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ever since my floor’s cubes got rearranged, the entire floor smells really bad. It’s either BO or body spray of some member of the floor, but either way its a bad smell. how do i deal with it? i dont know how to track down the perp bc its so widespread, spanning like 25 cubes
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first view
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Nov 7, 2017 16:16
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didn't read; wash ur dick op
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Nov 7, 2017 16:16
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buy some of the reed diffuser things, they are nice
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Nov 7, 2017 16:19
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Turn off your nose.
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Nov 7, 2017 16:29
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send a company wide email shaming and owning the gently caress out of whoever it is
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Nov 7, 2017 16:35
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Why you comin' home 5 in the morn' Something's going on, can I smell yo dick? Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick
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Nov 7, 2017 16:46
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obstipator posted:ever since my floor’s cubes got rearranged, the entire floor smells really bad. It’s either BO or body spray of some member of the floor, but either way its a bad smell. wait for his inevitable sick day one of hte reasons i don't relish the thought of going into management is because i know i'll find myself having to explain to employed, working grownups that they need to wash both their bodies and their clothes with soap, and that the smell of someone pickling durians in a hockey bag full of cat piss is less about a disability and more about being a grown-rear end man who probably shouldn't wait for the "things your mom used to do for you" economy to catch up with basic hygiene
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Nov 7, 2017 16:51
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the smell is coming from INSIDE THE CUBE
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Nov 7, 2017 19:32
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it’s from negative energy op, you need to cleanse your office aura. try burning some sage
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Nov 7, 2017 19:37
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Cat Face Joe posted:didn't read; wash ur dick op
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Nov 7, 2017 19:41
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OldAlias posted:it’s from negative energy op, you need to cleanse your office aura. try burning some sage No, it's from pent-up origone energy. Spend more time walking around around the 25 cube area masturbating and see if that helps.
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Nov 7, 2017 20:51
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Roosevelt posted:the smell is coming from INSIDE THE CUBE
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Nov 7, 2017 21:04
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ultravoices posted:Why you comin' home 5 in the morn' Smell my dick? wait a minute hold up
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Nov 7, 2017 21:11
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take up smoking op
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Nov 7, 2017 21:36
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i had a suitemate in college that loving stunk one of my pals dropped out over summer term and they gave us this guy without notice jesus christ
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Nov 7, 2017 23:24
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back when i worked at the office full time we had a guy on our floor who was super fuckin fat, like couldnt pass him in the hallway, and smelled horrible. he waddled real slow everywhere, and u could hear his heavy breathing coming down the corridor first the worst was in the bathroom, u could hear him loudly grunting and huffing and *ppbbbrrrrrrrr* waterfalls of poo poo. it stank to high hell and the bathrooms were right across from the conference room. when i heard him walking that way id have to close the door so as not to scar our clients
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Nov 7, 2017 23:49
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i bought $30 worth of air sanitizers (👃🙊🌲) on amazon and they will arrive tomorrow.
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Nov 8, 2017 16:37
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sorry but if you're going to make me sprint continuously i'm going to sweat and smell bed
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Nov 8, 2017 16:46
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i 'member
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Nov 8, 2017 19:33
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:sorry but if you're going to make me sprint continuously i'm going to sweat and smell bed Scrumguzzlin
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Nov 8, 2017 21:49
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i interviewed at a place years ago and this reminds me of it way too much, except someone's smart solution was to pour febreeze on the air handler, so it smelled like a stoner's trash
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Nov 8, 2017 22:55
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Poopernickel posted:Scrumguzzlin give me the scrummies
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Nov 8, 2017 23:01
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i might break bread with one or two strippers but that don't mean you gotta pull my zipper
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Nov 9, 2017 07:24
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in every office there’s one smelly person if you can’t find the smelly person in your office, it’s because you‘re the smelly person.
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Nov 9, 2017 07:34
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in my office some guy sprays lynx (axe for u foreigners) and then it smells like bo w/ lynx
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Nov 9, 2017 08:25
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used to work with a guy who literally refused to ever shower so he made a deal with the boss to get frebreezed in the morning. this was at a crab picking business when i was in college so holy lmao did he smell bad
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Nov 9, 2017 08:49
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i can pretty much guarantee none of your coworkers smell as bad as a guy who works in the seafood industry and takes 0 showers ever
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Nov 9, 2017 08:50
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fart simpson posted:i can pretty much guarantee none of your coworkers smell as bad as a guy who works in the seafood industry and takes 0 showers ever yeah I'd think carefully before trying to one up this i've had dead people puke on me, and that cecal fecal smell is pretty amazing, but the smell of a bag of rotting shrimp tails left on some rear end in a top hat's locker for a few months made me want to mace myself. rotting seafood smells loving unholy
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Nov 9, 2017 13:46
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graph posted:i had a suitemate in college that loving stunk i had a housemate in college that accused me of being that guy, but like, i waasn't. i bathed, i washed my clothes. i even had a girlfriend. but he was like "your room ALWAYS stinks. it's gotta be you. cleaning out the closet i found the culprit: i had drunkenly thrown a banana in the closet months ago. i very proudly showed him the banana and he was like: "okay your not gross. you're just really dumb and have no sense of smell."
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Nov 9, 2017 14:47
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flakeloaf posted:rotting seafood smells loving unholy All these cab legs made me thirsty.
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Nov 9, 2017 15:07
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Axe body-spray is lol, but their snake peel body-wash was p deece from what I remember.
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Nov 9, 2017 15:45
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op did u wash ur dick?
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Nov 9, 2017 18:07
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fart simpson posted:i can pretty much guarantee none of your coworkers smell as bad as a guy who works in the seafood industry and takes 0 showers ever about that suitemate - we had someone awake in the suite 24/7 and no one saw him perform one act of hygiene the entire year
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Nov 9, 2017 18:11
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i once met richard stallman
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Nov 9, 2017 18:27
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graph posted:about that suitemate - we had someone awake in the suite 24/7 and no one saw him perform one act of hygiene the entire year Maybe he didn't want to drop trou around the apparently meth-addicted strangers he was forced to live with who apparently worked out a schedule to keep him under constant surveillance? Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Nov 9, 2017 |
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Nov 9, 2017 18:33
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Cat Face Joe posted:op did u wash ur dick? yeah, i did With Your Mother’s Pussy!! #Win #Swag #😹
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Nov 9, 2017 18:37
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Schadenboner posted:Maybe he didn't want to drop trou around the apparently meth-addicted strangers he was forced to live with who apparently worked out a schedule to keep him under constant surveillance? white knighting smelly nerds? you must smell pretty bad yourself.
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Nov 9, 2017 21:07
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Doc Block posted:white knighting smelly nerds? you must smell pretty bad yourself.
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Schadenboner posted:Maybe he didn't want to drop trou around the apparently meth-addicted strangers he was forced to live with who apparently worked out a schedule to keep him under constant surveillance? we all had different homework schedules and they were long and grueling in different shifts but yeah, someone was awake 24/7 u ok ?
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