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Like, I don't know how I could put up with receiving little to no respect. It's as if the man, despite himself just couldn't garner any respect whatsoever. At some point that has to, like, change a man. Change him into an animal. Do you think when he looked in the mirror he liked what he saw? DO YOU!? Well you'd be wrong. I mean, think about what it must be like to have the entire world basically say to you, "you are crass and deserving of very little respect." I can just imagine poor Rodney sitting there staring at his reflection in a rain puddle, "no respect, no respect, no respect..." But do any of you even care? Did you even once ask him if he was okay? If he needed anything? Well, I'll tell you what he needed, just a little loving respect. The man went to Carnegie Melon and for some reason he is treated like a rube. He specifically went back to school to get respect and look what he gets instead. loving laughing. IT'S NOT loving FUNNY, PEOPLE! This is a man who was in deep loving pain and all he needed from you was respect. Just the tiniest loving fraction of decency and kindness. You. You people are the real monsters. 
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I always thought he was a cool guy, but the joke needs to be updated for the current day As such I present my idea for a great new comedian: Rodney Dangercuck, with hilarious punchline, "gently caress my wife, please; without a condom!"
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Nov 14, 2017 16:05
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You can't tell me that is the face of a man who hasn't stared down into the abyss at least once or twice. Perhaps once night after drinking a bottle of cheap scotch he just starts alternating between cackling like a madman and sobbing like a child. The glint of the blued steel barrel of the shotgun hung above the mantel catches his eyes. He knows what he must do.
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Nov 14, 2017 16:24
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"Take my life PLEASE"
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Gay Weed Dad posted:"Take my life PLEASE" 
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Nov 14, 2017 16:26
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"No respect, no respect I tells ya" *puts mouth on gun* *phone rings* "Again with the lack of respect, it is too much  "
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Nov 14, 2017 16:27
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 NOT loving FUNNY!
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Nov 14, 2017 16:36
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i watched caddyshack for the first time recently and i was very surprised to find that a) rodney dangerfield was hilarious in it and b) most of the rest was just a dull teen summer movie. so, i guess i'm gonna go watch his movies now.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i watched caddyshack for the first time recently and i was very surprised to find that a) rodney dangerfield was hilarious in it and b) most of the rest was just a dull teen summer movie. so, i guess i'm gonna go watch his movies now. He wasn't supposed to have such a huge roll in the movie but he was killing it on set so they gave him more parts. Ted Knight couldn't stand him and got mad that screen time was taken from him. Also Rodney was a HUGE pothead
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Nov 14, 2017 16:59
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he wasn't that overweight jeez
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Nov 14, 2017 17:22
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Gay Weed Dad posted:"Take my life PLEASE"
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Nov 14, 2017 17:52
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Bonzo posted:He wasn't supposed to have such a huge roll in the movie but he was killing it on set so they gave him more parts. Ted Knight couldn't stand him and got mad that screen time was taken from him. The fact that Judge Smales hated Rodney in real life makes the movie even funnier.
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Nov 14, 2017 18:41
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being that he is/was? a comedian - yes
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Bonzo posted:He wasn't supposed to have such a huge roll in the movie but he was killing it on set so they gave him more parts. Ted Knight couldn't stand him and got mad that screen time was taken from him. Hah, that's awesome (on both counts.) That gets him mad respect from me. oh gently caress I just accidentally destroyed his schtick, sorry man 
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You may think the recent revelations about sexual predators are the real secret about Hollywood. You'd be wrong. The real secret about Hollywood is Rodney Dangerfield was widely respected, had loving relationships, and was treated kindly by others.
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Literally A Person posted:Like, I don't know how I could put up with receiving little to no respect. It's as if the man, despite himself just couldn't garner any respect whatsoever. At some point that has to, like, change a man. Change him into an animal. Do you think when he looked in the mirror he liked what he saw? DO YOU!? Well you'd be wrong. I was under the impression that most well-known comedians had a problem with suicidal ideation.
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Nov 14, 2017 21:29
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He tried to kill himself over and over but kept coming out alive.
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Rodney had a huge penis, so the answer to the op is no
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:He tried to kill himself over and over but kept coming out alive. Even death didn't respect him
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btw Guy Fieri is a huge Rodney Dangerfield fan
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:He tried to kill himself over and over but kept coming out alive.
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Nov 14, 2017 21:44
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If he survived Rover Dangerfield, he could survive anything.
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a bone to pick posted:btw Guy Fieri is a huge Rodney Dangerfield fan yeah, that makes sense. no one has ever respected guy fieri.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:yeah, that makes sense. no one has ever respected guy fieri. It's like a loving ethic for the poor guy.
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Nov 14, 2017 21:48
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*In Rodney voice* My brother in law is so stupid, see, the first thing on his bucket list was suicide.
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Nov 14, 2017 21:53
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Lupin posted:*In Rodney voice* 
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Nov 14, 2017 21:56
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Lupin posted:*In Rodney voice*
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Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get laid! *quietly ducks away to cry in a bathroom corner*
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Bonzo posted:He wasn't supposed to have such a huge roll in the movie but he was killing it on set so they gave him more parts. Ted Knight couldn't stand him and got mad that screen time was taken from him. To be fair, Ted Knight is hilarious as well. YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!
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i'm so fuckin high right now. it's ridiculous
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What are you retarded?? Everyone knows that all the people in Mr Dangerfield's community held the man in the highest esteem... I mean talk about a man who was honored. It was all he ever talked about.
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Nov 14, 2017 22:29
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Rodney Dangerfield owns. Gonna watch some of his standup now. Thanks op.
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Dog Jones posted:What are you retarded?? Everyone knows that all the people in Mr Dangerfield's community held the man in the highest esteem... I mean talk about a man who was honored. It was all he ever talked about. I even think his catch phrase was something like "I love getting all this respect" or, "I'd like to thank everyone for all the respect they show me"... this thread couldnt be further from the truth
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Dog Jones posted:I even think his catch phrase was something like "I love getting all this respect" or, "I'd like to thank everyone for all the respect they show me" 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGvnHvba_b0 Good old Rodney.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:To be fair, Ted Knight is hilarious as well. YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND YOU'LL LIKE IT! He is. Too Close for Comfort is just Ted Knight being Ted Knight. Also lol at using Jackie Mason in Caddyshack 2. That movie is terrible.
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