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dk2m
May 6, 2009
today is my last day before i get the entire next week off. i'm planning on going to NC and getting poo poo drunk. i may play lynyrd skynyrd at some point. how are you guys celebrating july 4th? if it doesn't involve you or someone you know vomiting, you've already disappointed george washington

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Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

dk2m posted:

today is my last day before i get the entire next week off. i'm planning on going to NC and getting poo poo drunk. i may play lynyrd skynyrd at some point. how are you guys celebrating july 4th? if it doesn't involve you or someone you know vomiting, you've already disappointed george washington

I am getting shackled and spanked by a hot African American dominatrix.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
By living in a country that is not the US.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Please stop posting Pick copycat threads

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I'm drinking and smell bad

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dk2m posted:

today is my last day before i get the entire next week off. i'm planning on going to NC and getting poo poo drunk. i may play lynyrd skynyrd at some point. how are you guys celebrating july 4th? if it doesn't involve you or someone you know vomiting, you've already disappointed george washington

Same except I'm going nowhere and smoking a lot of weed and it's a week and a half before I return to work.

Money Bags
Jun 27, 2013

We've got a family reunion this weekend so I'll be doing the usual. Drinking, weed smoking, shooting off guns and fireworks at the same time etc.

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
im going to sit on my roof and drink beer and watch children shoot bottle rockets at each other

my neighborhood is like 50% illegal central american or mexican and they do not give a gently caress that all fireworks are basically illegal here. ms13 had a bigger firework display last year then the city. on the 4th this play is like a colorful Falujah

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I going to do absolutely nothing productive at work today then take a 4 day weekend.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

I'll probably be working all weekend including the third and fourth which are both federal and company holidays.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Not going to the doctor despite having medical insurance through work because I've been conditioned to never, ever go to the doctor under any circumstances

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Blowing poo poo up, and I'll probably crash a jet ski or something idk

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Drinking whiskey and beer.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Watch softcore on Vimeo

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


BBQ

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!
I'll be encouraging children to maim themselves with explosives.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Lighting fireworks in my rear end hoping to make a youtube "fail" video.

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!

givepatajob posted:

Lighting fireworks in my rear end hoping to make a youtube "fail" video.

I'm encouraging you!

I'm encouraging you so hard right now.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I'm going to destroy America.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Just kidding haha! ;)

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Barbecue and fireworks.

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
I'm using my day off to catch up on the "The Final Doobie Update Thread"

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

doob wouldn't even sell hotdogs on the 4th and you're going to read about them?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I’m gonna drink a bunch of beer, whiskey, and wine and eat lovely food.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
I'll probably drink a lot of whiskey, eat too much meat and catch whichever fireworks show I can.

Also I'll be posting here about all the immigrants I've captured and handed off to ICE as part of my civic duty to protect our freedom here in america

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Happy independance day y'all

Just cooked burgers and lit off fireworks.

I'm a brit in London. So I hope you all did better then that at least FFS.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Going to bed early with earplugs in.

Where's my chamomile?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
My dad and I took turns firing his .38 special police revolver that shoots at aluminum cans from far away.

We took turns firing it and out of 20+ rounds we've hit a combined total of 2 cans, both on my end.

Recoil is loving nothing, double action pull is really stiff (probably for safety reasons) but single action is really good. But we were like 50 feet away from the targets with an old rear end revolver going high so :shrug:

Then I swam a whole lot and consumed lots of flesh from dead animals.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Hopefully less than the "NYPD level" trigger pull. (TWELVE POUNDS.)

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'm eating filet Mignon well-done with ketchup and shooting fireworks with my automatic machine-gun until they explode, like every american should be doing

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
Hamburgers, hot dogs. Thanks for asking.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Three-Phase posted:

Hopefully less than the "NYPD level" trigger pull. (TWELVE POUNDS.)

It was pretty bad. Probably not as bad as that, but close.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Is that seriously a thing though? Like a certain percentage of the population feels that getting roaring drunk is a patriotic obligation?

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

Hamburgers, hot dogs. Thanks for asking.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

moose face posted:

Is that seriously a thing though? Like a certain percentage of the population feels that getting roaring drunk is a patriotic obligation?

lol if you don't believe it's humanity's obligation for every second of its existence.

especially on holidays.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
oh look, it's beer o'clock

galumphing lummox
Aug 30, 2006

watching a lot -- and I mean a LOT -- of anime

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sparklers in the butt obvs. :smug:

Lansoc
Jan 3, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
drinking a beer.. watching fireworks on tv.. playing pc games.. what else would an american do?

also your mom later.. i am 37th on the list so hopefully she isn't to worn out.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I saw a bunch of Americans celebrate 4th of July in Canada and complain about Clinton losing on TV.

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