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i heard its somebodys birthday in this cell heres your hat and margarita
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Can I get a refill on these nachos please
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Apr 2, 2017 21:48
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I thought they were going to let me surf when they talked about waterboarding. 
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Apr 2, 2017 21:49
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there are no free refills in the guacamole bay detention center
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Apr 2, 2017 21:51
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Please administer my guacamole via rectal tube thank you
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Apr 2, 2017 21:51
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Thirsty Girl posted:there are no free refills in the guacamole bay detention center Check please.
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Apr 2, 2017 21:52
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*Is forcefully fed guacamole rectally*
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Apr 2, 2017 21:53
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NOOOO NOT THE GHOST PEPPER SAUCE
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Apr 2, 2017 21:55
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sorry we don't take cash do you avacado
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Apr 2, 2017 21:56
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these are some drat fine chips allah ackbar
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Apr 2, 2017 21:58
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I'm more of a salsa verde man.
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Apr 2, 2017 21:58
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9/11 was good
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Apr 2, 2017 22:00
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please sign up your friends back home for coupons and special deals
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Apr 2, 2017 22:05
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Pass the chips
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Apr 2, 2017 22:19
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have you ever smelled 500,000,000 cubic meters of rancid guacamole? this place is truly hell on earth
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Apr 2, 2017 22:23
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*rips your toenails out and runs margarita salt in the wound
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Apr 2, 2017 22:29
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Is guacamole bay like an actual thing like cheddar bay except at the red lobster for Mexican food
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Apr 2, 2017 22:32
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Alan Smithee posted:Is guacamole bay like an actual thing like cheddar bay except at the red lobster for Mexican food our logo is on the menu sir now get down on all fours and bark like a dog
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Apr 2, 2017 22:34
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My rear end in a top hat is hungry! Please feed it! *rattles comically oversized prison bars*
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Apr 2, 2017 22:40
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*forced to buy Jeb!'s $75 guacamole bowl. Noooooo!
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Apr 2, 2017 22:41
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Vastarien posted:*forced to buy Jeb!'s $75 guacamole bowl. lol
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Apr 2, 2017 22:42
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The waiter said this dish was the bomb. Oh shi-
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Apr 2, 2017 22:44
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The margaritas use MTN DEW instead of sweet and sour mix, and the queso is American cheese cubes with a jar of pace dumped on top of it.
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Apr 3, 2017 00:11
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Sanchez has overdone it with the tequila, anybody help me force feeding him?
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Apr 3, 2017 00:15
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Eh? People, why is the sand green?
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Apr 3, 2017 00:17
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Nacho cheese
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Apr 3, 2017 00:19
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No no no no! I asked for baked nachos, not for you to burn Ignacio to death!
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Apr 3, 2017 00:19
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Did You Know that the prepackaged single serving containers of guacamole you often see at the grocery store are sterilized and preserved through a process known as Pascalization? during the Pascalization process, the food is sealed into a container which is then subjected to extremely high hydrostatic pressure. The high pressure environment destroys microorganisms and their spores, just like that! Wow, science sure is something. *scoops great gobbet of guac out of plastic dish with fingers, jams them into mouth*
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Apr 3, 2017 00:31
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oh no please don't lay me on that hot cast iron fajita dish, i'll tell you anything!
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Apr 3, 2017 00:32
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stop salsaboarding me!
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Apr 3, 2017 00:34
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*in queso emergency*
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Apr 3, 2017 01:16
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What you got lemon juice instead of lime? And it's preserved? Stop this inhuman torture!
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Apr 3, 2017 01:18
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i hope everybody likes 'cheeseburger in paradise' because we will be running it on a loop for the next 72 hours
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Apr 3, 2017 01:24
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satanic splash-back posted:*in queso emergency*
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Apr 3, 2017 01:35
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:these are some drat fine chips allah ackbar I'm glad you liked them. Now let's see how much you like them when we force them into your anus
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Apr 3, 2017 01:49
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No no no don't give me those hard corn tortillas
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Apr 3, 2017 01:53
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:No no no don't give me those hard corn tortillas I got them to put extra salt and lime juice on them for you, terrorist scum
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Apr 3, 2017 01:57
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don't leave me hanging 
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Apr 3, 2017 01:57
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*pronounces guacamole as mohl instead of moh-ley*
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Apr 3, 2017 01:58
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But you promised me Pico de gallo! All i got is cooked salsa!
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