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Why'd this tragedy befall humble fresno?
White folks deserved it (ironically)
White folks deserved it (unironically)
It's ok dude I'm racist against everyone
kinda tasteless dude don't you think?
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walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
again



Some dude in Fresno killed three people while shouting "Allahu Akbar," which means something in Arabic, I dunno, I'd have to google it

According to police, suspect Kori Ali Muhammad announced that he "hates white people," which is why he killed three of them in the most boring city in California.

Link

Well we pretty much have to have one of these every week so here it is. If you are racist in this thread I will report your rear end sooo hard, so don't even think about it



edit:
Apparently this dude used the alias "Black Jesus" so tbh I think Christians bear at least half the blame here.

walgreenslatino fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Apr 18, 2017

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
we may never know his motivations

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

lol can you imagine getting killed by a guy named Kori

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress AP, they are fake news and lying scum.

https://twitter.com/ap/status/854432857737003010

That's not the same.

crabf
May 29, 2015
What motivated this white pastor to kill people?

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/854448126769467392

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
not a checkbox poll voted 1

mods


knew

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Apparently he was homeless. How did a homeless guy get a gun?

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

do u know jenny posted:

Apparently he was homeless. How did a homeless guy get a gun?

it was actually a revolver, which is an extra deadly type of hobo gun, and will be a category on the CA Prohibited List by nightfall inshallah

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Why even kill three people? Its not like they'll remember it.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

do u know jenny posted:

Apparently he was homeless. How did a homeless guy get a gun?

3D printer.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

*shaking my fist at the sky* drat you Cenk!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

walgreenslatino posted:

Some dude in Fresno killed three people while shouting "Allahu Akbar,"

According to police, suspect Kori Ali Muhammad announced that he "hates white people,"

this is an entirely sane, level-headed reaction to living in fresno, regardless of your ethnicity or religion

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

Why even kill three people? Its not like they'll remember it.

Is this a reference to the spinning restaurant thread?

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

walgreenslatino posted:

*shaking my fist at the sky* drat you Cenk!

Yeah it's a stupid as blaming Trump for everything.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

do u know jenny posted:

Apparently he was homeless. How did a homeless guy get a gun?

sometimes you don't have any change but you still want to make a difference, you know?

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
everyone threw their guns in the trash when arnold made them illegal and now hobos just pull them out of landfills and dumpsters

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
I was gonna say "looks like he'll never be the head of a major corporation," but according to Facebook, my dude is actually "Chief Executive Officer" at "CEO M$O Mastermind $ Organized"

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Kuato posted:

Why even kill three people? Its not like they'll remember it.

I guess they'll never be the head of a major corporation.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

turn off the TV posted:

I guess they'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Haha owned, bitch

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

walgreenslatino posted:

I was gonna say "looks like he'll never be the head of a major corporation," but according to Facebook, my dude is actually "Chief Executive Officer" at "CEO M$O Mastermind $ Organized"

Woah

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

turn off the TV posted:

I guess they'll never be the head of a major corporation.

:eyepop:

And its a reference to that thread where that 4 year old got consumed by alligators in FLA.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

:eyepop:

And its a reference to that thread where that 4 year old got consumed by alligators in FLA.

I guess the thread from a couple days ago about the 4 year old getting killed in the spinning restaurant had a reference to that

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Prorat posted:

gently caress AP, they are fake news and lying scum.

https://twitter.com/ap/status/854432857737003010

That's not the same.

lmao

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
here's the link to this guy's album on iTunes. Pretty baller imo. Just kidding it's moderately bad

He's been promoting it pretty hard, as well as posting "#LetBlackPeopleGo" every day for the past three years

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

quote:

Muhammad has a criminal history in federal court with indications of previously mental health issues, and he filled his Facebook page with ramblings about “Asiatic black national demand” and “the lost found Asiatic black nation.”

Mental health issues, you say?



oh, well

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

turn off the TV posted:

Mental health issues, you say?



oh, well

that looks like your standard SoundCloud artist to me

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


We live in the era where basic hate crimes now qualify as terrorism.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Basic hate crime is one of those cool usernames

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iHXt6DzC9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIDOquxbKQ

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

walgreenslatino posted:

here's the link to this guy's album on iTunes. Pretty baller imo. Just kidding it's moderately bad

He's been promoting it pretty hard, as well as posting "#LetBlackPeopleGo" every day for the past three years

I don't think murder is the most productive way to promote your album.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
RIP black Jesus, I hope Black Hitler is ok :ohdear:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
nothing actually matters lol

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
idk we kind of hate brown people i think, at least according to our foreign policy initiatives.

:wotwot: CLEANSE THE DARKIES :wotwot:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

turn off the TV posted:

Mental health issues, you say?



oh, well

i was going to empty quote "we may never know his true motives" but in this case he might just be insane and make it generally true without irony

and yeah who gives a gently caress about this idiot bitch boy i was just out spreading giant puffball mushroom spores trying to prepare for a bright future, check out our take a hike forum if you want to think less about terrorists and more about fresh food and good times in nature

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Nothing that guy is posting is one iota different than what your run-of-the-mill Hotep tweets every day lol. Pretty racist to assume belief in Yakub, the asiatic black nation, and black sovereign citizenry is a mark of mental illness

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Really good teeth for an American presumably poor and retarded, I'm impressed

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008

dude is a shadowrun street shaman hell yeah

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Prorat posted:

gently caress AP, they are fake news and lying scum.

https://twitter.com/ap/status/854432857737003010

That's not the same.

Haha drat.

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Prorat posted:

Yeah it's a stupid as blaming Trump for everything.

Reagan was the one who shut down the mental institutions, get Trump's dick out of your mouth and open wide for the big Gipper.

http://www.salon.com/2013/09/29/ronald_reagans_shameful_legacy_violence_the_homeless_mental_illness/

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