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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




We know Japan has some crazy-rear end vending machines, but I know we can make some better/worse ones.

Who doesn't like bees?


Some nice bland food, perhaps?


Hasty blanks:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Maybe one with assorted chibs but a mechanical foot stomps them to crumbs after you buy them. :munch:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
A vending machine that reels backwards when you make your selection, pulling your snack out of your reach

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
These are awful. I'm not wasting my money on any of this. :colbert:

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

FlimFlam Imam posted:

These are awful. I'm not wasting my money on any of this. :colbert:

Sorry, my last one was much too of a half-assed attempt. How about this?

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

:wow:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
goddamn :xd:

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

woah

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

:newlol:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

:boom:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Real!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


Hello? AFFAIR Rentals? Yes I'd like to arrange a permanent rental. Is that a thing?

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

...and the pitch! posted:

Hello? AFFAIR Rentals? Yes I'd like to arrange a permanent rental. Is that a thing?

Buying something? Yes, it is.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



Um, this thread is for awful food dispensers. This is fantastic.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

lol

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

but you have to sit through a 30 minute lecture before you get your bitcoins

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

gnarlyhotep posted:

but you have to sit through a 30 minute lecture before you get your bitcoins

Dude. . . . you never get your bitcoins.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Blistex posted:

Dude. . . . you never get your bitcoins.

jesus stfu don't tell them that

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.


lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

:eyepop:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010



VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

No, wait:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


gently caress

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I'd use this

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012





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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


This is the output side of the London spermbank ones right?

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PsychicToaster
Jan 12, 2010


I am terrible with GIMP. The perspective tool is wonky. Or I'm clueless/lazy. Probably both.

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