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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/bijanstephen/st...23post471035046

Kendall Jenner Evokes Iconic Protest Imagery to Sell Pepsi


So, Pepsi has decided to spice up some historic moments with the refreshing flavor of cola. I was a bit leery at first, but I am a fan of history and thirst quenching soda so I think I'm going to enjoy this new ad campaign.







How has Pepsi touched your life?

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/Boringstein/sta...genumber%3D3867


spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

I'll just drink beer. Thanks anyway.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
I'm not feeling it

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Who cares if some rando hands a Pepsi to a cop. Wow cool. Neat. People care about this

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
it definitely is time to die

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Hahhaha yeah!

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

That Robot posted:

Hahhaha yeah!

I think you mean "OH YEEEAH!"

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNI

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Psycho Society posted:

Who cares if some rando hands a Pepsi to a cop. Wow cool. Neat. People care about this

#bluecansmatter

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I would have sex with the white Armenian woman in the op also just so you all know

Blue Train fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Apr 5, 2017

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Blue Train posted:

I would have sex with the white woman in the op also just so you all know

she's armenian

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
stolen from twitter

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Hot piss on the tip of my lips, dribbling down my chin.

That's Pepsi for ya!

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


diet pepsi tastes like a weak rum and coke

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Which one is kendall jenner? Is that the transsexual one?

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

lol

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


pepsi- taste the brown!

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you don't know the media picked this stuff up last year and have been shilling to you idiots non-stop since Trump won, your equality is designed by Disney and sold to you by Pepsi

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Gaunab posted:

stolen from twitter



Never forget

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Which one is kendall jenner? Is that the transsexual one?

Aren't they all?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

old fat bird posted:

lol if you don't know the media picked this stuff up last year and have been shilling to you idiots non-stop since Trump won, your equality is designed by Disney and sold to you by Pepsi

Here's a thread you might enjoy http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=471036567#post471036567

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bogus Adventure posted:

Aren't they all?

Apparently they are Armenian

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Blue Train posted:

Apparently they are Armenian

Kendall and Kylie are half IIRC. That being said, transsexuality transcends ethnicity.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I think that girl is Armenian

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
this is the company did this after all which is amazing;ly bad. they dont have the best track record for hiring sane marketing ppl



myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice


Time Works The Same Way

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
That's a 33 million document you're mocking there, bub

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go: What, what's the matter?
And she goes: What's the matter with you?
I go: There's nothing wrong mom
And she goes: Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go: No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know,
Why don't you get me a Pepsi
And she goes: No you're on drugs!
I go: Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking
She goes: No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go: Mom just give me a Pepsi, please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pepsi

Read more: Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


myDad posted:



Time Works The Same Way

imagine four cans on the edge of a cliff

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
SNAP into a slimjim!

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
My jaw dropped watching that ad op

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dreddout posted:

My jaw dropped watching that ad op

Same. Then i finished vomiting

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

RC Cola did it.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Lol gently caress

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Colonel Cancer posted:

RC Cola did it.

My dad loves RC Cola. He says it reminds him of the watered down Coke he'd get in Cuba as a child.

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