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This is the murderer honeypot thread. Mine's 0 (for humans).
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Sep 29, 2017 10:38
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I killed my career
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Sep 29, 2017 10:44
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Lowtax posted:I killed my career SA is still going though
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Sep 29, 2017 10:45
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How about team kills?
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Sep 29, 2017 10:51
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I've killed a few threads in my time
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Sep 29, 2017 10:51
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i get lots of kills with my big machine gun
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Sep 29, 2017 10:54
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1:0 so far as far as i know
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Sep 29, 2017 10:59
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My grandma caught a mouse in a trap but it didn't die and she was freaking out so I decapitated it with a shovel. Poor mousey.
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Sep 29, 2017 11:00
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i blew myself up woth a rocket launcher
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Sep 29, 2017 11:06
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Duckbox posted:My grandma caught a mouse in a trap but it didn't die and she was freaking out so I decapitated it with a shovel. its cool that the thread is already weird
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Sep 29, 2017 11:06
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i beat every level so far using stealth only
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Sep 29, 2017 11:12
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Edgar posted:How about team kills? Life is a free-for-all. The only person who never leaves your side is Jesus Christ, but killing him doesn't count because he just respawns and farming him would be OP.
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Sep 29, 2017 11:15
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Dicky B posted:i beat every level so far using stealth only 
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Sep 29, 2017 11:16
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When I was a kid I was fishing with friends and I reeled in a water mocassin that had to be 5 feet long at minimum. My buddy hollered for his dad, who came out with a machete and whacked its head off. Our other buddy took the body, laid it at his front door, then went and told his mom there was a package for her outside. So between the snake and Scotts mom almost having a stroke when she opened the front door, I'd say no kills, 2 assists.
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Sep 29, 2017 11:21
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sixty nine
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Sep 29, 2017 11:29
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numberoneposter posted:best to reach the end without alerting anyone 
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Sep 29, 2017 11:32
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0 and 1. I'm dead. Bye!
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Sep 29, 2017 16:40
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0:1
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Sep 29, 2017 16:44
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do overdoses count because im like 0/4 then
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Sep 29, 2017 17:02
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I have been known to be a boner killer. Does that count?
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Sep 29, 2017 17:05
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Lowtax posted:I killed my career Don't say that. This thing you created that I spend time on is special. WE'RE SPECIAL DAMMIT! Seriously, I've looked around, other message boards/sites are really really bad even after all this time. spinderella fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Sep 29, 2017 |
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Sep 29, 2017 17:16
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do bugs count?
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Sep 29, 2017 17:17
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Enfield posted:i blew myself up woth a rocket launcher https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ljtZJ9g5zo
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Sep 29, 2017 17:25
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My wife used to work at an abortion clinic, I gotta get some assists for that
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Sep 29, 2017 17:42
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I'm doing a pacifist run. Going good so far, I hope there's an achievement at the end.
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Sep 29, 2017 17:46
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Its infinite because I haven't died yet.
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Sep 29, 2017 17:50
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Lowtax posted:I killed my career I'll trade you. I'm a Merchant. want to be a Merchant?
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Sep 29, 2017 17:51
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Duckbox posted:This is the murderer honeypot thread. i didn't spawn camp, I never stopped sprinting with the silenced SPAS-12 in CoD KD infinite, bitch
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Sep 29, 2017 17:52
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Do assists count? Cause I've made LOTS of assists
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Sep 29, 2017 19:17
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0:1 OooOOOoOOOoOOOOoOOoOoooOooo
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Sep 29, 2017 19:17
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A giant snake got caught in one of those stickytraps in my garage once and I felt bad because there was no way to free it from the adhesives, so I told my kids to come outside and I shot the snake with a PS-90.
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Sep 29, 2017 19:22
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Lowtax posted:A giant snake got caught in one of those stickytraps in my garage once and I felt bad because there was no way to free it from the adhesives, so I told my kids to come outside and I shot the snake with a PS-90. Ooooh look at me I'm mister can-afford-a-small-firearm-AND-children
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Sep 29, 2017 19:24
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Lowtax posted:A giant snake got caught in one of those stickytraps in my garage once and I felt bad because there was no way to free it from the adhesives, so I told my kids to come outside and I shot the snake with a PS-90. i hope you dont still use stickytraps
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Sep 29, 2017 19:25
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ikanreed posted:Ooooh look at me I'm mister can-afford-a-small-firearm-AND-children
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Sep 29, 2017 19:26
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The Walrus posted:i hope you dont still use stickytraps
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Sep 29, 2017 19:26
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I'm fly and mosquito Hitler. On my favorite hideo game I'm barely over a 1.0!
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Sep 29, 2017 19:28
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I've got a three bar connection plus I'm also retarded which doesn't help either.
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Sep 29, 2017 19:34
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Waffle House posted:I'm fly and mosquito Hitler. zoe or mgs
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Sep 29, 2017 22:58
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Duckbox posted:This is the murderer honeypot thread. I would say over the course of my life, I have taken the lives of untold thousands. I have crushed them, killed them with toxic chemicals, stomped them until they were nothing but poo poo on my shoe, often disposing of the bodies in the trash.. if I don't leave them laying on the sidewalk. We're talking about insects, right?
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Sep 29, 2017 23:00
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Lowtax posted:A giant snake got caught in one of those stickytraps in my garage once and I felt bad because there was no way to free it from the adhesives, so I told my kids to come outside and I shot the snake with a PS-90. gently caress those sticky traps, they are some of the most evil poo poo ever. I feel bad even using them on bugs, once you see some poor loving moth trying to tear itself off one. I don't know how people can use them on mice if they have even the tiniest, tiniest sliver of empathy for animals. Not to sound too pussified but there are a lot of non-lethal catch and release traps that work super drat good. I'm not sure I'd intentionally use them for giant snakes though.
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Sep 29, 2017 23:02
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