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I've been performing amateur abortions out of my garage for nearly four years now. Sure, I'm not very good at it, but i have of fun. Ive been thinking in light of recent healthcare controversies that it only makes sense to take a more laissez faire approach to healthcare. Let the free market decide whats best for you and you family. Ingrown toenail? Don't worry, Zack took a three month intensive through Phoenix university. Its like changing a lightbulb. Why pay a high priced and overqualified obgyn to perform abortions or implant IUD's when crystal can take a six month course at devry community college and scrape those fuckers out around the clock? You don't need a doctor to tell you that you have allergies and that you need benadryl. Any competent person with access to google and a bullshit certification can tell you that. And that my friend, is how you repeal and replace obamacare. BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Jul 29, 2017 |
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What if they're allergic to benadryl too tho
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:What if they're allergic to benadryl too tho Well they can pick themselves up by their bootstraps and through pure grit and work ethic beat off anaphylactic shock. Snowflake.
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Jul 29, 2017 06:14
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I heard that a 30C homeopathic preparation of infant flesh is the most effective natural abortifacient.
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Hey that's cool, what's your rig like? Mine is a long staircase and a comically oversized boxing glove. 
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woah, he said bootstraps!
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e: this was a bad post
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Cutting through bullshit is actually a service I offer. We should start a combind practice where you routine medical procedures and I harvest bull excritement and bisect it into smaller components. We could call it oval office Cut and Co.
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:e: this was a bad post who are you?
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moose face posted:You don't need a doctor to tell you that you have allergies and that you need benadryl. Any competent person with access to google and a bullshit certification can tell you that. you'll be immune to benadryl if you take it daily for seasonal allergies, buy generic claritin or just become a man and adapt to your environment slowly
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Your mom cuck lol hope the ghost of Margret Sanger haunts your taint OP
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R-Type posted:Your mom cuck lol hope the ghost of Margret Sanger haunts your taint OP
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I have been doing fecal transplants on the down low in my neighborhood and tbh I'm tired of looking over my shoulder 
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Flesh Forge posted:I have been doing fecal transplants on the down low in my neighborhood and tbh I'm tired of looking over my shoulder This unreasonable government oversight had to end now
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Enough with this mediocrity. This isnt a race to the bottom or maybe in your case it is
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Dentists shouldn't be allowed to perform oral surgery like wisdom tooth extractions. Dentists are barely doctors, they are not even close to surgeons, if i had known more about dentists I would have gotten my wisdom teeth extracted at an oral surgery center, but unfortunately I let a dentist do it. Now I have giant gaps behind my molars that collect food and I need to either scrape those gaps with a toothpick several times a day or hit it with a syringe filled with mouthwash, otherwise I get horrible halitosis. Letting a dentist pull my wisdom teeth has lowered the quality of my life permanently, please don't let dentists perform oral surgery on you.
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a bone to pick posted:Dentists shouldn't be allowed to perform oral surgery like wisdom tooth extractions. Dentists are barely doctors, they are not even close to surgeons, if i had known more about dentists I would have gotten my wisdom teeth extracted at an oral surgery center, but unfortunately I let a dentist do it. Now I have giant gaps behind my molars that collect food and I need to either scrape those gaps with a toothpick several times a day or hit it with a syringe filled with mouthwash, otherwise I get horrible halitosis. what won't dentists gently caress up?
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Your username should be "an empty tooth-hole to pick"
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:Your username should be "an empty tooth-hole to pick" lol
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moose face posted:I've been performing amateur abortions out of my garage for nearly four years now. Sure, I'm not very good at it, but i have of fun. Ive been thinking in light of recent healthcare controversies that it only makes sense to take a more laissez faire approach to healthcare. Let the free market decide whats best for you and you family. Ingrown toenail? Don't worry, Zack took a three month intensive through Phoenix university. Its like changing a lightbulb. Some right wing think tank has a bunch of slick ads that keep showing up on my Facebook feed and this is exactly what they say.
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Why go to a dr for expensive plastic surgery that can be easily done at home? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2320679/Korean-woman-Hang-Mioku-injects-COOKING-OIL-face-refused-plastic-surgery.html
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Remember if you want to disrupt the field of medicine you need a app. Once you have a app you are not bound by any licensing requirements or industry standards. You are disrupting that poo poo.
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a bone to pick posted:Dentists shouldn't be allowed to perform oral surgery like wisdom tooth extractions. Dentists are barely doctors, they are not even close to surgeons, if i had known more about dentists I would have gotten my wisdom teeth extracted at an oral surgery center, but unfortunately I let a dentist do it. Now I have giant gaps behind my molars that collect food and I need to either scrape those gaps with a toothpick several times a day or hit it with a syringe filled with mouthwash, otherwise I get horrible halitosis. DDS stands for doctor of dental surgery
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Why do they suck so bad at dental surgery then hmmm?
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Straight White Shark posted:Some right wing think tank has a bunch of slick ads that keep showing up on my Facebook feed and this is exactly what they say. No way. Could you provide me with a link? I'm serious. I have exclusively lefty liberal types on facebook and never get any of that poo poo
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a bone to pick posted:Dentists shouldn't be allowed to perform oral surgery like wisdom tooth extractions. Dentists are barely doctors, they are not even close to surgeons, if i had known more about dentists I would have gotten my wisdom teeth extracted at an oral surgery center, but unfortunately I let a dentist do it. Now I have giant gaps behind my molars that collect food and I need to either scrape those gaps with a toothpick several times a day or hit it with a syringe filled with mouthwash, otherwise I get horrible halitosis. Then the last dentist I saw was legitimately some kind of freak, who kept threatening me for no discernable reason while I was in the chair. Then he loaded my cavity up with no regard to my bite and I had to yell at him to stay and fix it. Dentists man.
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah after my wisdom tooth extraction the orthodontist filing my teeth literally said "oops" and my bite has been crooked since.
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moose face posted:No way. Could you provide me with a link? I'm serious. I have exclusively lefty liberal types on facebook and never get any of that poo poo oh, Canada! America has this whole thing where you need to be very enthusiastic about arcane medical insurance policy in order to survive, literally it's pretty hosed up but we don't have a choice a hole-y ghost posted:I was throwing up blood off and on for like half an hour after I had my wisdoms out. at least I was lucky enough to have them taken out in a way that my mouth is fine now. that's just normal, along with the audible "crack/crunch" of someone prying out the biggest teeth in your head haha half an hour is a ridiculously short amount of time. I was spitting up blood, especially every time my heartrate rose slightly, for a couple weeks afterward again, with no lasting side effects. Can't imagine what it's like if you have actual problems Gone Fission fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jul 30, 2017 |
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well yeah I was spitting up blood from the tooth gaps for a while, but I mean throwing up blood I had swallowed and inhaled
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Gone Fission posted:oh, Canada!
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a bone to pick posted:Why do they suck so bad at dental surgery then hmmm? You should have come to me, I would have charged you a lot less and given you a bundle deal for a fecal transplant 
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moose face posted:If there is something wrong with me i go to a doctor and if its bad they refer me to a specialist and if its worse i get chemotherapy or surgery or whatever and in any case rhe grand total of my medical bill is zero because human life matters and socialized medicine is good
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Flesh Forge posted:You should have come to me, I would have charged you a lot less and given you a bundle deal for a fecal transplant the last thing I need is even more fecal matter in me
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I perform vasectomies with one cleat and a few kicks.
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*sighs heavily as i grudgingly rate a moose face thread a "five"*
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moose face posted:I've been performing amateur abortions out of my garage for nearly four years now. Sure, I'm not very good at it, but i have of fun. Ive been thinking in light of recent healthcare controversies that it only makes sense to take a more laissez faire approach to healthcare. Let the free market decide whats best for you and you family. Ingrown toenail? Don't worry, Zack took a three month intensive through Phoenix university. Its like changing a lightbulb. This is one of the many reasons I can never really leave SA for very long, no matter how busy life gets. "I've been performing amateur abortions out of my garage for nearly four years now.."
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Most physical conditions, and all psychological conditions, are better treated by your neighborhood weedologist than by Big Medicine.
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You say you need radiation therapy to take care of that tumor? gently caress that expensive hospital! I found a barrel of weird radioactive waste under a bridge you can have it for three bucks bada boom
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is cutting through the bullshit why you didn't beat your wife op
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Zorodius posted:Most physical conditions, and all psychological conditions, are better treated by your neighborhood weedologist than by Big Medicine. Doctor Man say, you have severe atherosclerosis and must immediately begin a statin regimen. But Rasta Doc say, just smoke two joints, eryting gon be ahright.
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