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today I made microwave popcorn and I thought that it popped perfectly, without an unpopped kernel in there and not at all overdone like, what are the chances of that happening? does that happen? but then I finished it and there were some unpopped pieces that I didn't see when I bowled it but only a few FIN ps today I learned that garlic powder on popcorn is fucken amazing, no need to overdo it on the red pepper/cayenne/ etc how do you like yrs
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I like popping kettle corn
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Oct 2, 2017 00:54
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I like orville redenbachers naturals simply salted, Bad Titty Puker.
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Oct 2, 2017 00:56
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i ain't never heard of bad titties
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Oct 2, 2017 01:05
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Is it true that the bags have a chemical that will KILL you?
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Oct 2, 2017 01:20
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we had a popcorn popping machine when i was a kid
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Oct 2, 2017 01:20
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:we had a popcorn popping machine when i was a kid A co-worker got his hands on an actual movie theater popcorn maker and brought it into work. We bought seeds, oil, salt, and little bags. It was amazing. Fresh popcorn every day. I got pretty drat good at it. One day the machine broke. We figured out what was wrong and the replacement part cost almost as much as a new machine. A sad day indeed.
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Oct 2, 2017 01:27
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if u wanna make popcorn like at the movies then use coconut oil
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Oct 2, 2017 01:30
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I bought microwavable cheese flavored pop corn because hey that sounds good but it came in like, a giant box pack and after having a few bags of it I was like "Man I'm sick of cheese flavored pop corn!" and now I don't like it anymore and I got a bunch left! What's up with that OP?!
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Oct 2, 2017 01:59
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:i ain't never heard of bad titties Have you not seen the Tonya Harding sex tape?
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Oct 2, 2017 02:02
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quote:I bought microwavable cheese flavored pop corn because hey that sounds good but it came in like, a giant box pack and after having a few bags of it I was like "Man I'm sick of cheese flavored pop corn!" and now I don't like it anymore and I got a bunch left! What's up with that OP?! you got to level up do the plain stuff and add yr own cheese or no cheese and what not
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Oct 2, 2017 02:02
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I dump my microwaved popcorn in a bowl and do that lizard tongue thing like a goddamn garbage troll.
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Oct 2, 2017 02:04
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TIP: gently massage the bag before microwaving, this lets more butter cover each kernel, and less butter left on the bag for you to lick off while clients watch
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Oct 2, 2017 02:05
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Supreme Allah posted:TIP: turn the empty bag inside out and wear it like a salty glove to lick it
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Oct 2, 2017 02:23
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Shove the package up your rear end for extra flavor
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Oct 2, 2017 02:31
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i make popcorn from scratch in a pot in under 2 mins from begining to end. the butter melts in the microwave in a perfectly timed choreography. u dumbshits
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Oct 2, 2017 02:43
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Y'all need to rediscover those Jiffy Pop stovetop popcorn thingies.
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Oct 2, 2017 02:43
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bradzilla posted:Shove the package up your rear end for extra flavor i find this overpowering. just rub it over the opening of the anus to get the earthy 'truffle' notes.
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Oct 2, 2017 02:44
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Scathach posted:Y'all need to rediscover those Jiffy Pop stovetop popcorn thingies. I havent seen those in years
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Oct 2, 2017 02:45
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corn kernels, a bit of oil, put them in with the lid on then over a high heat then wait till theyre all popped and shake everynow and then to stop burning.it takes 90 seconds. microwave some butter in the microwave and pour it over afterwards,with a little salt. u can make shitloads for practically nothing. its not filled with volatile gases and pesticides like the bag stuff u greasy mittenhanded blubber chodes horf down
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Oct 2, 2017 02:49
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Haverchuck posted:I havent seen those in years I was surprised to find them at Walmart. My fiance loves the things.
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Oct 2, 2017 02:50
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I have a bag of this stuff, just need a pot / lid to cook it up  it touts itself as the world's best, I'll be the judge of that "Extremely thin hull disintegrates when popped (no popcorn is truly hulless or it won't pop) "
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Oct 2, 2017 03:06
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I bought a hot air popper and a bottle of popcorn flavoring stuff and it's 100 times better than in a microwave. And it basically takes the same amount of time to pop.
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Oct 2, 2017 03:10
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ur all buying premade stuff and gimmick applicances and im booting a head of corn around the room until it pops for half the price,eating it like fairy floss straight from the cob. u dumb shits
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Oct 2, 2017 03:12
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Have you tried holding the unpopped kernels in a spoon over an open flame? I have not personally, but it seems like it might work. If I get a chance to do it I'll report back.
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Oct 2, 2017 03:18
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I just eat the unpopped kernels
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Oct 2, 2017 03:42
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We Know Catheters posted:I just eat the unpopped kernels
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Oct 2, 2017 03:44
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try kettle korn it's sweet as krap
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Oct 2, 2017 03:46
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You know what I figured out? It takes the same amount of time to pop it on the stove. 
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Oct 2, 2017 03:48
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Jeff Sichoe posted:try kettle korn it's sweet as krap Kettle corn is trash
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Oct 2, 2017 04:06
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I bought a hot air popper and a bottle of popcorn flavoring stuff and it's 100 times better than in a microwave. And it basically takes the same amount of time to pop. I have a hot air popper, too. It makes popcorn that doesn't make me feel awful after eating it. I use butter, though. I haven't liked any of the popcorn toppings that I've tried.
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Oct 2, 2017 04:42
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id pop microwaves mom
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Oct 2, 2017 04:46
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let it mellow posted:id pop microwaves mom 
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Oct 2, 2017 04:49
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I worked at an apartment complex and I found a whole case of microwave popcorn tucked away in a cabinet. Bought for some marketing event. It was almost a year out of date. I took it home and popped a bag. Almost the whole bag popped, but not into the big fluffballs you normally get. They popped into small, dense, crunchy, buttery, salty basically corn nuts but fresh and without requiring dental insurance. It was amazing. Old microwave popcorn is the best.
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Oct 2, 2017 04:49
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The ONE weird food secret ONE weird trick to weight gain: sprinkle brewer's yeast on your popcorn
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Oct 2, 2017 05:56
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Bad Titty Puker posted:today I made microwave popcorn and I thought that it popped perfectly, without an unpopped kernel in there and not at all overdone I think that is a lie
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Oct 2, 2017 05:57
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i often get those dome shaped translucent brown hulls shoved right into the gumline behind my upper incisors
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Oct 2, 2017 05:58
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I make my popcorn in a pot on the stove like true badass.
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Oct 2, 2017 06:07
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Pawn 17 posted:I make my popcorn in a pot on the stove like true badass. god drat right 
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Oct 2, 2017 06:08
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PROTIP: buy some nori to crumple/rip and sprinkle over your popcorn, however you make it, to elevate your snack to another level
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