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~enjoys not having to pay taxes~ ~systematically extracts money from the poor~ ~molests children on an industrial scale~ 
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Aug 5, 2017 20:42
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schmuckfeatures posted:~enjoys not having to pay taxes~ We'll call it "capitalism"
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We are building a religion, we are making a brand We're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
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*wears big rear end cool hat* Repent sinnas for I am the pope
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~gets really, really angry about cartoons~
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Aug 5, 2017 20:43
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~murders doctors trying to assist rape victims~
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~builds a really nice-looking cathedral in Normandy, France~ ~some other religion's holy warriors come and slit priest's throat in said cathedral~   ~sulks~
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Aug 5, 2017 20:47
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*opens schools, soup kitchens, hospitals, libraries, and community centers*
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Aug 5, 2017 20:50
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I'd like to be an early investor
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~gets really pissed off about terminally ill people ending their suffering~ ~has a long history of setting people on fire because we disagreed with them~
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Aug 5, 2017 20:56
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~sends a bunch of schoolchildren back into a raging inferno because they weren't dressed appropriately~ ~claims to be holier than thou, blessed by a supreme being~
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Aug 5, 2017 20:59
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 ~literally is perfectly loving fine with Hitler~
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Aug 5, 2017 21:02
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Please don't gently caress Hitler.
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Aug 5, 2017 21:03
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OK guys I'm not sure if I'm really into this forming a relgion idea thing i mean the thing about not paying taxes is great; everything else sounds kind of shite
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Aug 5, 2017 21:04
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~tries to bomb yet another airliner~ OK guys I'm done with this; tax breaks don't cut it . when can I stop molesting children and burning unbelievers already? this is way more time-consuming and exhausting than i had anticipated gently caress this whole religion thing; murdering and torturing and molesting people en masse is too much effort i just want to order a large pepperoni pizza and enjoy the weekend instead
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Aug 5, 2017 21:10
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The feast of alvis
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Aug 5, 2017 21:10
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Religion is great imo, just like communism and world peace. It's just people that are poo poo.
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Aug 5, 2017 21:11
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8-Bit Scholar posted:We are building a religion, we are making a brand coming to the realization that listening to comfort eagle on repeat when I was like 12 may have indoctrinated me to be a Communist retard
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Aug 5, 2017 21:12
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Colonel Cancer posted:Religion is great imo, just like communism and world peace. It's just people that are poo poo. that's right; catholic church molestation is just... just people molestation and islamic terrorism is just people terrorism and all of the Scientology controversies have NOTHING TO DO WITH SCIENTOLOGY YOU RACIST gently caress
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Aug 5, 2017 21:15
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schmuckfeatures posted:~enjoys not having to pay taxes~ I have been reading the scriptures and I think this new religion has grown decadent In order to be in accordance with the will of the prophet we must be more arbitrary in our methods of extracting money from the poor. And child molestation should be on a more modest scale. Also we're not allowed to eat pasta now. Prepare for the schizm you loving heretic.
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Aug 5, 2017 21:20
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jazzyhattrick posted:Also we're not allowed to eat pasta now. gently caress you and your weak rear end schism - mandatory pasta tuesdays - liturgical language wookie hoots from star wars - all men may take a second wife so long as the wife is a goat - deny orbs
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Aug 5, 2017 21:26
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jazzyhattrick posted:I have been reading the scriptures and I think this new religion has grown decadent can we make a different rule about the pasta thing? like no pesto allowed or something bolognese sauce should be fine; i'm sure we can agree on that. just like we can agree on molestation and poor-loving. we have the makings of a great all-time religion here; no need to diverge from standing on the shoulders of giants like these
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Aug 5, 2017 21:27
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Grand Prize Winner posted:- mandatory pasta tuesdays
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Aug 5, 2017 21:30
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Grand Prize Winner posted:- deny orbs roy orbison = orbison = son of an orb. he must be the chosen prophet for our religion he also had the added benefit of not molesting children or setting disbelievers on fire; so at least we're starting with a clean slate i mean it's fine if the religion itself allowes molestation and burning disbelievers; we just need to be able to set a good example, hth
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Aug 5, 2017 21:32
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Grand Prize Winner posted:- deny orbs orb is life
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Aug 5, 2017 21:33
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Also, minor housekeeping issue. Anyone who criticizes our religion is RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! just keep saying it over and over til the conversation is shut down; hope that clears things up
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Aug 5, 2017 21:34
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did i mention how ANGRY i am about cartoons
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Aug 5, 2017 21:44
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oh and we're beloved by our invented-out-of-whole-cloth supreme being even though we gently caress his children by the thousand and still condemn the idea of two adult males forming a relationship no religious hypocrisy here; fiddle dee dee! let us continue forming this great religion in the noble steps of our forefathers
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Aug 5, 2017 21:48
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HOLY poo poo I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT CARTOONS IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'M AN ANIME NERD WITH A MURDER FETISH
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Aug 5, 2017 21:50
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Mice neltdown
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Aug 5, 2017 21:53
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Colonel Cancer posted:Mice neltdown allaahahaackbar PS have you drawn a cartoon lately? if so I am angry about it also if you have any children, I
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Aug 5, 2017 21:54
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Aug 5, 2017 21:56
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If you don't follow us you're going to an eternity of suffering
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Aug 5, 2017 21:59
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We're doing polygyny, right? I was told explicitly that there would be polygyny.
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Aug 5, 2017 22:02
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Universe Master posted:We're doing polygyny, right? well yes but how important is polygyny to you compared to being angry about cartoons? angriness about cartoons has to take precedence
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Aug 5, 2017 22:04
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schmuckfeatures posted:well yes but how important is polygyny to you compared to being angry about cartoons? angriness about cartoons has to take precedence Me and my six wives are mad as hell.
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Aug 5, 2017 22:06
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Universe Master posted:Me and my six wives are mad as hell. are your wives mad as hell all at once or do they divide it into six 4-hour segments each per day? this information will help me calculate how many infidels we can set on fire at once it's an important tax calculation (not that we have to pay tax, being religious and all)
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I believe that, if there is a God, we only exist for its entertainment. We have free will though!  IMHO it's a fair trade.
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