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Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
Communism has cool uniforms and lets me eat chicken tendies without having to work but anarchy is cool cuz I can just go take what I want and expect people not to be ruled by any law or institution or whatever. Which should I choose as a young white upper middle class college kid who's never had to do real work in his life?

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Biscuit Hider
Anarchy is really more of a teenage/high school epoch.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
you can be both. in the communist utopia the state will have withered away and no laws will be necessary, because according to marx the need for law stems entirely from differences in material endowments.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Go with anarchy since the terribleness is more straightforward and obvious that's it's harder to remain one once you're done with college.

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Jul 2, 2008

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DoctorStrangelove posted:

Go with anarchy since the terribleness is more straightforward and obvious that's it's harder to remain one once you're done with college.

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Unlike Communism, Anarchy has a proven track record as the ultimate triumphant ideology for all human civilizations

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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I say "who cares?" so I guess the answer is obvious.

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
Anarchists are cool cuz they managed to bomb wallstreet and a bunch of other people in the 1920s.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

All the cool kids are being Nazis nowadays

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Biscuit Hider
Also which kind of anarchy? Because Anarcho-capitalism is just not having the balls to admit that you’re a libertarian.

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Naw, libertarians bitch about age of consent, ancaps bitch about the lack of a thriving child slave market

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Flat Earth, OP.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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nihilism is the true path OP

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Anarcho-captialism is especially stupid since captialism requires an advanced division of labor to exist while anarchy is all about the abolition of the division of labor, or at least the structures that enable its existence.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
go with posadism my dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14mIFbhB0b8

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Anarchism, duh.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syndicalism

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Seconding this, it's really the only appropriate leftist position to hold in the age trump.

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May 15, 2017

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just drink alcohol and smoke weed until you are numb inside :waycool:

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Nov 8, 2009

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Whichever currently has the cutest girls

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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poisonpill posted:

Whichever currently has the cutest girls

Idk those book burning librarians are p gross. Probbo some hot commie chicks tho just by probability.

sausage paddy
Feb 25, 2009
cool anarchist guy: silkroad distributor, multiple stds, gets kicked out of his own house party

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Anarchism is probably the laziest route since being a Marxist typically requires quite a bit of reading especially if you join an actual party.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
You don't, like, need a label, maaan.

Furthermore, like, WTF would communism or anarchy even look like? You apply those labels to yourself or society, and it becomes very abstract. Think about the real world of blood and concrete, and work yourself from there. You can just decide where you stand on the issues.

I unironically believe in one of those ideologies but would never call myself that because I'd rather focus on working on the world at large, and save the ever-popular worship of self for later.

Alternatively, you're in college, where 90% of social interactions are based on coolpoints, so you'd better label yourself quick. Make sure your consumer goods and mall products highlight what a unique individual you are.

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Oct 4, 2012


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bartlett
Dec 13, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Anarchy is the better choice for rebellious young hooligans looking for a little action from that cute girl in Humanities: How America Was Never Great L101. Communism I kinda similar in that regard as well but I feel like the clothing choices are a little on the cheap side.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

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chug cough syrup until you can make the choice with a clear mind

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Communism is a religion. Anarchism is just a bunch of kids being dumb punks. Which one of these sounds better for a rebellious college kid?

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Join the Young Republicans

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

dads friend steve posted:

Join the Young Republicans

At this point, this is the most rebellious thing you could do in college.

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Oct 6, 2003

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Oct 27, 2004

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OP these are the people you share your optics with atm:

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Dec 17, 2000

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DoctorStrangelove posted:

At this point, this is the most rebellious thing you could do in college.

Outing yourself as a Republican in college will probably get you expelled instantly.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Anarchy, smd.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Alternatively whatever goofy poo poo this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOk6HB609po

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
Egoism just so you can feel morally superior calling everything a spook while sucking your own dick

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
Either that or moderate centrism, same thing really

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Normally I would say communism, but I think you would be better off with the anarchists, or young republicans. Really, anyone else.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
just become a libertarian and attain your final form as a real piece of poo poo

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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bagual posted:

Egoism just so you can feel morally superior calling everything a spook while sucking your own dick

Ego = lies

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