higgins: Magnum, you know the arrangement. Robin Masters lets you stay in his guest house while you design new ice confectionaries on the estate. Magnum: Aw common Higgins. TC is picking me up in the chopper in five minutes to investigate the murder of Hawaii’s most successful art dealer! Higgins: Get to work! Mr Masters wants five new flavours by the end of the week. *Leaves the room* Magnum: *unzips his pants* Let’s see how you like cum in your ice cream. Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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Mar 4, 2017 07:04
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FutonForensic posted:"thanks steve, it tastes great." Oscar Goldman: Steve, the OSI just received a call from the White House. ISIS has kidnapped the president. They are demanding 10 million dollars worth of ice cream in ransom. You are the only man who can deliver the shipment on time. Steve Austin: Is jizz Halal? Oscar Goldman: I think you know the answer to that. Steve Austin: *unzips his pants* ch-ch-ch-ch-ch |
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Mar 4, 2017 07:26
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