ITT: We Put on our Robes & Wizard Hats

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Rime: Nov 2, 2011; by Games Forum

Red wizard needs food badly.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:12

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# ? May 23, 2024 19:13

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Whoa whoa whoa, let me catch people up here.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-put-on-my-robe-and-wizard-hat

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:14

insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

Gay thread needs gas badly

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:14

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

I cast cockulus repairo itt

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:16

Rime: Nov 2, 2011; by Games Forum

insulated staircase posted:

Gay thread needs gas badly

Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:16

Jeffrey Dahmer: May 21, 2017; by Pragmatica; Muldoon

tear off your rear end and throw it in a ditch

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:20

FisheyStix: Jul 2, 2008; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

i'm whatever happened to bash.org

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:22

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Negliges for the best sword. I will stamp down something that is certain!

# ? Jul 29, 2017 07:11

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

I conjure a flask of rigidity and 2 flasks of flaccidity that look the same

# ? Jul 29, 2017 07:22

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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I cast enlarge and drink a stam potion.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 07:28

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Sponge Baathist posted:

I conjure a flask of rigidity and 2 flasks of flaccidity that look the same

I'm going to conjure two round flasks and a tall straight flask and put em together so it looks like a donger and balls

# ? Jul 29, 2017 08:07

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Sorry, I should have been more clear. I'm going to put the tall straight flask in the middle, and that's going to represent the wiener, and side by side just next to that one will be the two round flasks, and those are going to represent the nuts.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 08:10

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

i cast fireball at my head so i can die and forget i read this thread

# ? Jul 29, 2017 08:20

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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flerp posted:

i cast fireball at my head so i can die and forget i read this thread

i cast suck my drat balls

# ? Jul 29, 2017 08:21

Gorgar: Dec 2, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

Sorry, I should have been more clear. I'm going to put the tall straight flask in the middle, and that's going to represent the wiener, and side by side just next to that one will be the two round flasks, and those are going to represent the nuts.

This is good, specific imagery. What's in the flasks?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 08:48

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Gorgar posted:

This is good, specific imagery. What's in the flasks?

Lol. Look At this bitch right here

*i cast* ' yo bitch u know its cum' on gorgar

# ? Jul 29, 2017 08:59

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Equip codpiece

# ? Jul 29, 2017 09:04

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Gorgar posted:

This is good, specific imagery. What's in the flasks?

The tall, straight flask (the one intended to approximate a penis, you remember) is filled with a yellow liquid meant to simulate urine (in actuality this will be an herbal tincture of phlegm expulsion; you see, I don't like to keep non-potions inside my potion flasks). In each of the round flasks will be placed a fresh enchanted egg to absorb destructive spells. This, you see, is to simulate the testicles inside the scrotum (the two round glass flasks together represent the scrotum, and each egg represents one testicle).

# ? Jul 29, 2017 09:05

mystery fluid: Feb 12, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://youtu.be/vChEPj0dXXk

# ? Jul 29, 2017 09:10

Bimmi: Nov 8, 2009; someday
but not today

Gorgar posted:

This is good, specific imagery. What's in the flasks?

Cool username. I put on my Members Only jacket and cast Nostalgia!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctiLQQTP4tY

# ? Jul 29, 2017 09:12

Cymoril: Jul 1, 2005; Kittens Warm the World; Dinosaur Gum

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

tear off your rear end and throw it in a ditch

# ? Jul 29, 2017 09:22

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

op you should've just posted in the robes & wizard hats megathread. white wizards only, no dark magic.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 09:23

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Ahh, the vintage memes of my youth. Like fine wine they've aged.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 11:31

Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

I've yet to see a real beautiful woman.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 11:53

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Skoll posted:

I've yet to see a real beautiful woman.

turn your monitor o-

hold on this doesn't work

# ? Jul 29, 2017 11:55

The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

Is there still audio out there of that goon reading SA content like the funny role playing sex and the aristocrat family story?

I dinNt know how to find it anymore

# ? Jul 29, 2017 13:36