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Like, I like food and poo poo, I like to cook, and I like buying my food, so I want to go to the grocery store. I have to and I want to. But why the gently caress does it suck? Cramped aisles, can never find the specific loving thing I want, can't remember what the gently caress I need for the dickfart of me, long rear end checkout lines with some ugly pissed off cashier. No one to bag my poo poo so the line takes forever, some bitch can't input her phone number right, an awkward wait for the loving debit card to go through without making conversation, pushing a cart out to the car, unloading my loving groceries, finding a place to push the stupid rear end cart, and then going home and unloading my loving groceries the gently caress
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looks like somebody is mad about grocery stores
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Jun 22, 2017 03:05
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what's the matter, op, did they run out of ding dongs and ho hos?
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Jun 22, 2017 03:06
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OP you need to chill. The things you mention are minor annoyances--certainly not worth getting angry about Sit back and be happy 
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Jun 22, 2017 03:08
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If you put stuff on the bottom you can walk out without paying if you are a WASP
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Jun 22, 2017 03:09
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which one of you niggas steals produce at the self-checkout
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Jun 22, 2017 03:09
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Twat McTwatterson posted:which one of you niggas steals produce at the self-checkout i dont steal and i also avoid using racial slurs, op 
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Jun 22, 2017 03:10
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just have your butler go jesus
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Jun 22, 2017 03:11
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It seems you're mad about something that takes up less then 1% of your weekly time and is a necessity to life in our western culture. I'd wager you spend more time touching yourself.
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Jun 22, 2017 03:11
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Don't forget about the arrogant, impatient boomer behind you in line complaining about minorities.
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Jun 22, 2017 03:12
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The new credit card chip readers things. You have to wait like 3 minutes for the thing to go through. Convenience my rear end. Other than that, shopping is fine, unless they move the store inventory around again and you have to relearn that they put the coffee with the vegetables this week or some other bullshit.
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Jun 22, 2017 03:12
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UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA... PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE... I had that stupid drat thing go off twice in a row once. It's like all the major retailers bought from the exact same company and all their self-checkouts suck. It still beats the alternative of getting in line behind:
When there's fifteen regular checkouts, fifty customers, and three lines are open while a sleepy teenage floor manager listlessly calls for team members to come up to the front... if they feel like it.
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Jun 22, 2017 03:12
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one time, i was at a costco and there was some dude in biker gang gear (like the vest with the patches and poo poo) riding the cart very fast the wrong way down the main aisle, yelling at people. DOn't know what happened after, I was checking out. anyway, sorry normal people activities bother you so much
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Jun 22, 2017 03:12
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being around people is horrible in general imo
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Jun 22, 2017 03:13
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because we're fat and know we look gross and hate anyone else looking at us, Amazons working on a fix.
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Jun 22, 2017 03:13
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op. i think you should start seeing the grocery store as a horn of plenty, and a reminder that you live in a civilized nation and are free from starvation. or, you know, just stop being such a loving baby, you pussy
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Jun 22, 2017 03:14
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Just have your groceries delivered by drone 
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Jun 22, 2017 03:14
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maybe you should try a lil' store called Costco
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Jun 22, 2017 03:14
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if an amazon drone isnt delivering your digiorno pizzas to you i dont even want to know you
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Jun 22, 2017 03:14
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Neukoln19 posted:op. i think you should start seeing the grocery store as a horn of plenty, and a reminder that you live in a civilized nation and are free from starvation. I mean....I can't write it any better. Use those loving twigs under your gigantic gut.
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Jun 22, 2017 03:15
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try to find grace to accept the things you cannot change
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Jun 22, 2017 03:15
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the grocery store i go to recently took out all of their self checkout lines.
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Jun 22, 2017 03:16
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Lime Tonics posted:The new credit card chip readers things. You have to wait like 3 minutes for the thing to go through. Convenience my rear end. We have a few Heinen's in Cleveland and they take Apple Pay. No dip and wait BS. 
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Jun 22, 2017 03:16
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Ocean Book posted:try to find grace to accept the things you cannot change Agreed, get drunk before going shopping it's much better
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Jun 22, 2017 03:17
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dont like grocery stores? go hunt / forage for your own food
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Jun 22, 2017 03:17
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Take my advice as these are words of wisdom and just make your girlfriend go jfc i haven't been to the grocery store in years yalls bitches hahahaha
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Jun 22, 2017 03:17
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get drunk at the store, its not stealing until the booze leaves the premises
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Jun 22, 2017 03:18
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Neukoln19 posted:op. i think you should start seeing the grocery store as a horn of plenty, and a reminder that you live in a civilized nation and are free from starvation. Please do A or B. Avoid option C, which is to let the frustration take increasing control of you until you're active killing at the grocery store.
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Jun 22, 2017 03:18
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I only go grocery shopping at 3am and it's great.
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Jun 22, 2017 03:21
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Caufman posted:Please do A or B. but if you spring for C be sure to make your crazy youtube partially animated vlog/suicide note under 40 minutes and easy to understand tia hth
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Jun 22, 2017 03:21
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 If your groceries are not delivered. Amazon Prime Fresh, Instacart, Google Express, WTF man?
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Jun 22, 2017 03:21
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Also if you go to a grocery store Friday afternoon/evening, mid-day Saturday, or mid-day Sunday, you're going to have a really, really bad time.
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Jun 22, 2017 03:21
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I read that seeing our well-stocked grocery stores is what broke the USSR mentally
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Jun 22, 2017 03:21
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Three Olives posted:
christ....
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Jun 22, 2017 03:22
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Idk OP, my cashiers are usually pretty hot thanks to the University campus nearby. Except for the chick with downs syndrome, but she's actually pretty cool so I she's good in my book.  Oh and if you use Android/Apple/Samsung/Whatever pay, it takes literally two seconds to pay and get the receipt. hth
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Jun 22, 2017 03:22
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Three Olives posted:
How are the delivery time slots for APF? Like can you get it delivered later in the afternoon for people who work 9-5?
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Jun 22, 2017 03:23
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Three Olives posted:
Ironically this
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Jun 22, 2017 03:23
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Supreme Allah posted:I read that seeing our well-stocked grocery stores is what broke the USSR mentally http://blog.chron.com/thetexican/2014/04/when-boris-yeltsin-went-grocery-shopping-in-clear-lake/ Supposedly Boris Yeltsin was particularly smitten by the Jello Pudding Pops. I miss back when Russia/USSR wasn't an enemy. 
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Jun 22, 2017 03:24
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Three-Phase posted:How are the delivery time slots for APF? Like can you get it delivered later in the afternoon for people who work 9-5?  I normally have them delivered before I get up or right before I get home and just have the porter leave them outside my front door so the dogs aren't disturbed.
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My wife and I enjoy going to the grocery store and looking at all the things we can afford because the global bourgeoisie continues to enjoy the bounty that the global proletariat produces. Then we go home not buying any of it, because we are at the most marginal level of bourgeoisie, precariously close to falling down a class as the truly elite expand their treasuries faster than we can stay relevant to their whims.
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