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great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I went through this process tonight and I feel like I should save you all some time. Holding your breath? No. Getting jump-scared? Nah. Drinking while upside down? Nope. Getting choked out until you have to tap by your girlfriend? YES! I'm now hiccup free and loving life.

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Tablespoon of peanut butter

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Skulls are very scary so kill a loved on and scare yourself with their skull.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Ice cube in da butt

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Better Fred Than Dead posted:

Tablespoon of peanut butter

where does it go?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Puff up your chest as much as possible and hold your breath. It's the most effective way, everything else is just trying to achieve the same thing

YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005

have a stroke

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Here's a "life" hack. If you're dead you can't get hiccups.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Forever sleep

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

WatermelonGun posted:

Ice cube in da butt

it's this one

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Have u tried sucking a dick op?

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Teaspoon of sugar. It's gross but it works.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

Tablespoon of peanut butter


p rude posted:

Have u tried sucking a dick op?


Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Teaspoon of sugar. It's gross but it works.

Combine these 3, actually.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

WatermelonGun posted:

Ice cube in da butt

This honestly works. I'm serious. I don't know why or how it works, but it does.

e: Though I usually just press it against my sphincter. Does the trick.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

KomodoWagon posted:

This honestly works. I'm serious. I don't know why or how it works, but it does.

e: Though I usually just press it against my sphincter. Does the trick.

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

a hiccup is just your soul trying to escape its flesh prison so you should embrace it and if you're lucky you will achieve transcendence. good luck

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
http://i.imgur.com/MhTk3jU.gifv

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Make yourself throw up.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

drunkb posted:

Make yourself throw up.

Does not work, and hiccuping while you're throwing up is a whole new level of hell

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

in da butt

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

I don't know how to stop it, but I do know how to reverse it. As soon as you hear 'HIC', simply say 'CIH'. All effects are immediately nullified and balance is restored.

You can now mark this thread as [SOLVED].

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Shoot yourself in the head.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Shoot yourself in the head.

with an ice cube?

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
drink water and plug your nose

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Has everyone said re-breathing into a paper bag?

I get the loving singultus maybe twice a year.

You can also zone your head into a alpha/beta/delta/epsilon state and just gently caress it off.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Psycho Society posted:

with an ice cube?

Might accomplish the same result, honestly.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Very carefully

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
Wait.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it
Cocaine always worked in the past.

Lansoc
Jan 3, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

And suffer because you have clearly done something wrong to upset the gods.

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
blow me, works every time

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

desert eagle to the chest (protected by three phone books)

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jul 5, 2017

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You stand on your head and pour vinegar in your bhole and bite down on a chili pepper, reckon. :clint:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
teaspoon of sugar


:boom:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You stand on your head and pour vinegar in your bhole and bite down on a chili pepper, reckon. :clint:
this is the secret recipe for donkey sauce btw

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
duct tape over the mouth and nose plugs, it works eventually, just need a little patience

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

buy madden 2017 g.o.a.t. edition

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
Take a really deep breath, enough that your chest expands a bit. hold it in. no more hiccups

you're welcome.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Edit: gently caress

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

great big cardboard tube posted:

Getting choked out until you have to tap by your girlfriend? YES! I'm now hiccup free and loving life.

What is his name

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