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Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
LOL

quote:

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (KTHV) – A Van Buren man was arrested on Wednesday morning after running his car into a newly placed 10 Commandments statue at the Arkansas State Capitol.

32-year-old Michael Tate Reed drove through the statue around 4:47 a.m. on Wednesday while filming on his cell phone and posting it to Facebook.

I'd like to see more heroes rise up like this

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

and the emperor decreed that no one henceforth shall utter the name "Michael Tate Reed"


and thats how we all know who he is, kids

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

that's a sin probably

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol that he's done it before and that he got GoFundMe to pay for his car and whatever.

I hope he gets money again.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
good, religion has no place in politics

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
yeah rip

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
freedom!

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

COMRADES posted:

lol that he's done it before and that he got GoFundMe to pay for his car and whatever.

I hope he gets money again.

That is amazing

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
God is rolling in his grave right now.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

quote:

Reed stated [...] that Michael Jackson's spirit was living inside meat.
Really? Cool

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

COMRADES posted:

lol that he's done it before and that he got GoFundMe to pay for his car and whatever.

I hope he gets money again.

How much did he get before? I mean I'm sure his car is way less than the fines and the cost of repair/replacement of the 'monument'.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
KEEP SLAMMING

NEVER STOP SLAMMING

ALWAYS SLAMMING

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Fartbox posted:

that's a sin probably

Moses did it first.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

quote:

In 2015, Tulsa World reported that Reed stated his psychotic break was inspired by a Dracula film and that Michael Jackson's spirit was living inside meat. He also believed he was "the incarnation of an occult leader" and attempted to contact "Lucifer's high priestess he called Gwyneth Paltrow."

:lol:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Even this guy has the presence of mind to realize that only a stupid rear end in a top hat puts up a religious monument in front of a government building.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what kind of car was it???

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
This is like a light hearted Killdozer.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


the video gave me a hearty lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i was sure i was going to disagree with him but i kinda agree with him

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
The William Wallace of cars.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Burt Sexual posted:

How much did he get before? I mean I'm sure his car is way less than the fines and the cost of repair/replacement of the 'monument'.

Got like ~$18k iirc

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Chomp8645 posted:

only a stupid rear end in a top hat puts up a religious monument in front of a government building.
I see you have never heard of Sen. Jason Rapert (R-Leviticus). On a recent KATV 7 News poll on their Facebook page, from a list of several options to improve the state of Arkansas, "remove Jason Rapert from office" had the most votes.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Newly placed? I thought we were kind of over that bullshit.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
How do we get him a hot dog stand?

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Three Olives posted:

Newly placed? I thought we were kind of over that bullshit.

Dude it's the deep south.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
If there is one place that has trouble getting over things, it's the South.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
This is basically what the church of satan is for, whenever one religious monument goes up they end up sending in lawyers to allow them to have a goathead too or w/e and it's p funny.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Comedy option: The Trump administration charges him and all the GoFundMe people who contributed with federal hate crimes.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Fartbox posted:

that's a sin probably

We have no way of checking now.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

ArbitraryC posted:

This is basically what the church of satan is for, whenever one religious monument goes up they end up sending in lawyers to allow them to have a goathead too or w/e and it's p funny.
nice

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

He's not the hero we deserve, but the one we need

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

quote:

According to CBS affiliate 5NEWS, Reed has a history of similar behavior, destroying a Ten Commandments monument in Oklahoma. He was charged with destruction of state property or improvements, indecent exposure, making threatening statements, reckless driving and operating a vehicle with a revoked license back in 2014.

Wait, what? This guy seems to be cooler and cooler.

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib

quote:

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (KTHV) – A Van Buren man was arrested on Wednesday morning after running his car into a newly placed 10 Commandments statue at the Arkansas State Capitol.

Is this what Van Buren Boys do when they grow up?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Three Olives posted:

Newly placed? I thought we were kind of over that bullshit.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Think about what this man could accomplish with a killdozer...

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Dreddout posted:

Think about what this man could accomplish with a killdozer...

I bet he'd run over a hundred commandments!

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
He shouldn't have stopped with the statue. Wuss

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Lol he looks so happy and proud

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

that video is the best

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Aside from being crazy and awesome he's also apparently super Christian but is even more so super constitutional so I'm looking forward to seeing the GOP dance around this

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