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a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
because it doesn't taste like soap to a significant percentage of people

that said i do not want you to loving entomb my food with piles of it either, which is something those idiot cilantro-loving pedophiles love to do

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
get you a man who can do both

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ugti2qxe_g

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

you don't eat cilantro by itself, that's why it tastes terrible with that soapy flavor. you gotta rub it on your dirty ballsack in order to balance the taste

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
People who think cilantro is gross are hosed in the head of garlic op.

both have their thyme and place

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
I sniff basil daily. They keep telling me to stop. I won't!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Telephones posted:

I sniff basil daily. They keep telling me to stop. I won't!

Sage advice

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
what the gently caress you guys i'm trying to start a race war not a pun contest

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Longing for the days of GBS 2.0 where the mods bestrode the populous like mortals and there werent a thousand threads about basil vs cilantro and how its tearing our nation apart

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I snort pesto directly into my nasal cavity at the local deli whilst screaming loudly

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Tomato leaves taste weird but good

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Tomato leaves taste weird but good

i don't know what you are but you're not wanted here

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
more like

tomatoes, LEAVE

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

like a cigarette should posted:

more like

tomatoes, LEAVE

:yeah:

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

like a cigarette should posted:

more like

tomatoes, LEAVE

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Bazzlebois itt

Cilantro is only good w shredded beef

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

you don't eat cilantro by itself, that's why it tastes terrible with that soapy flavor. you gotta rub it on your dirty ballsack in order to balance the taste

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Look I don't care if retards can't enjoy cilantro, I know what I like. :munch:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

a gay lion named Tangiers posted:

i don't know what you are but you're not wanted here

Just fuckin try it. Cook the hairs off with a quick saute. At least crush some up an smell them do you can get an idea

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

a gay lion named Tangiers posted:

what the gently caress you guys i'm trying to start a race war not a pun contest

Start shooting guys wearing morissey t-shirts then.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Tomato leaves taste weird but good
I mean, they're okay, but hard to get unless you grow tomatoes.

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

ok i like your style, i like what you're saying and how you're saying it

theres a will theres moe posted:

Cilantro is only good w shredded beef

but then this. what the gently caress is shredded beef? why is cilantro good "w" it? where is the basil? why are you posting these words?

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
I got a cilantro plant growing out if my toilet. It's called a turd you idiot.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
We have a basil plant and a cilantro plant. The basil plant is doing much better and is much larger.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
there is no cinnamon cilantro

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

moose face posted:

People who think cilantro is gross are hosed in the head of garlic op.

both have their thyme and place
I'm going to sumac you now

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Bedazzle de basil, mon

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Just fuckin try it. Cook the hairs off with a quick saute. At least crush some up an smell them do you can get an idea

listen to me you tweaky little nightshade freak

get out

DoctorJones
Apr 28, 2003

Fortune and Glory.
i hate every tomato soup that has basil in it. congratulations you brilliant chef you made loving spagooter sauce now get out of my face and bring me something worthy of my grilled cheese

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

a gay lion named Tangiers posted:

listen to me you tweaky little nightshade freak

get out
drat, it doesn't have to be like that...

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Just fuckin try it. Cook the hairs off with a quick saute. At least crush some up an smell them do you can get an idea

Don't steal my pickup lines please

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

a hole-y ghost posted:

I mean, they're okay, but hard to get unless you grow tomatoes.

What the hell tomatoes basically grow out of anything, like random rotting kitchen scraps or toilets or even dirt


a hole-y ghost posted:

I'm going to sumac you now

Yeah now sumac is good as gently caress, that's a spice anyone can grow

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

How do you make basil less bitter. My basil always smells good but tastes bitter?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

habitual basil sniffer here. one of the employees a the upscale fruit market that i shop at caught me smelling the basil. i was sniffing hard on some dank basil, just really going to town, and turned around and she was looking right at me. i was so ashamed in that moment. i'll never go back to that market again which sucks because it's the closest one to my abode and they always have really good mangos. even in the winter :ohdear:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

a girl i was dating caught me huffing on some basil in the kitchen like i was hyperventilating and i broke up with her because of it. just couldnt look her in the eye ever again

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I'm drooling and I don't know why

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Hell Yeah posted:

a girl i was dating caught me huffing on some basil in the kitchen like i was hyperventilating and i broke up with her because of it. just couldnt look her in the eye ever again

Konsek
Sep 4, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Basil is a trash herb, everyone knows that. I pile heaps of silphium on all my meals as if it's going extinct.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

really hope my parents don't read this thread. i think i would die with shame due to my herb smelling ways. nobody understands me...

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Caprese salad my dudes? For the guy who's like, yeah I want to eat salad that's 90% by volume cheese

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
which kind of basil? there is regular basil, holy basil, lemon basil and thai basil. thai food uses all of them for different things.

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