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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I need some inspiration for some brutal ownage I'm about to do.

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
No.

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011
I doubt you're as charismatic or talented as Edmond Dantes

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Paper Diamonds posted:

I doubt you're as charismatic or talented as Edmond Dantes

I'm thinking more saints row 4

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
the mexican food I ate last night

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

"The Princess Bride".

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

ColoradoCleric posted:

I'm thinking more saints row 4
You are certainly not as charismatic or talented as The Boss

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Paper Diamonds posted:

You are certainly not as charismatic or talented as The Boss

I'm thinking spaghetti western

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

ColoradoCleric posted:

I'm thinking spaghetti western
You are certainly not as charismatic or talented as Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Paper Diamonds posted:

You are certainly not as charismatic or talented as Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

I'm thinking Snatch.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I'm thinking brock samson

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Getting over it and leading a long and fulfilling life.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

13Pandora13 posted:

Getting over it and leading a long and fulfilling life.

counter point, taking it personal and drawing it out as long as possible

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Wuthering Heights

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Titus Andronicus

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my brother used to hold me down and fart on my face so one time I bit his butthole

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you gently caress up someone's life and relationships and expect to be the good guy after all of it.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Dolphin posted:

my brother used to hold me down and fart on my face so one time I bit his butthole

op i dunno if there's a market out there for analingus incest stories but you can give it a try

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747
https://youtu.be/Q8LVlYJ5eJU

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
How about loving up your "manager's" attempt at making amends and trying to look good in front of everybody?

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCChxBSRo1Y

No you can't sit with us.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I prefer the one where they tried to drag out 3 relationships that are obviously falling apart and turning into colossal gently caress up.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

When I was a little teen I really liked Kill Bill but I doubt it holds up

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


I worked as a contractor for a major company, my boss was awful and was actually trying to fire me by making up lies. So I started looking for a new gig and found one quick. When I put in my two weeks she asked where I was going I said I'm going to be head of x department with x company.. she paused for a moment and said your going to be my boss..

I was like oh yeah that reminds me let's setup a meeting two weeks from today to discuss performance in this department, a month or so later she moved to another account because she hated that I was her boss. I did nothing and remained 100% professional. All I did was hold her accountable but she was on edge all the time and hated working for me, was great to see the shoe on the other foot.

Madness fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Aug 27, 2017

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Paper Diamonds posted:

I doubt you're as charismatic or talented as Edmond Dantes

This is the best one but yeah it takes both being charismatic and also become obscenely rich to pull off.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Here's a video with lots of good tips:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzZiZYmIMDI

mrhappytongue
Oct 13, 2003

by Lowtax
Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
"Munich" is a good place to start.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

oldboy

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
killdozer

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wINm6KG1ASw

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





The Vengeance Trilogy
-Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
-Oldboy
-Lady Vengeaunce

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
revenge of the sith

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I saw the devil

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

A law abiding citizen

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Plowing their exgirlfriends and never letting them get a taste of fame and fortune. Simply because they crossed me.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Acting like a total dick and reminding them I'm forcibly entering their girlfriends when we're inevitably forced to hang out with each other.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Count of Monte Cristo

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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
By the way I'm loving your ex.

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