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MAN 1: "Well, we need more people to fill this job." MAN 2: "But my lord there is no such people!" wimin: "Excuse me, I think I can do the job." MAN 1: "But how? For you are just a-" <Wimin flips one switch and turns a dial 21.2 degrees. The machine that was once churning out atom bombs at a rate of one per year is now churning out hundreds by the second.> MAN 1: "...Shakespeare's Ghost..." MAN 2: "I think that's science-speak for...you're hired!"
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FaradayCage posted:MAN 1: "Well, we need more people to fill this job." is she hot?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:is she hot? She will be when she takes off her glasses and frumpy sweater and puts her hair down
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May 6, 2017 06:17
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MAN 1: "Oh what's this then? A beautiful wimin wearing skintight leather. Surely me, a lowly rent-a-cop, can put the moves on her without getting roundhouse kicked to the nuts." Wimin roundhouse kicks him to the nuts and then squeezes his balls with her hands wimin: "The...only reason...for this scene...is so wimin...will not hate this movie...that their dumb boyfriends....made them watch...got it?" Wimin twists the sack as MAN 1 makes the "ow my groin" face. MAN 1: "But I was j-." wimin: "GOT IT?" Wimin squeezes one ball out of the sack and it skips across the linoleum. MAN 1 (high pitched): "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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May 6, 2017 06:19
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FaradayCage posted:MAN 1: "Oh what's this then? A beautiful wimin wearing skintight leather. Surely me, a lowly rent-a-cop, can put the moves on her without getting roundhouse kicked to the nuts." is she hot?
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May 6, 2017 06:23
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:is she hot? No, just beautiful.
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FaradayCage posted:No, just beautiful. fair enough
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May 6, 2017 06:40
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I heard GBS hates women.
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Outraged old man: what's this? a female mohl!? Outrageous! Cool femaLe mohl: that's right I'm a woman and I'm a mohl! watch this! Offscreen sound of loud gristly crunch and baby's tears Cool female mohl: woops. Finger slipped  
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FaradayCage posted:MAN 1: "Oh what's this then? A beautiful wimin wearing skintight leather. Surely me, a lowly rent-a-cop, can put the moves on her without getting roundhouse kicked to the nuts." that's so raven
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:Outraged old man: what's this? a female mohl!? Outrageous! What's a mohl? I'm even less sure about the meaning of that word than the word "wimin".
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May 6, 2017 08:00
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I heard GBS hates women. No, it just loves dicks.
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May 6, 2017 07:59
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*breaks heels off shoes and rips skirt* "HA! Now I'm as prepared to survive in this jungle hellhole as any man would be!"
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May 6, 2017 08:03
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Nigmaetcetera posted:What's a mohl? I'm even less sure about the meaning of that word than the word "wimin". the fell moles are a dangerous and demonic species
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May 6, 2017 08:11
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stickomateia is a literary tehnique whereby the verse line is completed in tandem by named roles. eat poo poo op. and god be with you,walways
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VideoTapir posted:No, it just loves dicks. This is definitely true... richard
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*Takes pity on a young man injured in a fight* *nurses the mysterious stranger back to health* *ignores numerous warning flags* *kidnapped by ninjas days later* *falls in love*
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Man, injured: why are you doing this? Woman who is treating his wounds: I'm not doing it for you... Woman nods at Shrek. He nods back. Woman: I'm doing it for him.
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May 6, 2017 08:18
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*Double crosses protagonist and his dog because I'm an untrustworthy and scheming FEMALE but my comeuppance is hinted at before the credits roll*
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*tons of dicks are permanently injured throughout the movie as a sign of female empowerment* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ7rx8LeTgg&t=140s
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Man 1: "Haha no wimin will ever be able to do this very basic task! Only big strong men like me can do it haha idiot wimin!" Man 2 to man 3: "Oh god I hope he realises we only told him that so we could get out of doing that really dumb and easy task" Wimin: "Oh YEAH? Watch me do just a good as job as you!!!!!!!!!!!!! RESPECT ME" Man 1: "Haha wow you did it you are okay in my books then but I still think wimin are stupid just not you"
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May 6, 2017 09:15
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This is not an educational documentary because it takes too many liberties with behavior that this pseudo-documentary doesn't explain why they claim the things they claim. Perhaps if this "documentary" explained why they claim the claims that the claim, it would be more credible; otherwise, I resent this cartoon passing itself off as educational. Also: it's funny how feminist this series is. It's like the producers went out of their way to prove a point. I'm not sure I know what their point was, but it seems like if you were male in that era in time, or in that era in this series, you'll be eaten, outwitted, or out lucked by a smarter, more powerful, or more evolved female. One of my kids pointed it out when they were guessing how the drama would end, which ever creature was referred to as a "he" is the one who'll get eaten. Well, that's pretty much a sign of our times. Gotta do what sells.
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May 6, 2017 09:24
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*bitter post that barely hides my contempt for women*
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Grevling posted:This is not an educational documentary because it takes too many liberties with behavior that this pseudo-documentary doesn't explain why they claim the things they claim. Perhaps if this "documentary" explained why they claim the claims that the claim, it would be more credible; otherwise, I resent this cartoon passing itself off as educational. How's the latest Men's Right Activism rallies been turning out?
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May 6, 2017 09:37
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*is a beautiful 20 year old actress with a perfect figure that could have any man she wants* *casted as Adam Sandler's wife* *credited as "Adam Sandler's wife"*
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May 6, 2017 09:38
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Is filmed having sex for money
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"You're gonna get it when [MIKEY] gets here!"
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Grevling posted:This is not an educational documentary because it takes too many liberties with behavior that this pseudo-documentary doesn't explain why they claim the things they claim. Perhaps if this "documentary" explained why they claim the claims that the claim, it would be more credible; otherwise, I resent this cartoon passing itself off as educational. Like 80% of media has a male as the protagonist but sometimes a female character is the intelligent one so you're upset about the feminazis taking over?
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I saw a guy in a movie once. He was kind of a jerk. Long story short, I'm posting in GBs about it. Anyone else remember that movie?
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Iron Prince posted:I saw a guy in a movie once. He was kind of a jerk. Long story short, I'm posting in GBs about it. Anyone else remember that movie?
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Is 5 foot 4 and weighs 80 pounds (because of studio mandated anorexia), but is somehow able to beat up like twenty roided out, 250 pound dudes.
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#gbshateswomen
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*Is obviously wearing a bra for 99% of movie. Unbuttons shirt for the sex scene, is somehow bra-less.*
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May 6, 2017 12:31
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Das Boo posted:*Is obviously wearing a bra for 99% of movie. Unbuttons shirt for the sex scene, is somehow bra-less.* Dang as a dude i've never noticed this. I guess i've been paying attention to the wrong things
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Wimin: I need to teach you how to fight, man, so you can fulfill your destiny. Man: You? A wimin? Come on, is this a joke? *wimin does a flip and puts man into a leg chokehold, with her crotch right in his face. Stops when he turns blue* Man: Wow, that's amazing! Why am I going on this dangerous mission if you've clearly been training your whole life for this kind of thing? *Wimin looks at focus group. They all shake their heads in unison* Wimin: Because contrived plot device something something.
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Psycho Society posted:Dang as a dude i've never noticed this. I guess i've been paying attention to the wrong things It's the lady equivalent of watching a dude continuously blasting a shotgun without reloading. If you wanna be violently aware of a lady not wearing a bra through most of the movie, watch that 70's Stepford Wives.
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Man: Hello I got the penis Woman: Oh yea well I got boobie and vagain *they fight for 70 mins then realise they should be working together* man and woman together: While we are different we are both cool and good thanks for watching tune in next time for more ground breaking plot
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Jukeboxblues posted:Man: Hello I got the penis In the next one they have a baby
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Hi, I'm Rae Dawn Chong from Commando and I'm here to make you feel less gay watching this movie
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Hi male character! *fails Bechdel test*
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