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Dude was minding his own and then a bunch of white kids turned up and were like you have no sound, and kicked dirt, so he ran and was then getting chased by these white kids in Louisiana old days and he ran into a shirt shop and the owner had a cigar box guitar and was like take this and he made a riff so sweet the guys chasing him were like drat thats sweet like a berry dude, and said what your name and he said Chuck, and he put on a small shirt and had a reaction to it because it was impure cotton.
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didn't he diddle a 15 y/o?
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Mar 19, 2017 15:24
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I bet the CIA murdered him
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Glenn Quebec posted:didn't he diddle a 15 y/o? That was Luke Skywalker or Louis someone...
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Mar 19, 2017 15:25
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Kept asking me to play with his ding a ling
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Mar 19, 2017 15:26
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I remember being a huge Chuck Berry fan and then reading that Spy article that outed him as a gigantic creep and coprophile, and basically never listening to him again after that because I could no longer separate his songs from the mental image of a prostitute taking a huge dump on his chest.
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He got a phone call from his cousin one day and on the other end of the line was a white kid from the future inventing rock and roll.
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Mar 19, 2017 15:42
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I'm telling you for the last time Jonny
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I like how his music wasn't utter horseshit like what you kids are listening to. I mean, I could take my iPod on stage too, you know.
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his name was charles then he threw a basktbaall really hard (this is called "chucking") and as u kno b-balls are colloquially known as "berries" so thus became the legend chuck berry
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Mar 19, 2017 21:47
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Remember when he recorded women pissing and making GBS threads at his restaurant?
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Mammal Sauce posted:Remember when he recorded women pissing and making GBS threads at his restaurant? Classic Chuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9kgu71d81U&t=76s
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Mar 19, 2017 21:53
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his best
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Glenn Quebec posted:didn't he diddle a 15 y/o? we lost a mod today
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Mar 19, 2017 21:55
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chuck berry was so fuckin col!
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Mar 19, 2017 21:57
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i remember him being very old and dying, rip
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I liked that video where he had that girl licking his butthole and he farted in her face. Good one Chuck!
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Bimmi posted:I remember being a huge Chuck Berry fan and then reading that Spy article that outed him as a gigantic creep and coprophile, and basically never listening to him again after that because I could no longer separate his songs from the mental image of a prostitute taking a huge dump on his chest. he owned a restaurant and put a camera in the ladies room. when he got caught he said it was to catch an employee who was stealing, but we all know the truth lol rip in peace chuck
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"I can't kiss you, it smells like piss" - Chuck Berry
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Imagine how many times the men's restroom was full so the guys have to take dumps in the women's restroom and Chuck Berry had to watch that lol.
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WatermelonGun posted:"I can't kiss you, it smells like piss" - Chuck Berry Can't kiss the piss
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he punched keith richards in the face
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dee eight posted:he punched keith richards in the face Probably the only man on earth who could do that and get away with it.
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 just look at his friendly smile i will always miss mr. berry's enthusiasm for selling affordable and reliable undergarments
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Bimmi posted:Probably the only man on earth who could do that and get away with it. Keith Richards isn't able to feel pain and even he'd think it's awesome to get punched by Chuck Berry
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Bimmi posted:Probably the only man on earth who could do that and get away with it. I'm pretty sure all members of the stones, living or dead, have done that too
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Mar 20, 2017 01:09
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I wonder how his cousin Marvin is taking the loss
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Chuck Berry more like Buckcherry
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WatermelonGun posted:I'm pretty sure all members of the stones, living or dead, have done that too You're thinking of Mick, who is an eminently punchable little fairy-boy. Keef would tear your goddamn liver out and eat it in front of you, or just shoot you if he's in a hurry. You don't gently caress with The Crooner, man. Egbert Souse posted:Keith Richards isn't able to feel pain and even he'd think it's awesome to get punched by Chuck Berry My point.
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FAAAARRRTT!!
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OP's username is a fitting tribute to the thread's subject matter
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im glad hes dead
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Mar 20, 2017 04:46
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He's making GBS threads in angels mouths with the lord now
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Hattori Handjob posted:He's making GBS threads in angels mouths with the lord now Amen, may he forever look under the stall of public toilets in spirit.
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