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That guy is the ultimate absentee landlord. Then again he doesn't exist so we're squatting in an abandoned house. What's up with this guy? He's a non-existent sonuvabitch imo. *cuts with sharp edge*  
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yeah me too, but i heard he took a better job. best of luck in his future endeavors.
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Jul 16, 2017 11:07
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my dick is 12 feet long
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Jul 16, 2017 11:07
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naturally I have a bunch of extra blood to accommodate this
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Jul 16, 2017 11:08
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I never had any imaginary friends, so I do not know how that feels.
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Jul 16, 2017 11:11
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if you ask an udercover ghost cop if hes a ghost cop he has to tell to you
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Jul 16, 2017 11:13
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one time I missed god, BUT I GOT HIM WITH MY NEXT SHOT  god's dead hahah I killed him he's dead
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Jul 16, 2017 11:24
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he said he was just going out for a pack of cigarettes 
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Jul 16, 2017 11:30
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God is gay He invented the penis after all
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penii in buttholes is too good to be a coincidence ergo evolution is a lie
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Jul 16, 2017 11:35
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God is fine, I went to portland for a meetup and we smoked marijuana cigarettes all day. Says hi.
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Jul 16, 2017 14:28
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You all should read Garth ennis' Preacher. Or watch the show I guess
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gx1Pv02w3Q
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Ride The Gravitron posted:You all should read Garth ennis' Preacher. Or watch the show I guess You should just watch the show anyway because it is a really good show and I happen to have it open in a tab right now. Although a recent post on this very GBS about furries has lead me to believe that one of their season 2 gags is derivative as hell.  
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Jul 16, 2017 14:42
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god misses you more, op
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Jul 16, 2017 15:03
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choprite posted:god misses you more, op Lol
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Jul 16, 2017 15:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fPRO2SApO8
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dead dreams and dead gods
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Jul 16, 2017 15:12
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That Robot posted:That guy is the ultimate absentee landlord. Then again he doesn't exist so we're squatting in an abandoned house. Is this the new Lowtax thread?
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Jul 16, 2017 15:12
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He's dead Jim
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Jul 16, 2017 15:17
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choprite posted:god misses you more, op
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Jul 16, 2017 15:17
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God exists, dummy, he just actively revels in misery and injustice
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pretty sure he's away on business https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJM
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ghosthorse posted:pretty sure he's away on business you know that poo poo dennis leary gets about bill hicks? same thing but tom waits and moondog lol.
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Jul 16, 2017 16:24
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i talk to god like every day
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God allowed me to get an erection, but I couldn't ejaculate 
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God backwards is Dog. Makes you think, OP.
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Mokbek posted:God backwards is Dog. Makes you think, OP. Is this a parachute of dog fucker poster?
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I'm glad he's not around that dude was a loving rear end in a top hat. "Uh oh you looked!" *turns you into pillar of salt* "LOL U MAD?!"
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Jul 16, 2017 17:43
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What if God was one of us?
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COMRADES posted:I'm glad he's not around that dude was a loving rear end in a top hat. lmao that guy was a huge chode for pulling that on Lot's wife
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Jul 16, 2017 17:49
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salt was really valuable back then, like imagine if your wife turned into a pile of gold?
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Jul 16, 2017 17:58
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300 lbs of gold you say?
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Jul 16, 2017 18:00
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obviously the pile would be the same size as the person, so rough calculation it would weigh about 20x as much as they weigh
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Jul 16, 2017 18:02
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Im gonna need archemedes to figure out some displacement so I can get the most gold wife. Are u listening god?
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Harald posted:obviously the pile would be the same size as the person, so rough calculation it would weigh about 20x as much as they weigh Who's to say that it won't also weigh the same, though? You could have a porous gold wife.
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Am I more likely to spurn the ire of God if I have a big fat gold husband or does He not give a poo poo about that kind of stuff anymore ITYOOL 2017?
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Jul 16, 2017 18:11
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Alternatively whenever I miss God I just listen to Her. I put on Jagged Little Pill.
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numberoneposter posted:Alternatively whenever I miss God I just listen to Her. I put on Jagged Little Pill. Nunchie bunchies
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